In Spirit of western freedom (man marries cat)

[جوري]

Going Postal: German man marries his dying cat, Cecilia

REUTERS/Srdjan Zivulovic
A cat is seen during an international cat exhibition in Ljubljana ,Feb. 14, 2010. Dying married cat not exactly as shown.



By Mary Vallis May 4, 2010 – 8:14 am
Cecilia, you’re breaking his heart.
Uwe Mitzscherlich, a German postman, is so distraught about losing his 15-year-old cat, Cecilia, to obesity and diabetes that he “married” the animal, AFP reports. Says the otherwise single man:

“Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed. Our hearts beat as one — it’s unique!”

Marrying an animal is technically illegal. The man held a mock ceremony by hiring an actress to officiate; the man’s twin brother played a witness. Said the actress:

“At first I thought it was a joke. But for Mr. Mitzscherlich it’s a dream come true”.

Cecilia wore a white dress for the ceremony. (Of course she did.)


Posted in: Posted Tags: animals, Cat, Germany, Marry, Society




Read more: http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/05...#ixzz0nMjHdmao

[S<Chowdhury]

LOOOL I don't know which is worse a cat or a video game : Man Marries Video Game

[aadil77]

the world is sick, I was reading a car mag and there was this article about some saddo who's had relationships with cars, one word.... exhaust

[جوري]

well you know what the athies say.. 'so long as they consent'-- who are we to define a 'family unit'

[S<Chowdhury]

the world is sick, I was reading a car mag and there was this article about some saddo who's had relationships with cars, one word.... exhaust

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw thats disgusting

[Cabdullahi]

if the cat lived that bit longer it would've used its claws to slice up his johnson like celery stalk....

[aadil77]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw thats disgusting

what r u doin here, is it too lonely at 'Ourislamic'?

[aadil77]

well you know what the athies say.. 'so long as they consent'-- who are we to define a 'family unit'

yh 'what two consenting adults.....blah blah blah'

makes u wonder how a car or a pillow consents, I hope theirs a death penalty for this is shariah

[S<Chowdhury]

what r u doin here, is it too lonely at 'Ourislamic'?

Just wait and seee Brooo what I'm doing here


http://www.islamicboard.com/general/...ml#post1324839


Ps speak a little louder the hater reception talk is a bit fuzzy :P

[Skavau]

Did you guys not read the part where it says: "Marrying an animal is technically illegal. The man held a mock ceremony by hiring an actress to officiate; the man’s twin brother played a witness. Said the actress:"?

[جوري]

Did you guys not read the part where it says: "Marrying an animal is technically illegal. The man held a mock ceremony by hiring an actress to officiate; the man’s twin brother played a witness. Said the actress:"?

is 'technically illegal' the same as positively illegal? and does the 'mock ceremony' change the fact that this German man married his dying cat? I thought you'd be pleased with this news, looks like progress from the atheist front?

all the best

[M..x]

okay.. even if its a mock ceremony, who does that? you can substitue the word 'sick' for 'retarded' then.
at aadil, thats DISGUSTING. YUCK.

[S<Chowdhury]

okay.. even if its a mock ceremony, who does that? you can substitue the word 'sick' for 'retarded' then.
at aadil, thats DISGUSTING. YUCK.

LOOL Sister and your signature - Dancing with the devil Immortal Technique Tunnnnneeeeeeeee !

[M..x]

^ Lol. I think he is such an amazing lyricist, if only he was Muslim though =(..

[Skavau]

is 'technically illegal' the same as positively illegal? and does the 'mock ceremony' change the fact that this German man married his dying cat? I thought you'd be pleased with this news, looks like progress from the atheist front?

all the best

It doesn't mean anything to me. He just decided to pretend to marry his cat.

[جوري]

It doesn't mean anything to me. He just decided to pretend to marry his cat.

He didn't 'pretend' -- he married his cat and it made the news.. burying your head in the sand and substituting for less painful words won't change the fact of the matter!

all the best

[Skavau]

He didn't 'pretend' -- he married his cat and it made the news.. burying your head in the sand and substituting for less painful words won't change the fact of the matter!

all the best

He had a mock ceremony. It has no legal basis. It only made the news because its weird. It doesn't concern me in the slightest.

[aadil77]

He didn't 'pretend' -- he married his cat and it made the news.. burying your head in the sand and substituting for less painful words won't change the fact of the matter!

all the best

LOL appropriate time for this:

[Skavau]

Why do you all think this bothers me, or that I'm trying to hide something?

[جوري]

He had a mock ceremony. It has no legal basis. It only made the news because its weird. It doesn't concern me in the slightest.

A 'mock ceremony' is anything like the tim robbins sham courtship to susan sarandon? It is indeed weird news but it doesn't change the fact that it happened or what it means, anymore than a man sleeping and fathering grandchildren with his daughter and locking her in the basement or a brother marrying his sister.. indeed outlandish but not surprising when you can't find a baseline to define boundaries!

Why do you all think this bothers me, or that I'm trying to hide something?

then why are your responding here? if it didn't bother you on some level you'd not be here watering down the event in hordes of colorful different ways!

all the best!