Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Originally Posted by sapphire

i think im getting on your nerves...yeah i have a bro...hes six:giggling: and i would go with him.....ill try telling the teacher tomorrow....i guess now i might aswell sit and revise....

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Yup, revise! A great plan! Wish I'd thought of it.

um yeah he's my mahram...but he cant come with me coz hes immature.....he cries like in newborn kid.....and bro muezzin revising....why you never mentioned it...because its not an option...nice way to get rid of me tho...ill shut up now...dont want to make enimies....y do i still have to go school....!

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moneys not a problem

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Oh "lardy-da", listen up lady (sapphire), seeing as money isn't an issue we wanna get paid for all this help we're giving you:

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how do i get out of going to school on monday morning

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was in hospital

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stinking geography test 2moz

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great friends i have.......:mad:

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problem is the teacher is new

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i have diabetes

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its not like im married

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i need a maharim to go to hajj

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he cant come with me coz hes immature

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i think im getting on your nerves

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No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

Thank you come again

lol....nd i was just about to say hey good job u've comeon bro minaz as bro muezzin dissapeared....

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Originally Posted by Proud ukht

asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

im getting spot's on my forehead what shall i do? :(

*sniffs*

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu

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u looking in the wrong place for help, i think you need advance medical attention :X

hey hey both me and muezzin come from a medical background

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Originally Posted by minaz

hey hey both me and muezzin come from a medical background

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ADVANCE medical background? :?

yeah sureee...as for the money...u do my injections and blood test (eight times a day) and you get it...

sorry I can't get caught with needles again or my parole is violated

ya sure...

i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!:eek:

and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!!
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im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother

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Originally Posted by ~ BaDmA$H ~

ADVANCE medical background? :?

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Well, we were both delivered by qualified doctors in the Royal Infirmary.

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Originally Posted by Gandalf

i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!

and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!!


im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother

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Jabba the Hutt ate your cookies. If you wish to know how I know this, you must first have seen the movie 'The Gift'. In any case, you must find the vile slug and beat him to within an inch of his fat life until he turns over all his accounts to you - then once more you will rule the Galaxy. And you shall have... cookies.

No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

Thank you come again[/QUOTE]


sooo how much would you guys likeeeeee??

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Originally Posted by sapphire

No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"

Thank you come again
sooo how much would you guys likeeeeee??

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We'll make it nice and convenient. Just write us a blank cheque - we'll do the rest :happy:

ohhhh...gettin greedy now are we???tut tut....RUN AWAY EVERYONE...THESE GUYS (OR GALS...AGONY AUNTS!) ARE OUT TO GET YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYY

Jokes Mind Dont Take The Agony Aunts To Seriously

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Originally Posted by sapphire

ohhhh...gettin greedy now are we???tut tut....RUN AWAY EVERYONE...THESE GUYS (OR GALS...AGONY AUNTS!) ARE OUT TO GET YOUR MONEYYYYYYYYYYY

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No, we accept donations. There's a difference.

No job is too big. No donation is too big.

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Jokes Mind Dont Take The Agony Aunts To Seriously

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The term 'Agony Person' is more politically correct.

That and Minaz said I'd get killed if I called us 'Agony Pakis'. Damn.

lolll you two should have named yourselvz:

Muftiz Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic, and Monday Mornings :p loll

it suits the Mu and the i + z in your names.


wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

This thread has so many replies every day, its hard to keep up!

Okay I have a problem docs... You see there's this really, really annoying girl in school. Everytime she sees me, she screams and does the whole hugging and kissing business and expects me to listen to her whole life's story... EVERYDAY, after every class! Running away is no help... I sprained my ankle while running away from her once and it was horrible. Plus, she thinks we're 'buddies'. How do I get her away from me for good? :heated:

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

No, we accept donations. There's a difference.

No job is too big. No donation is too big.


The term 'Agony Person' is more politically correct.

That and Minaz said I'd get killed if I called us 'Agony Pakis'. Damn.

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Dear Agony Person's
My terrible secret is killing me :enough!:
I have a dog, not just any dog but a BIG BLACK DOG and I have to walk her 3 times a day in my hijab , I try not to look like she belongs to me but she wont stop following me.
I tryed to disguise her as a donkey one day by sticking a pair of false teeth in her mouth but it did not fool anyone.

How can I disguise the fact that I am a muslimah with a big black dog ?
She is a gaurd dog but in putting potential burgulars off Its really putting potential husbands off :mad: :mad:

OK, I or should I say , we, have a problem here in Australia. For every person there are two kangaroos. They are damaging the farmer's crops - they seem to be a serious pest.
What do you suggest should be done about these guys? Farmers give permission for people to go and hunt/shoot on their farms.
Do you agree?