25 reasons

[north_malaysian]

25 REASONS

I Owe My Mother for My Education

1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."

2) My mother taught me RELIGION:

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3) My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of the week."

4) My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."

5) My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6) My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7) My mother taught me IRONY:

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9) My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10) My mother taught me about STAMINA:

"You'll sit there until all the spinach is gone."

11) My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14) My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:

"Stop acting like your father!"

15) My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do"

16) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:

"Just wait until we get home."

17) My mother taught me about RECEIVING:

"You're going to get it when you get home."

18) My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:

"If you dont stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

19) My mother taught me ESP:

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

20) My mother taught me HUMOUR:

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21) My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22) My mother taught me GENETICS:

"You're just like your father."

23) My mother taught me about my ROOTS:

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24) My mother taught me WISDOM:

"When you get to be my age you'll understand."

25) And my favourite. My mother taught me about JUSTICE:

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

[SixTen]

8) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

Haha, really, made me chuckle!

[crayon]

13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

LOL.
loved them all, thanks for sharing, haha.

[coddles76]

lololol Thanks for putting a smile on my face. May Allah SWT reward you for that

[arabianprincess]

25 REASONS

I Owe My Mother for My Education

1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."



4) My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."


6) My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7) My mother taught me IRONY:

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."



11) My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."



15) My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do"

16) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:

"Just wait until we get home."

17) My mother taught me about RECEIVING:

"You're going to get it when you get home."



24) My mother taught me WISDOM:

"When you get to be my age you'll understand."

25) And my favourite. My mother taught me about JUSTICE:

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

theses r the things i can say my mother SAID TO me LOL but the one she still says ya rab u get a gurl like u lol so true .. salamz n thanks

[north_malaysian]

Mum is the best teacher...right?

[arabianprincess]

Mum is the best teacher...right?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sure is .. mashallah

[Nájlá]

hahahah some funny ones

[Souljette]

LOL that was funny

[north_malaysian]

For me, mothers can be dictators, but later we would realise that they did it for our own goodness...

So... dear brothers and sisters... love your mums....

I REALLY love the 25th reason.....