Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
using the urdu/punjabi words i know heres something about asian clothes...bare in mind that im not asian...sounds more funny with my accent
"shalwar khameez shalwar *clap hands*
oh sherwaani sherwaani always thought it was sharwama...so
my irab friends and bakistani friends got confused...hai hai
acha acha *twinkle toes* dont really know anymore cept...oh yeh i do
kurte and kusi kusi hai hai ive still got my friend's orange kusi she wants them back and ive had them for a month...erm i tell lie its been nearly six months i think ive lost them if i give her my yellow kusi do you think she'll notice the colour difference oh no oh no she brought hers from karachi...oh karachi karachi..no it was lahore lahore or was it jhelum..i dont know any more bakistani cities/counties im confused....i need some jalebi...mmm it makes me sick after a while but oh well...."*claps hands one more time*
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
hey no religous questions on this thread
Nah anything that is modest (limit extends to vests and shorts that covering the knees) are allowed for men. So that really goes for most "cultural" clothes. Oh yeh and no prints of faces or bodies like of Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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Lol bro, I gta hand it to ya, u quite funny.....SUMTYMS
Thank you.
I accept cards, cash and cheques.
format_quote Originally Posted by islamgyal
Salam,
*ahem* you know your just taking the mick you can say that again! :'(
i am proud of how i speak just some idiots say that to me and stare at me!
Ignore them then.
why is it when i wear ''asian'' clothes people stare at me?
It's quite obvious. They're cretins.
About miming, don't become a mime, or a living statue. One is annoying, fitnah-inducing, idiotic and scary to children, and the other's a living statue.
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