Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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Problem 1: I have 2 pens in my hand a black one and a blue one. I'll need to choose one of these pens to write my CV. Now am stuck they are both pretty and i duno which one to choose. Help!
Problem 2: I want a kitten but mum won't let me have one. How do i persuade my mum to let me get a kitten?
problem 3: My blog is empty and I duno what to put on it. How can i come up with things to write about?
problem 4: No ones given me reps for day How do i make people here give me reps everyday?
Last edited by Nájlá; 07-28-2009 at 06:52 PM.
Three simple rules in life:
1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
3) If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place
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format_quote Originally Posted by Luloah
Problem 1: I have 2 pens in my hand a black one and a blue one. I'll need to choose one of these pens to write my CV. Now am stuck they are both pretty and i duno which one to choose. Help!
Use the computer you're typing with.
Or write it in blood. That, my sister, is dedication that employers from the medical and accounting professions will probably completely recognise and encourage, respectively.
Problem 2: I want a kitten but mum won't let me have one. How do i persuade my mum to let me get a kitten?
Artfully conceal a speaker under her pillow that repeteadly chants 'aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cheap'.
Alternatively, artfully nag 'Can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now' until you receive the baby feline.
Alternatively, buy a stuffed kitten. Plush rather than taxidermy, but whatever strokes your whiskers.
problem 3: My blog is empty and I duno what to put on it. How can i come up with things to write about?
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1) how can John locke be dead and alive at the same time?
2) what is the black smoke?
3) Why did that guy kill Jacob?
The believer has four characteristics: if he is afflicted by any misfortune, he remains patient and steadfast. If he is given anything, he is grateful. If he speaks , he speaks the truth. If he passes judgment on any issue,he is just .
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format_quote Originally Posted by Mysterious Uk
1) how can John locke be dead and alive at the same time?
Because the live one is actually Jacob's friend/brother/father/son/unrelated bloke from the first flashback. Possibly.
2) what is the black smoke?
Captain Planet.
3) Why did that guy kill Jacob?
Because there's a power struggle for control of the Island.
Alternatively, Jacob repeatedly stole the guy's breakfast.
And actually, Ben was the one who stabbed the hell out of him. Because he was devastated that none of his actions seemed to have mattered in Jacob's scheme.
format_quote Originally Posted by T.I.A.
I think sister nafy meant an alternative to chocolate for eating.
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I'm always hungry. No matter what I eat, I still want more? and especially sweet stuff!!! What to do? :confused:
If Allah helps you, none can overcome you; and if He forsakes you, who is there after Him that can help you? And in Allah (Alone) let believers put their trust.
Surah Ale Imran : 160
It was narrated that Anas ibn Maalik (may Allaah be pleased with him) said:
The Prophet (blessings and peace of Allaah be upon him) climbed up Uhud, accompanied by Abu Bakr, ‘Umar and ‘Uthmaan, and the mountain shook with them. He struck it with his foot and said: “Stand firm, O Uhud, for there is no one on you but a Prophet or a Siddeeq or two martyrs.”
Narrated by al-Bukhaari (3483)
Allah (Subhaanahu Wa Taala) does not inspire seeking forgiveness in a slave whom he wishes to punish.
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