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Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    How do i keep ppl out of ma room widout a fyt....n dat includes ma parents too....n dont suggest a 'DO NOT ENTER' sign hung on da door....cuz das dun n dusted

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    ^In my house there is no way to keep people out of my room without a big bunch of screaming and scratching..
    Just keep the door locked lol
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Nawal89 View Post
    Just keep the door locked lol
    vnt got 1

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Install one of these

    st350 - Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    ANd whatever pin you choose, for heaven's sake don't pick "786".
    It's like the pin to 90% of all muslim possesions!
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    if i did get one of em, 786 is a number i WONT use at all < cuz in english it has no meanin

    n i need money to buy dat....wer do i get dat

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    n i need money to buy dat....wer do i get dat
    Get a job
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by minaz View Post
    Get a job
    am below 16

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    someone's' taking this thread too seriously......
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Nawal89 View Post
    someone's' taking this thread too seriously......
    nope...but ders a stupid reason y am doin dis....n i wudnt wanna say it

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    am below 16
    No problem- become a papergirl
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    wat v u been doin?!?....searchin google images eh ....lol


    :sister: tAg
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    Don't hate the player- hate the game
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by minaz View Post
    Don't hate the player- hate the game


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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Anonymous.92 View Post
    I have a problem... I don't like my bus driver... treats me badly because of my covering... Looks at me like I'm packing heavy artillery... like I'm going to blow up the bus or something...
    Just get in the bus and say 'DRIVE DRIVE'
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Do you not understand one of those words?

    Next!
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    Why does Muezzin like saying 'Next!' so much....
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    I'm Asian. It's in my genes. All I need is a little bell that rings when you open the door.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    salaam,

    asians do that

    also at my school i want to run for senior prefect ...and inshAllah i'll be doing this interview after the hols.....

    any tips on how to handle the situation ...and nice comments on how to make them think im perfect for the job? kay:

    wassalam
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