Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by Abrar

what the ....?!?

Try not to dwell on it and it might just disappear.

Originally Posted by She knows who she is

We were talking about my palace.....can we drop the kangroo hunting topic.....ur depressing me!!!

No, I meant I'd give you some of the proceeds of my bounty hunts. Oh. Erm.. I mean, no I'm definitely not going to hurt any of those kangaroos. And I definitely wouldn't send you any money from killing them. No, it'd all come from legitmate sources. Not kangaroo hunting. And that thing on the documents saying I'll be based in Australia? Lies.

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl

Ur just ONE BIG problem anaywayonly messing!!!

come on then....my palace!!!where were we?

The answer is staring me in the face.

Literally.

Right there under your username.

You're the princess, Your Highness, you tell me how to get a palace.

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl

Honestly.....*nods head side to side*

I am THE Princess of Arabia. I live in the desert with the rest of the monarch *im getting gud at faking things*

I need a proper palace....the desert is too hot. I need a roof over my head....not sum kind of goat made tent.lol.

By the way, I am a the OTHER Roayl family. Not the As saud but the As Saood *

*

Suggestions bro!!!!

Use your wealth, Majesty.

And donate some to Muezzin and Minaz Inc.

salam
did you put that wink as an implication that i need cyber counselling??
wasalam

salam
That wasn't a wink, a bug flew into my eye.

**baby_muslimah15** · 11-09-2005

Heyy i'm back...............It took me 4ever 2 read all the posts I was behind in, well Ameeratul Layl...I too am a princess...Of the world, so in order 2 get a Palace you have 2 first have big money...The you have 2 marry prince charming(no wait hes already takin by me) well anywayz....Watch Snow white, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid, and Aladdin(those are all clasical princess movies) You can prob get sum tips from them........LOOL

My problem is, I have a sister who talks 2 much(and this time her talking got me into sumthing I dont wanna be in) but the thing is it involves a couple of people............So heeeelp Bro Mueziin and minaz(oh yea guess what I finally learnt how 2 spell yo name without looking Muezzin) Okay back to the topic.....Hollaz

**baby_muslimah15** · 11-09-2005

You said yall help(well can yall do my school work????) I would really appricate....I mught even send a check!!!

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15

You said yall help(well can yall do my school work????) I would really appricate....I mught even send a check!!!

Sure, just send it by carrier pigeon. He'll find us.

Unless a rifle bullet finds him first.

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15

No I spell it check(what is cheque??)

Cheque is the correct way of spelling it. Check is like American-slang-type weirdness.

But 4 real do yall do homework?

We do OUR homework, certainly. C'mon, just put it in one of Kes's talons and send that hawk a-flyin'!

**baby_muslimah15** · 11-09-2005

I'm not sending no check unless I get sum help wit ma homework(and guess I well be using american slang) Hollaz

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15

I'm not sending no check unless I get sum help wit ma homework(and guess I well be using american slang) Hollaz

Oh, that's fine, we accept plastic.

**Muhammad** · 11-09-2005

WARNING!

This thread is getting dangerously out of hand and I am sorry to say that MANY posts were deleted! Please try to avoid overdoing the questioning and getting carried away with fictitious ideas Insha'Allaah.

May I suggest that if you seriously don't have a problem, then perhaps allow people who do to be the ones asking?

Lastly, members have expressed concern that this thread may be closed. That decision is in your hands - if you can calm down a bit and try to remember the LI rules, Insha'Allaah the thread is fine to remain

. I quote from the LI rules that a thread is closed if:

- It is getting out of hand with beef and after warnings doesn't look like it will get back on track.
- It has become a giant freepost.
- It is inappropriate.

**minaz** · 11-09-2005

yes as 50% shareholder in Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, I do agree with the above statement, yeh it is bit of a giant freepost but I'm glad to say that all the beef has been comical. As for inaproppropiate - no comment

**Ameeratul Layl** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by minaz

yes as 50% shareholder in Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, I do agree with the above statement, yeh it is bit of a giant freepost but I'm glad to say that all the beef has been comical. As for inaproppropiate - no comment

The other 50% was definately me and Im sorry for messing things up.

