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    Old Lady and the Athiest (OP)


    warhmatulahi wabarakthu

    An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
    her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
    atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
    doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
    This went on for years.
    One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
    food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
    The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
    them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
    gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
    The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
    put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
    The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
    did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

    warhmatulahi wabarakthu
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

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    format_quote Originally Posted by zÂk View Post
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    Plz use the search feature before posting a new thread
    i did, but didnt find it...
    that's y i posted it
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    LOL that's so funny.

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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    Subhan'Allah!! dat waz so funny, loool...
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Mikayeel View Post
    well he is a shaitan because of the way he acted!, he wanted to prove her wrong by going and buying this bag full of food and put it on her door so he could prove her wrong!(thats very evil wouldnt you agree?)
    No, I wouldn't. He was really nice to provide food to her.

    Now if he had stolen food from her that would be evil.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    hahaha funny
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    No, I wouldn't. He was really nice to provide food to her.

    Now if he had stolen food from her that would be evil.
    He didn't provide for her because he wanted to or felt bad for her. He wanted to prove her beliefs wrong and even laughed at her....hardly nice!
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    lol

    ahhh funny, i like it.

    although why are youse arguing about the whole priniciple of it?
    its a little story.
    dont be so offended athiests cos the woman addresses the man as a shaitan.

    after all its showing the comic side of a old woman teasing a ignorant man who isnt thinking of his actions and who thinks its okay to prove our religion wrong with no evidence behind it?

    im sure other more educated athiests than the one in this story will understand if your truly here to learn more of the islam religion, understand what im getting at?
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Light of Heaven View Post
    He didn't provide for her because he wanted to or felt bad for her. He wanted to prove her beliefs wrong and even laughed at her....hardly nice!
    Yes, but the old lady behaved just as badly.

    Overall I don't like either character in the joke.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Gubbleknucker View Post
    Yes, but the old lady behaved just as badly.

    Overall I don't like either character in the joke.
    How did she act badly. Your previous comment of "he was being nice by providing food to her" tells me that you may not have understood the story.

    The atheist bought food not for the purpose of caring for her, but instead to try to combat her beliefs and make her lose faith in Allah. It was bought with maliciousness in mind, so the atheist is malicious.

    In Islam, your actions are judged by your intentions. Not to mention the fact that atheism itself is condemned by the religion (obviously).

    Anyways, the joke made me smile. What a witty old sister.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    Where did she behave badly? That she rebuked him for his animosity?
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    LOL!!!

    That was hilarious.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    hehehehe really funny !!
    thnx 4 posting it ... ^_^
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    ....Well, I do dislike both characters as well. One, the atheist should of really just minded his own business... if the old woman wanted to proclaim that, then that's her right...and he should of remembered that theists will say their God works through people.. With the woman equating the atheist to satan, I think is pretty insulting, whether or not you believe in the actual entity, since Satan is suppose to be the epitome of all things evil and despicable. So I guess I fail to see the real humor in it, but then again I'm just a simple-minded nonbeliever lol....
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by BoredAgnostic View Post
    ....Well, I do dislike both characters as well. One, the atheist should of really just minded his own business... if the old woman wanted to proclaim that, then that's her right...and he should of remembered that theists will say their God works through people.. With the woman equating the atheist to satan, I think is pretty insulting, whether or not you believe in the actual entity, since Satan is suppose to be the epitome of all things evil and despicable. So I guess I fail to see the real humor in it, but then again I'm just a simple-minded nonbeliever lol....
    Shaitan also means devil, not necessarily Satan. The atheist was trying to undermine her religion which is what shaitan does. The lady calls them as she sees them.

    You steal something, I call you a thief.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    LOL>..hilariouis!!!
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    I find the subsequent discussion/debate more funny than the joke itself.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    ^^Lol I'd have to agree with you brother Uthman
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Uthmān View Post
    I find the subsequent discussion/debate more funny than the joke itself.
    This is possibly the most controversial joke on the forum

    And I didn't write it.

    Failed, I have.
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