Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.
This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by mara
Why the drivers are not stoping the car and prefer to hit the animals??? I saw so many dogs and cats killed near to the villages on the main road.
You think that's bad, you should try crossing a road in Evington!
This type of behaviour always made me thinking to give right to the saying : " from every human you can make a driver but not from every driver you can make a person."
Very true.
People need to pay more attention to what they learned in their driving lessons.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaam
how can i mek sum1 very stubborn 4give me?
w/salaam
Well, show remorse and act in a good way towards them. Offer to 'kiss and make up'. Promise to never wrong them again.
If that doesn't work, there's really not much more you can be expected to do.
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, still they called me chicken eyes 
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