Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**Muezzin** · 11-17-2005

Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl

How long do i stand there by the way

Don't stand there, just leave it there.

....and wat makes u soooo sure itll work?

Allah ma3ak

The fact that magnets and computers don't mix? Like I said, it might not work, but it is some entertainment.

A more serious solution would be to ask them to turn the music down or get headphones.

But if the magnet plan doesn't work, rally your classmates and revolt. Maybe.

**Ameeratul Layl** · 11-17-2005

[QUOTE=Muezzin;112111]Don't stand there, just leave it there.

I cant...they are like a bunch of hawks.....
The fact that magnets and computers don't mix? Like I said, it might not work, but it is some entertainment.

Entertainment? Yeah, I know....I havent even strated yeta nd Im feeling happy.lol.laying:
A more serious solution would be to ask them to turn the music down or get headphones.

I did....but it goes through one ear and out the other. Which is why....its tym to teach them a lesson.
Allah ma3ak

**minaz** · 11-17-2005

and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility.

wuss, i'll accept the responsibility, another good way is to place the magnet infront of the screen or the back then the monitor will distort!!

**Ameeratul Layl** · 11-17-2005

wuss, i'll accept the responsibility,

Really? Id rather get br muezzin in the black hole though. *dont ask me wat that means. I just made it up*

another good way is to place the magnet infront of the screen or the back then the monitor will distort!![/QUOTE]

Cool......wahoooo.....

Here I come.....

Allah ma3ak

**minaz** · 11-17-2005

well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!

**Ameeratul Layl** · 11-17-2005

Originally Posted by minaz

well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!

lol. Okay bro. JazakAllah.

Allah ma3k

**Muezzin** · 11-17-2005

Originally Posted by minaz

well the best way to damage the laptop is to place the magnet directly below it (motherboard/hardrive etc). The magnet would simply wipe away the memmory or mess the system up, either way its a WIN WIN SITUATION!

Damn your knowledge of criminal damage!

**Far7an** · 11-17-2005

Assalamu alaikum

I really like this thread, and I enjoy reading it...

I keep asking myself, why do people try to ruin it? WHY !!! :'(

Please refrain from posting off topic comments:rant:

Barakallahu feekum

**Buthaynah** · 11-17-2005

Sister Ameeratul I think you should have a bit of sabr. Do not do this horrible things to the boys. It s not good.

Salaam

**Bittersteel** · 11-17-2005

that's a violation of women's rights sis,(for not letting her do what she wants).

I got a problem.Bush lecturing us Muslims about democracy and freedom.Europeans lecturing us about secularism.what do you think I should?Kick the hell out of them?

**Muezzin** · 11-17-2005

Originally Posted by Abrar

that's a violation of women's rights sis,(for not letting her do what she wants).

I got a problem.Bush lecturing us Muslims about democracy and freedom.Europeans lecturing us about secularism.what do you think I should?Kick the hell out of them?

Nah, that's a crime. Just laugh at them and do your own thing. As long as you aren't breaking any laws or being a turd in general, it's all good.

**Sahabiyaat** · 11-17-2005

tut tut
for once bro muezzin aka snake man
u have given the wrong advice
u go for it brother abrar
kick em hard
and make sure it hurts.

**Muezzin** · 11-17-2005

Originally Posted by muslimahimprovin

tut tut
for once bro muezzin aka snake man
u have given the wrong advice
u go for it brother abrar
kick em hard
and make sure it hurts.

I may be crazy, but I ain't stupid.

Well not that stupid. Beating people up who we don't agree with or dislike may be funny, but not only is it illegal, it also reflects badly on Muslims and Islam.

**minaz** · 11-17-2005

yeh abrar don't kick them, you say they "lecture" you, well do what i do when i don't wanna be lectured - skive the bloody lecture! ANywho carry on practising your religion and no matter what outside influence you may come under carry on down the straight path

**Halima** · 11-17-2005

please refrain from free posting inshAllah

**minaz** · 11-17-2005

yeh not on my thread!
p.s. where's the freeposting???? (apart form this one)

**- Qatada -** · 11-17-2005

yeah i agree with bro minaz.. its muezzin and minaz'z thread so they can post wa they want.. but its gota be within the islamic principles or else.... we gota tel dey mom n dad.

wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

**Bittersteel** · 11-18-2005

Nah, that's a crime. Just laugh at them and do your own thing. As long as you aren't breaking any laws or being a turd in general, it's all good.

you have just denied me from expressing my freedom.one of my problems(I am quite serious).

**Muezzin** · 11-18-2005

Originally Posted by Abrar

you have just denied me from expressing my freedom.one of my problems(I am quite serious).

Ah, but there is freedom within limits. We're told to abide the laws of the land and so we must. No matter how funny it is to beat up people you dislike, it's not right and it sure ain't legal.

Just ignore them as Minaz says. Or listen and laugh as I do. They're free to lecture and rant, and you're free to ridicule them.