Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Step 1: Call them back.
Step 2: Point your phone at your computer speaker.
Step 3: Play this video:
Next!
lolz thts good too, the guy was bugging so much me n my frnd made him hear the flushing of the toilet didn't get a call after that alhumdulillah
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Asiyah3
Why is it people need a break from studying now and then, e.g. a person can study 45 minutes and then has to take a break 10-15 mins?
Because of the way the brain works, most people find it effective to concentrate on a subject for around 45 minutes before taking a short break. If you go over this time limit, you tend to lose concentration, or else you simply don't retain what you're studying.
Secondly, Is this break time waste?
Only if you use it to feed hand grenades to chimpanzees.
Because that's not very nice.
format_quote Originally Posted by Ramadhan
Are you really a legit muezzin?
Define 'legit'.
what's your style?
I use my mouth. I'm kind of old-school that way.
at which masjid do you normally do adzan?
format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
lolz thts good too, the guy was bugging so much me n my frnd made him hear the flushing of the toilet didn't get a call after that alhumdulillah
Ah, the old 'point your phone at a flushing toilet' trick. I do that all the time.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Muezzin, will you marry me?
I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Neither can I.
Nah. Just gassy.
Yes, I will marry you to the fairest maiden in all the land.
Now all I need is your credit card number.
Next!
lolz
what should one do when they know something and doesnt want to tell the other person buh the other person keeps asking u to tell tht thing
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
What should you do when your husband's non-muslim sister keeps flirting with your best friend's muslim husband?? And your husband is oblivious because "it's only his sister"!!!
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format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
lolz
what should one do when they know something and doesnt want to tell the other person buh the other person keeps asking u to tell tht thing
Tell them: 'Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead'.
It is an old proverb of the Klingon tradition.
format_quote Originally Posted by AhlaamBella
What should you do when your husband's non-muslim sister keeps flirting with your best friend's muslim husband?? And your husband is oblivious because "it's only his sister"!!!
If you go to the Help and Support forum, you will get answers ranging from 'Have a Serious Talk with All Involved' to 'Blame America', but you're not in the Help and Support forum, and you're asking for my help.
So I say throw socks at them until they see the error of their ways.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Beardo
How do I get an A in my Calculus exam?
Well, that's sort of a loaded question, and there are many different valid answers. However, I think the most relevant one for your purposes involves a detailed spreadsheet covering illegal foreign renditions, the complete human genome and the secret ingredient for McDonald's fillet-o-fish tartar sauce.
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im bored what should i do?
i missed this thread thought i'd post something
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
wasn't it Bat-Mod??
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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wht if theres no one nxt??
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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