Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Why the english words are not anymore translated in the main language of the people??? I found very disturbing to read in the shop windows foreign words like tallasso which i have no idea what it means
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by mara
Why the english words are not anymore translated in the main language of the people??? I found very disturbing to read in the shop windows foreign words like tallasso which i have no idea what it means
What a coincidence - I don't know what the heck it means either! Very strange...
format_quote Originally Posted by BodyGuard
hey Muezzin my brother from another mother.
Heya man.
I need some advise man i have had enough with my user name (BodyGuard).
2 things man i dislike about my name ,1)it is too old for me 2)i cant act like
a teenager and chill with the still.
i havent thought of any other user name ,got any suggestions ?
Lilt? Shinobi?
...Jar Jar?
As for the bros section, you need at least 100 posts.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaamz
i fink u need 100 posts bro n den u gotta apply 2 get in inshAllah
n bro muezzin where r u?!?!?!??!!
w/salaam
I'm working at a legal office for a month. Three weeks to go! Man, some of the clients are funny.
format_quote Originally Posted by mara
I didn't see him online either. Hope he is doing well
Its true you can change the user name???
Yep, just PM Khaldun, Ansar or Kadafi.
format_quote Originally Posted by BodyGuard
Thanks 4 the advise
HEy muezzin wer r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i need to know who to apply 4 broz section
Heh, I just checked the Bros Forum, and you're in. Congrats.
format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude
Muezzin is busy writing horror novels in a cave some place. Perhaps. Maybe. Possibly. By chance.
Nice spoof I haven't done any writing lately. Just wisecracking in the office and getting (jokingly) told off by the receptionist for doing so.
format_quote Originally Posted by Aalimah
Muezzin.......Why art thou's thread died?
Why art thou unable to post thine messages in this thread without resorting to ye Olde English, and, to a greater extent, thy beloved phrase of 'why art thou'?
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