Allah ma3akum

**minaz** · 11-09-2005

The other 50% was definately me and Im sorry for messing things up

What Muezzin has sold his shares to you! Right now that is a problem

**nafy** · 11-09-2005

lol.........das funny man.....

ok i practically gave my sisters a heart attack 3 o clok in da morning
by waking up from a dream half screaming and half crying lol....
i need 2 refrain frm doin dat agen........da poor things didnt get a wink
of sleep aftawards lol.....hehehe

any advice??

**minaz** · 11-09-2005

the answer is in the content of the dream, please share
p.s. Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC is not responisble of any "un-islamic" elements of the dream

**nafy** · 11-09-2005

ewwwww........lol.......its not a yukky dream believe me....
its quite scary.....
i cud c myself in a room..........n it was gradualy gettin darker.....
den i started 2 hear really weird loud whispering in my ears.....n it was gettin louder.......n den it felt lyk sumfin got me all of a sudden......
which resulted in me screamin myself awake lol
but den i ended up crying 4 about n hour or so for sum reason....
i felt lyk i was gonna die actually

***charisma*** · 11-09-2005

Assalamu Alaikum Doc Minaz, Doc Muezzin

alright heres a problem for ya (i just made it up yesterday so run along with it) enjoy

Problem:

A brother asks a sister for her hand in marriage, the sister agrees, but wants to know the brother’s age.
figure this out: The brother is 3 times older than his younger brother and his younger brother is 6 times younger than his father and the father is 1.2 times older than the mother.

How old is the brother?

Brother's answer: Sister, age doesn’t matter in Islam

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

**minaz** · 11-09-2005

i just made it up yesterday so run along with it

Yeh and I'm the king of Brunei, just be thankful what you've been given and just marry him - you aint getting any younger

thank you come again
TEXATA'

**Muezzin** · 11-09-2005

Originally Posted by nafy

ewwwww........lol.......its not a yukky dream believe me....
its quite scary.....
i cud c myself in a room..........n it was gradualy gettin darker.....
den i started 2 hear really weird loud whispering in my ears.....n it was gettin louder.......n den it felt lyk sumfin got me all of a sudden......
which resulted in me screamin myself awake lol
but den i ended up crying 4 about n hour or so for sum reason....
i felt lyk i was gonna die actually

Make dua. Don't eat cheese before you go to bed, it gives you nightmares. Don't drink too much water before you go to bed, it might cause mess.

If the dreams persist, seek better help than our little comedy corner here.

Originally Posted by *charisma*

Assalamu Alaikum Doc Minaz, Doc Muezzin

alright heres a problem for ya (i just made it up yesterday so run along with it) enjoy

Problem:

A brother asks a sister for her hand in marriage, the sister agrees, but wants to know the brother’s age.
figure this out: The brother is 3 times older than his younger brother and his younger brother is 6 times younger than his father and the father is 1.2 times older than the mother.

How old is the brother?

Who cares?

Brother's answer: Sister, age doesn’t matter in Islam

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

True. Next!

**Ameeratul Layl** · 11-10-2005

AGHHHHH! Brothers I need ur help. Wallah! I aint making this up, thi si no joke and need u all to be serious:

I have this (muslim) boy in my physics class. Thankfully that is the only class he is in with me cuz he doesnt attend the evening maths classes.

Anyway, he really is freaking me out!!!!

He always stars at me. Whenever I turn around to look at the teacher (whilst she is explaining something) or wen I luk at the bored to copy notes down: he is always swirling on the chair (typical lab chairs) and always has his gaze on me!!!!!

I swear: I wear hijab and jilbaab. I cant cover myself more than that. I wear modest clothes underneath which are FARRRRRRRRRR from tight and revealing.

Wat do I do? He is freaking me out and its not comfortable sitting in lesson. The owrst thing: He always sits behind me!!!!

Plz take this seriously!!! I really need some advise!!!