Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
what should one do if ur really tired n ur eyes r closing buh u dun wanna go to sleep cuz ur friend who lives abroad comes online on fb n u want so wanna talk to ur friend??
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm Ahlaam
How does one get their sleep when Isha is at 10pm and Fajr is at 3am?
That's how it's like where I live during the summer-- Isha comes late at night and the latest time you can catch Fajr is 5:00. I had no idea how I survived 4-5 hours of sleep last summer.
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hmm i usuallly sleep at around 12 or 1 am n wake up if i leave my witr then i wake up a 4 am otherwise fajr time which is 5 something am in the summers
hmm i guess im kinda used to sleeping late n waking up early cuz wen i used to b in skool i used to study at nite..
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
wht if theres no one nxt??
I eat a chip.
format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
what should one do if ur really tired n ur eyes r closing buh u dun wanna go to sleep cuz ur friend who lives abroad comes online on fb n u want so wanna talk to ur friend??
Close your eyes and type. It's known as Sleep Talking.
format_quote Originally Posted by Haafizah
How does one get their sleep when Isha is at 10pm and Fajr is at 3am?
You could sleep between Isha and Fajr, wake up for Fajr, then go back to sleep until 6am or 7am or whenever your alarm clock becomes unbearable psychological torture of the self-inflicted variety.
format_quote Originally Posted by Galaxy
That's how it's like where I live during the summer-- Isha comes late at night and the latest time you can catch Fajr is 5:00. I had no idea how I survived 4-5 hours of sleep last summer.
I know where you slept last summer.
Actually, I don't, I just felt like saying that.
format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
hmm i usuallly sleep at around 12 or 1 am n wake up if i leave my witr then i wake up a 4 am otherwise fajr time which is 5 something am in the summers
Interesting.
hmm i guess im kinda used to sleeping late n waking up early cuz wen i used to b in skool i used to study at nite..
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Wht should one do if their 3 yr old student bullies another Kid in class everyday?
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18
Wht should one do if their 3 yr old student bullies another Kid in class everyday?
Well, the law requires me to answer that you should sit the tiny bully down and tell him it is very wrong, and if the problem persists, his parents should be informed.
If Allah helps you, none can overcome you; and if He forsakes you, who is there after Him that can help you? And in Allah (Alone) let believers put their trust.
Surah Ale Imran : 160
It was narrated that Anas ibn Maalik (may Allaah be pleased with him) said:
The Prophet (blessings and peace of Allaah be upon him) climbed up Uhud, accompanied by Abu Bakr, ‘Umar and ‘Uthmaan, and the mountain shook with them. He struck it with his foot and said: “Stand firm, O Uhud, for there is no one on you but a Prophet or a Siddeeq or two martyrs.”
Narrated by al-Bukhaari (3483)
Allah (Subhaanahu Wa Taala) does not inspire seeking forgiveness in a slave whom he wishes to punish.
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Where is muezzin??
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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