Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**nafy** · 11-04-2005

innit bro

hehehehe
da LI forums wudnt be da same wivout u 2 bro's....n am bein serious dis tym lol

**Sahabiyaat** · 11-04-2005

*sigh*

dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
u will regret it.

**Bittersteel** · 11-04-2005

I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Originally Posted by muslimahimprovin

dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
u will regret it.

Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:

2SL37 inhaler - Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

2SL37 inhaler - Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

Moin's Chemist - I salute you.

Originally Posted by Abrar

I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.

Screw other forums! If anyone has a problem with the way Allah made you, that's their problem not yours.

**nafy** · 11-04-2005

Hahahahaha das funny..............well............not dat funny.....lolz

but im boredddd....so its gud dat u am mekin me laff thnx

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

That's okay sis, it's what we're here for.

**Bittersteel** · 11-04-2005

someone should go to whyIslam and see what Islam haters post.

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Islam haters smell.

**Pinkrose** · 11-04-2005

~loooooooool~

Ya'll are soooooooooo funny!! I came down stairs bored to death with nothing to do and subhanallah i ended up laughing my guts out!! Ya'll are so crazy!!

What would we do without U 2?

I don't have a problem but if i do i'll be sure to ask!!

I really needed the laugh!! Thanx!!

:rock:

:rose:

**m_2005** · 11-04-2005

Moins Chemist? Had to go there a lot when I did my work experience, and my mate did work experience there, its a funny place

**Shadow** · 11-04-2005

wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
neways heres my problem
(just play along okay?)

i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy
now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick:'(
i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
(ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)

**Halima** · 11-04-2005

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:

wwwislamicboardcom - Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

wwwislamicboardcom - Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

ermmm...minaz?..LOOL It's called an albuterol inhaler

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Originally Posted by Gandalf

wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
neways heres my problem
(just play along okay?)

i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy

Oh dear. Based on this intel, the assailants sound like these guys. Proceed with caution.

now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick:'(
i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
(ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)

Nothing will bring your chimp back, son. Fortunately, the same thing can be said of the attackers after their deaths. Here's something to help them on their way.

**Safa** · 11-04-2005

Salam,
Alright, since you are the masters of monday mornings, try n help me out with this one. During the weekends, I usually stay up late studying at night cause I often have exams on Mondays. What do I do to keep awake at night but still be able to wake up early in morning? P.S. coffee doesn't work for me for some reason.

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Two words: Time Travel.

Seriously, I find I can never get to sleep if I think of bald midgets. Way too disturbing.

Conversely, if I think of staying awake, I fall asleep.

Oh, and alarm clocks rule.

**Umm Yoosuf** · 11-04-2005

*Looks around the thread* Muezzin and Minaz <<<<< Funny bunch! Interesting topic keep it up

**Brother_Mujahid** · 11-04-2005

nice fan club you two got 'ere

*personally you two jokers suck*

errr yah im dead serious

**Hajar** · 11-04-2005

Originally Posted by Brother_Mujahid

nice fan club you two got 'ere

*personally you two jokers suck*

errr yah im dead serious

looooooool nah you dont mean that brother otherwish.. why the fuss to write a reply :X

btw interesting Thread brother Muezzin and Minaz :smile:

**eyes_of_mine** · 11-05-2005

Mashallah it is true what gandolph said u two are the most hilarious bro's on this forum and you always bring out a full hearty laugh from me

LOL 5 pages I got to catch up now !
:rant:

**Muslimah81** · 11-05-2005

Ok lets see u solve this.......................

A work colleague has a reaaally smell problem right?..............he walks into da room and within seconds theres pesky smell pervading every nook and cranny. Some peoples are like :angry2: , some like:

some really :mad:
Hes a nice guy, polite and quiet but man the smell is soooo bad! What do you do? tell him and permanantly traumatise da guy or suffer in silence?:angry2: