Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
How do i keep ppl out of ma room widout a fyt....n dat includes ma parents too....n dont suggest a 'DO NOT ENTER' sign hung on da door....cuz das dun n dusted
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I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...
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I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...
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lol
...and nice comments on how to make them think im perfect for the job? 
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