Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude
br.Abdul Majid nice to see you back :brother:
Ummm, just a general word of warning, do not insult zAk again! :mad: :anger:
He may or may not take prozak, but that is his own decision - best left unspeculated about.
zAk if you're there I'm expecting some reps for backing you up
<Muezzin & Minaz, apologies for hijacking the thread>
JazakAllah khair 4 da welcome and LOL im sure zAk wud appreciate that i was only sayin that becoz i need to stay awake!! so sleepy!!!!!!! no offence was intended *GULP*
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*Apologies muezzin i didnt mean to go off-topic, just i feel this needed to be answered*
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My tears testify that i have a heart
yet i feel me and shaytan never part
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
How many feet high could a penguin look in the sky if a penguin's neck had the ability to look in the sky?
"It will be said to the pious believers in Islamic Monotheism: 'Oh you, the one in complete rest and satisfaction! Come back to your Lord well rested and well pleased!
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Man, my mates and my sister and my little brother just made me cough up £50! And i don't even work yeah. Don't you think they should have chipped in? I had to pay for the pizza, the drinks, the ice cream and almost all their cinema tickets. That's what I get for wanting to take them to see the prophet Muhammad (SAW) movie. And then we found it out it was only showing 11:30 am! Who wakes up that early tro watch a movie? That's just sad! Today sucked. And then my little brother had the audacity to say he wanted to watch 'over the hedge!'.... i do NOT do kids movies!
What should I do? I'm finding myself fondling that gun again.
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Is there a movie about he prophet (SAW)? I've certainly been out of touch whilst being transfixed in Germany!
Over the hedge rocks! My advice is take your siblings to watch it
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format_quote Originally Posted by minaz
Is there a movie about he prophet (SAW)? I've certainly been out of touch whilst being transfixed in Germany!
Over the hedge rocks! My advice is take your siblings to watch it
After they rinsed me?!
I'm going on holiday and I need some money for spending. And to top it all off, tehy're going on the day I jet off to wtach it all together.
:grumbling :grumbling :grumbling
HOW UNGRATEFUL!
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
I'm sure there's an Asian equiavalent. Deepa Patel or something.
Deepa who? am i meanta know of that person?
Neither do I apart from raita. I love that stuff.
yup..goes good with biryani and pilau!
so..how do i persuade my mum i'm useless at cookin and helpin out..I had to make the dough for roti the other day and ended up with flour all over me and the kitchen worktop AND floor..
yet she still thinks I have it in me to cook
Mothers these days..
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