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  1. 10-24-2008 #1
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    Before marriage

    John –Ah…. at last, I can hardly wait!


    Jane – Do you want me to leave?


    John – No! Don’t even think about it


    Jane – Do you love me?


    John – Of course, always have and always will!


    Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?


    John – No! Why are you even asking?


    Jane –Will you kiss me?


    John – Every chance I get!


    Jane – Will you hit me?


    John – Hell no! Are you crazy?!


    Jane – Can I trust you?


    John –Yes



    Jane –Darling!









    After marriage

    Read backwards.
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    hahahahah lol
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    Three simple rules in life:

    1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
    2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
    3) If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    Cool. Did you copy or paste or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?
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    Re: Before and after marriage #



    That's why I don't trust men,lol
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by najla93 View Post
    hahahahah lol
    =)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Islamic Bro View Post
    Cool. Did you copy or paste
    No.

    or is it in your own brain lurking somewhere?
    No also.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Lamees View Post


    That's why I don't trust men,lol
    Nah hun, guys are ari =P
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    what an exaggeration
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    That guy is one heartless dude
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Güven View Post
    what an exaggeration
    Shush you, it's jus' a joke, sheesh

    How yu Goovy?
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by J.U.N.I.O.R View Post
    That guy is one heartless dude

    Yah he is, *passes carrots around*

    Use these to poke him guys! The last wan to poke him is a rotten banana.
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    lol sis


    u made scrooge smile !
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Mz View Post
    lol sis


    u made scrooge smile !

    *scratch head*

    Whose scrooge bhaiya?
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Güven View Post
    i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
    Well you go marry her en, she available =P

    I mean err... he dint, it was all made up by a genius!
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    ^ROFL now thats FUNNY!
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Güven View Post
    i know this is a joke but why tha hell did he marry that woman in the first place !
    Probably the need for having kids.
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by The Khan View Post
    Probably the need for having kids.
    having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good

    uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke..... lol
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Güven View Post
    having kids? naah i dont think so probably the cooking was no good

    uhmm im sorry THIS was a joke..... lol
    Prepare to be poked in your eyeball! *sharpens carrot* 3......2.....1.....

    *P O K E*
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    *pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking *

    in my eyeball ? lol
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    Re: Before and after marriage #

    format_quote Originally Posted by Güven View Post
    *pshh i knew i shouldnt have made jokes about their cooking *

    in my eyeball ? lol
    My mistake =)

    That wasn't horrible nuff, Correction --> *Up your NOSE*
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