Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaam
bro how cums u always give me serious ansaz nowadays? (jazakAllah bro means alot) but am jus sayin lol....
w/salam
Good question. You're a loyal customer. Other enterprises might reward loyalty with discounts and Nectar cards, but because we're cheap and unimaginative, we decide to give Irony Discounts - i.e. we give you less grief.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
A bunch of 5 year old kids literally bullied me in the park today, all i could do was be
They called you 'Chicken eyes'?
I'm sorry, but I can't help you. That's one of the funniest cusses I've ever heard.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy
bro muezzin.....how cums u respond 2 more questions den bro minaz?? wat kinda partnership is dis?!?! lol
It's okay, I'm the Senior Partner as of two seconds ago.
format_quote Originally Posted by Aalimah
Why has this thread gone serious?
This thread isn't serious. A circus is serious.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
why did the cow jump over the moon?
To make the little boy laugh to see such fun, and to buy time for the dish to run away with the spoon, of course.
format_quote Originally Posted by Nafy
bro muezzin....wats da cheekiest fing u eva sed??
Well, some of my office wisecracks have landed me in trouble with the receptionist... Like, one time she said 'What's up' and I replied 'The sky...'
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
What's the best way to deal with your temper?
Take it out on bald midgets.
format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram
Then there is no need for this thread to carry on, my reasons would be:
1.No doubt ppl will freepost
2.Muezzin will have a hard time trying to catch up to all of the questions
You have no idea how close I was to locking this thread temporarily.
format_quote Originally Posted by Nafy
do u fink u cud eva be as gud as a mod as bro zAk?? MUAHAHAHA lol
That's like asking whether a cowboy could ever be as cool as a Ghostbuster. In such a predicament, the answer is clear: Ninjas rule all!
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
Wasn't my question sensible?
Mm-hmm.
And i've seen him come online a few times.
Drats. Caught in the act.
format_quote Originally Posted by mara
1. Why the Face off thread entered in vacation?
Beats me. I suck at quizzes unless it's Wheel of Fortune.
2. Why i can feel much better the taste of the ice cream if its not completely frozen?
You might have sensitive teeth.
3. Why in the summer its much better to drink warm tea ? If thats its true.
I don't know if that's true - I dislike tea like a cockroach dislikes Raid.
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