Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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well i don't see it as cheating. I mean I see the examination process in a bad light - you spend the good part of your academic year(s) waking up early, putting on your uniform, making you sanwhiches, spending 6 hours of your day learnin (ok who am I kiddin' I never did the whole 6 let a lone 2!) hoppin on the crammed bus with smokers in the back (ooo I don't half miss the smell of nicatine) and then all you can show for it in the end is a 60minute exam. If that paper turns out to be rubbish for ya then you loose. Lol ppl have used the old cliche "your cheating youself Minaz", but frankly I don't care there are more important things I should be worried about in this world (including split ends). At the end of the day I'm in uni (sure my course is full of extremely intelligent ppl) but I got in none the less, and more importantly I didn't hurt anyone nore commit a crime on my process gettin here (lol i can sleep sound as a baby at night). So yeh if you don't wanna cheat then don't, but if you do then good on you stand up for yourself!
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I haven't read the 224 posts in this thread, but i can safely say; Minaz and Muezzin are the rockingest dudes on this forum, all you others are lame, hang your heads in shame, go find a cave stay and do dhikr or something.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Gandalf
i took that personnaly brother
That is quite simply the best smiley I have ever seen.
format_quote Originally Posted by Genius
I haven't read the 224 posts in this thread, but i can safely say; Minaz and Muezzin are the rockingest dudes on this forum, all you others are lame, hang your heads in shame, go find a cave stay and do dhikr or something.
Jazakallah khier Bro. Here's the rep points I promised to pay you for saying that.
format_quote Originally Posted by Ibn Syed
Star Wars is getting old. Time to quit the Jedi stuff
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Ok ok here's my problem. Bro minaz is picking on me on another thread, bro muezzin what should i do? (i'm not talking 2 u minaz!!!)
and no beating up a tramp is not the solution :rose:
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Muezzin'd probably say beat up minaz. or better yet, he'd do it himself. but he's lazy so he would probly send me in. It's a hard-knock life for us guys in the ghetto.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
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format_quote Originally Posted by Fenix-Angel
Ok ok here's my problem. Bro minaz is picking on me on another thread, bro muezzin what should i do? (i'm not talking 2 u minaz!!!)
and no beating up a tramp is not the solution :rose:
Send him to me and I'll in turn send him screaming in my choice of potential wives for him.
format_quote Originally Posted by aamirsaab
Muezzin'd probably say beat up minaz. or better yet, he'd do it himself. but he's lazy so he would probly send me in. It's a hard-knock life for us guys in the ghetto.
You cleanin' those hubcaps or do you like gettin' capped? Straight up.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
okay agony aunts.....how do i get a palace?
Marry Prince William after converting him to Islam.
Stay the heck away from Harry though - he's a tad nutty.
p.s. if this plan works, you will forward Minaz's name and my own to the Royal Family so that we may get our own 'Time-share' deals in Balmoral as it were.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Marry Prince William after converting him to Islam.
Stay the heck away from Harry though - he's a tad nutty.
p.s. if this plan works, you will forward Minaz's name and my own to the Royal Family so that we may get our own 'Time-share' deals in Balmoral as it were.
Someone pass me a bucket, Im going to vomit!!!
Ewww....William....no way!!!!
U can be my butlers..... Thats the closest ull get to have ur name on a royal paper.
Failing that, buy stock in Heinz, wait for a few years, then maybe you'll have amassed enough to buy your very own Taj Mahal-rivalling piece of architecture.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
Failing that, buy stock in Heinz, wait for a few years, then maybe you'll have amassed enough to buy your very own Taj Mahal-rivalling piece of architecture.
In Kent, mind.
Omg.....ur being horrid.
*evil side merges*
HOW DARE U!!!!:mad:
*evil side fades away*
Arent u going to hlp ur little sis?
Oh, okay since you asked so nicely.
That one sister was saying earlier that they're having a kangaroo problem in Australian farms. So, arm yourself to the teeth, go to Australia, and work as a professional bounty hunter. You'll make a killing - in both senses of the word.
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how does one stop themsevles being called weird?
Our Lord! Verily, we have heard the call of one calling to Faith: 'Believe in your Lord,' and we have believed.
Our Lord! Forgive us our sins and expiate from us our evil deeds, and make us die (in the state of righteousness) along with Al-Abrar
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.. but what if it doesnt work and I get caught....?
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