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    An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the
    bananas. Why?


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    Because the bananas are made of plastic.

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    The 5 bananas are real, but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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    Because the elephant is made of plastic.

    Hahhaa.never give up.one more..

    Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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    Because the bananas are in the TV.


    Ooops!!! Cool down;D.

    Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
    cannot eat it. Why?


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    Because they are on different channels.

    Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe

    Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
    same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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    C'mon think ..
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    Because the TV is off.

    Kikikikikiki




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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    HAHA LOOL!!!!! always makin an excuse!!!
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    Re: Elephant & Banana



    cool stuffs
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    lol thats just cruelty
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    Re: Elephant & Banana



    Dont starve the poor elephant
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    format_quote Originally Posted by ansar.tajudeen View Post
    Kikikikikiki
    ^ Lol, is that supposed to be laughter? But anyways, funny thread.
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    oooooooooooh! cooooooooooool !
    thanx alot
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    GROAN,

    I thought the elephant jokes ended when I was a kid.

    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    They get them from jumping out of palm trees.

    How does an elephant get on top of a palm tree?
    He sits on a coconut and waits for it to hatch.
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    format_quote Originally Posted by ansar.tajudeen View Post
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    Because the TV is off.

    Kikikikikiki






    Okay so now we have the Elephant, Banana, Same Tv channel with the tv ON, so why didn't the Elephant eat the Banana? oh:













    Coz it was a Movie and it was PAUSED...LOL...PAUSED GET IT LOL... no LOL? ...

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    Elephant & Banana


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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    lolz tht was funny.
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    Hahaha that's soo funny in a ridiculous way thanks for making me laugh
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    um...did u make that joke up
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    that was reli cool and funny JazakALLAH for sharing
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    LOOL thats was cool ..

    fnx for sharing
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    format_quote Originally Posted by Z.AL-Rashid View Post


    Okay so now we have the Elephant, Banana, Same Tv channel with the tv ON, so why didn't the Elephant eat the Banana? oh:
    Aw c'mon, everybody knows elephants eat peanuts not bananas.
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    Re: Elephant & Banana



    The last bit doesnt make any sense. How would you know that there is an elephant, a banana, on TV, on the same channel, when the TV is turned off?

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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    format_quote Originally Posted by Liúyú de Lian View Post


    The last bit doesnt make any sense. How would you know that there is an elephant, a banana, on TV, on the same channel, when the TV is turned off?

    Of course the TV would be off if there was an elephant on it because it would be squished like a pancake.
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    Re: Elephant & Banana

    format_quote Originally Posted by MustafaMc View Post
    Of course the TV would be off if there was an elephant on it because it would be squished like a pancake.
    Ah... Keen observation. But the preposition "in" doesn't fit either in the sense that an elephant cannot fit inside a TV.
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