Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
i think im getting on your nerves...yeah i have a bro...hes six and i would go with him.....ill try telling the teacher tomorrow....i guess now i might aswell sit and revise....
Yup, revise! A great plan! Wish I'd thought of it.
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um yeah he's my mahram...but he cant come with me coz hes immature.....he cries like in newborn kid.....and bro muezzin revising....why you never mentioned it...because its not an option...nice way to get rid of me tho...ill shut up now...dont want to make enimies....y do i still have to go school....!
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moneys not a problem
Oh "lardy-da", listen up lady (sapphire), seeing as money isn't an issue we wanna get paid for all this help we're giving you:
how do i get out of going to school on monday morning
was in hospital
stinking geography test 2moz
great friends i have.......:mad:
problem is the teacher is new
i have diabetes
its not like im married
i need a maharim to go to hajj
he cant come with me coz hes immature
i think im getting on your nerves
No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"
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i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!:eek:
and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!! oh:
im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother
"The ancestor of every action is a thought."
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
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format_quote Originally Posted by ~ BaDmA$H ~
ADVANCE medical background?
Well, we were both delivered by qualified doctors in the Royal Infirmary.
format_quote Originally Posted by Gandalf
i got a major crisis guys
i need professional help for this
today i went to the cookie jar to eat some cookies
and to my surprise there were NO COOKIES LEFT!!!
and to top tht up i cundt even see a cookie jar!!!!!
im depressed now
first it was my pet chimp and now my cookies?
wht is going on guys?
help me out here brother
Jabba the Hutt ate your cookies. If you wish to know how I know this, you must first have seen the movie 'The Gift'. In any case, you must find the vile slug and beat him to within an inch of his fat life until he turns over all his accounts to you - then once more you will rule the Galaxy. And you shall have... cookies.
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No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"
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format_quote Originally Posted by sapphire
No bloody crap lady doesn't sound like your orderig a pizza! Jeez Lousie you've got more issues than MJ! Make all cheques payable to "Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings Inc"
Thank you come again
sooo how much would you guys likeeeeee??
We'll make it nice and convenient. Just write us a blank cheque - we'll do the rest
This thread has so many replies every day, its hard to keep up!
Okay I have a problem docs... You see there's this really, really annoying girl in school. Everytime she sees me, she screams and does the whole hugging and kissing business and expects me to listen to her whole life's story... EVERYDAY, after every class! Running away is no help... I sprained my ankle while running away from her once and it was horrible. Plus, she thinks we're 'buddies'. How do I get her away from me for good?
Last edited by Far7an; 11-07-2005 at 01:45 PM.
Reason: posts merged.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
No, we accept donations. There's a difference.
No job is too big. No donation is too big.
The term 'Agony Person' is more politically correct.
That and Minaz said I'd get killed if I called us 'Agony Pakis'. Damn.
Dear Agony Person's
My terrible secret is killing me :enough!:
I have a dog, not just any dog but a BIG BLACK DOG and I have to walk her 3 times a day in my hijab , I try not to look like she belongs to me but she wont stop following me.
I tryed to disguise her as a donkey one day by sticking a pair of false teeth in her mouth but it did not fool anyone.
How can I disguise the fact that I am a muslimah with a big black dog ?
She is a gaurd dog but in putting potential burgulars off Its really putting potential husbands off :mad: :mad:
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OK, I or should I say , we, have a problem here in Australia. For every person there are two kangaroos. They are damaging the farmer's crops - they seem to be a serious pest.
What do you suggest should be done about these guys? Farmers give permission for people to go and hunt/shoot on their farms.
Do you agree?
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