Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
This thread has so many replies every day, its hard to keep up!
How do you think we feel?
format_quote Originally Posted by Aalimah
Okay I have a problem docs... You see there's this really, really annoying girl in school. Everytime she sees me, she screams and does the whole hugging and kissing business and expects me to listen to her whole life's story... EVERYDAY, after every class! Running away is no help... I sprained my ankle while running away from her once and it was horrible. Plus, she thinks we're 'buddies'. How do I get her away from me for good?
I'll give you Minaz's parents' home address. It's about time he got hitched.
format_quote Originally Posted by eyes of mine
Dear Agony Person's
My terrible secret is killing me
I have a dog, not just any dog but a BIG BLACK DOG and I have to walk her 3 times a day in my hijab , I try not to look like she belongs to me but she wont stop following me.
I tryed to disguise her as a donkey one day by sticking a pair of false teeth in her mouth but it did not fool anyone.
How can I disguise the fact that I am a muslimah with a big black dog ?
She is a gaurd dog but in putting potential burgulars off Its really putting potential husbands off
Do as so:
Simply put a large, painted blue garbage can over it. With any luck, they won't think it's a dog at all, but instead R2 D2. And no potential husband can resist a practicing lady with her very own astromech droid. For best effects, teach the dog to beep. And don't tell me it's impossible - if it can catch a frisbee, it can learn to beep.
format_quote Originally Posted by F.Y.
OK, I or should I say , we, have a problem here in Australia. For every person there are two kangaroos. They are damaging the farmer's crops - they seem to be a serious pest.
What do you suggest should be done about these guys? Farmers give permission for people to go and hunt/shoot on their farms.
Do you agree?
I don't agree with shooting. I do agree with using these:
'What's that Skip? Someone knocked you the hell out?'
format_quote Originally Posted by bro mujahid
Oh my days this threads grown massive over the span of one day, theres too much to read in so short time, looks like its evident that the minaz/muezzin fan clubs increasingly growing.
Well, u should go out there then sis.....and eat to ur hearts content.laying:
I have to know the content of what I'm eating before i eat it first!
format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
Ull soon find out wen u've bitten into it.....leave it a surprise sis.
* Hides her face and giggles *
I mean come'on now..what if someone had put poison or something in your food and you've just taken a huge bite to it? You would die before you can actually know what happend! Funny thing, is that it actually happend to a person before. This guy had some enemies but he really thought they were his friends. They wanted to kill him..so they put poison into his food.
Where's the 2 stooges? I DEMAND a solution to this problem kay:
Last edited by Muhammad; 11-09-2005 at 06:21 PM.
Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out
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format_quote Originally Posted by Abrar
* lightsabers switches on.Kills Muezzin.Joins the dark side*.
*Sidious mode* he's still alive...
Anyway, fish and chips are available from all good erm.. fish and chip shops. Such as East Park Chippy, or Grimsby Fisheries. Goodness knows where you get them in the States though.
Anymore problems to solve? The poison one doesn't really count because:
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
lol
oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way
oh n i got anova problem........
c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad......
whereva i luk..........i c chocolate..........
chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........
i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol
HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPP
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format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
lol
oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way
oh n i got anova problem........
c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad......
whereva i luk..........i c chocolate..........
chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........
i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol
HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPP
Next time you think you see chocolate people, close your eyes and imagine that they're made of these instead.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Rabi'ya
omg !!! food is that what we talking about?! i think im starving!!! i think i want roti with saag!!! omg.....whos cooking :rolleyes: send me food!!!
Rabi'ya:rose:
Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?
Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out
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format_quote Originally Posted by Halima
Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?
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Funny thing, is that it actually happend to a person before. This guy had some enemies but he really thought they were his friends. They wanted to kill him..so they put poison into his food.
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