Ok I know that this is stupid, but I wonder, do You people living in Western Europe (You too Whatsthepoint) and USA have jokes about Chuck Norris? Or this is only phenomenon in Poland. I mean, in my country jokes about Chuck Norris are extremely popular. Is this also worldwide phenomenon?
For example like this- "Only Chuck Norris saw the last episode of "The Bold and the Beautiful".
"Chuck Norris knows the sex of Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel"
"Chuck Norris can click CTR-ALT-DEL with one finger"
"Chuck Norris knows how to drown the fish".
"Once firce grizzlie met Chuck Norris. Now he is called as Winnie the Pooh".
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This country is dying because of a lack of men, not a lack of programs.
Chuck norris once ordered a big mac from burger king and got it.
Chuck norris once ate a house.
What's worse than a chuck norris roundhouse kick to the face? Two chuck norris roundhouse kicks to the face!
Chuck norris is indeed a world wide phenomenon. Partly down to the internet.
P.s I've never actually seen any of his movies but I did catch 10 minutes of one of his shows.
P.p.s for more chuck norris facts, google chuck norris facts.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
I dont think ive ever heard such jokes about chuck norris before but i did remember seeing one of his scenes with bruce lee, it was awesome
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And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
Ok I know that this is stupid, but I wonder, do You people living in Western Europe (You too Whatsthepoint) and USA have jokes about Chuck Norris? Or this is only phenomenon in Poland. I mean, in my country jokes about Chuck Norris are extremely popular. Is this also worldwide phenomenon?
For example like this- "Only Chuck Norris saw the last episode of "The Bold and the Beautiful".
"Chuck Norris knows the sex of Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel"
"Chuck Norris can click CTR-ALT-DEL with one finger"
"Chuck Norris knows how to drown the fish".
"Once firce grizzlie met Chuck Norris. Now he is called as Winnie the Pooh".
Chuck Norris could have beaten Obama as GOP candidate in last elections. (Thats my own )
Chuck Norris won one on one with Micheal Jordan. He was wearing ski boots then and keeping a kebab in hand.
I repeat my question, are jokes about blonde girls and mothers in law also popular out there?
This country is dying because of a lack of men, not a lack of programs.
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