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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    y u have low selF esteem girl!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by ------------ View Post
    My Knees Hurt, I Fell For A Sixer
    I fell for a lady once, and she kicked me in the head.

    format_quote Originally Posted by islamgyal
    why av i got an accent that is an american one?
    evry1 says am 4m america and likes..... nnnnnnnno am not its just soooooo annoying
    Get a speech therapist.

    format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
    Salaamz

    how do i get rid of low self esteem?

    w/salam
    Always think positive. If people don't treat you properly, that's their problem, not your fault. Also, maybe go and see a counsellor in college.

    Okay everyone: Enough off-topic posts, okay? I'm deleting 'em now.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    : Enough off-topic posts, okay? I'm deleting 'em now.
    Yeah we know you have the power now! No need to rub it in our faces ....
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by hafizmo View Post
    Yeah we know you have the power now! No need to rub it in our faces ....
    Lol 2 right! kay:
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by hafizmo View Post
    Yeah we know you have the power now! No need to rub it in our faces ....
    Sorry.

    We used to have one heck of an off-topic problem on this thread, so I don't want a repeat of it. My apologies if I came off like an unpleasant prat.

    ...but, as Minaz knows, I'm at least one of those

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings


    are there people who have memorized the hadiths off by heart??
    wa salaam
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin View Post

    Get a speech therapist.

    Next!

    Salam,

    *ahem* you know your just taking the mick you can say that again! :'(

    i am proud of how i speak just some idiots say that to me and stare at me!

    why is it when i wear ''asian'' clothes people stare at me?

    just cause i was a christain oh god it puts me off! ffended:

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    is it weird to do miming in the street? hmmmpft lets see what you say mister
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    why is it when i wear ''asian'' clothes people stare at me?
    Asian clothes.....YUK!!!!!!!!!

    are there people who have memorized the hadiths off by heart??
    Wrong thread to ask

    is it weird to do miming in the street? hmmmpft lets see what you say mister
    Right thread to ask! Nah go ahead it's cool to mime!
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Right thread to ask! Nah go ahead it's cool to mime!
    woohoo cool guy....*round of applause*
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    may I ask specifically what do you mime?
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    [QUOTE=minaz;278476]Asian clothes.....YUK!!!!!!!!!
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    Salam,

    well bro i am a convert once in a blue moon i wear ''asians'' clothes i wera trckys and jeans and stuff just say tom boy:X

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    may I ask specifically what do you mime?
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    Minaz bro - Why are thou so weird
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by hafizmo View Post
    may I ask specifically what do you mime?
    ok latest one involes hand movements saying get outta my face...its not funny unless seen...but is hilarious....
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Salam,

    minaz bro wots up wiv ''asian'' clothes?

    ur puttin me off now cause i don't wear em just 1 in a blu moon bt u are puttin me off!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Minaz bro - Why are thou so weird
    People are afraid of wierd things, BE AFRAID OF ME!
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    minaz bro wots up wiv ''asian'' clothes?

    ur puttin me off now cause i don't wear em just 1 in a blu moon bt u are puttin me off!
    My colleague Muezzin shall answer that question, he’s got great a Bollywood fashion sense
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by minaz View Post
    People are afraid of wierd things, BE AFRAID OF ME!
    NEXT!
    LOLLL WITH the Next! thing
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