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    Alright this topic is useless for the rest of you guys and I apology but it is beneficial for me.

    I’ll list stuff below and next to them write the first thing that comes in to your mind please. Hope that makes sense.

    For example: Homework: a substitute for torturing kids, they banned whipping and abuse but invented homework, yeah I see the logic.

    Make sense?

    Barakallahu feekum/thanx in advance



    Cat food:

    Crucifixion:

    Paradise:

    Music:

    Death:

    Pizza:

    Chocolate:

    Shakespeare:

    Writing:

    Sports:

    Knowledge:

    Judaism:

    China:

    Communism:

    Poverty:
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    ok cotton hope this helps and dont hold me on account on how weird they are

    Cat food: yuk

    Crucifixion: cross

    Paradise: beautiful. sunshine. palm trees

    Music: loud heavy metal ears hurting

    Death: blank a black hole/ie grave.

    Pizza: cheese and tomato nice and stretchy

    Chocolate: cadburys fruits and nut. weight. fat content.calorie

    Shakespeare: boring onld english dont make sense

    Writing: hard now that computers are here. cant remember how to write.

    Sports: foortball cricket. hot day. fit/healthy water

    Knowledge: i think a key

    Judaism: the six point star. men with big hats and hair at sides.

    China: massive country. short people. dinners as snakes >_<

    Communism: china

    Poverty: drought, extreme weather .africa.
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    salaam,

    here it goes...i apologise if it sounds all strange...kay:

    Cat food: felix the cat advertisement

    Crucifixion: the cross -christianity

    Paradise: pure bliss :sister:

    Music: haraam, and annoying :grumbling

    Death: fate and destiny

    Pizza:delicious... and mouthwatering...slip into the oven (the pizza not me!!)

    Chocolate: mmm, especially time out and aero! helps to chill..

    Shakespeare:the guy with weird dress sense...and famous for writing...

    Writing:my english teacher...she knows how to make people cry!!! :'(

    Sports:my old sport teams...getting hurt in footie by a girl 2 times bigger than me!ffended:

    Knowledge:so important!!!

    Judaism:israel...star of david?? the candle thingy...

    China:shopping...nehow??? le'go say en tow!! (hello..be quite now - some chinese i picked up lol )

    Communism:history lessons...made me fall alseep and get loads of detentions!!:rant:

    Poverty:death...:'(
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    Cat food: my friends cat

    Crucifixion: christianity

    Paradise: my goal

    Music: not allowed

    Death: closer than i think

    Pizza: yummy.. cravin for one right now

    Chocolate: mmmmm.. want that more than the pizza

    Shakespeare: poetry and hamlet

    Writing: book

    Sports: football

    Knowledge: muhammad sallall&#226;hu 'alayhi wa sallam

    Judaism: the star thingy they have

    China: a joke about rice i was once told

    Communism: kufr

    Poverty: i dunno what it means
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    Cat food:

    Crucifixion: death

    Paradise: beautiful place

    Music: loud

    Death: everyone

    Pizza: tasty

    Chocolate: need it

    Shakespeare: 2 much 2 comprehend

    Writing: pen

    Sports: cricket

    Knowledge: wisdom

    Judaism:

    China: wall

    Communism: economics

    Poverty:
    countries whose economies progress slow
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    Cat food: cod, which is our cat's favourite. or tuna.

    Crucifixion: cross

    Paradise: trees cos I love em, and some ahadith mention trees in paradise.

    Music: lyrics.

    Death: life

    Pizza: topping all halal please

    Chocolate: preferably dark

    Shakespeare: juliet

    Writing: books

    Sports: club

    Knowledge: wisdom

    Judaism: black coat (worn by Orthodox Jews I think)

    China: children

    Communism: russia

    Poverty: hunger
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    Cat food: Good for cats

    Crucifixion: Painful

    Paradise: Gotta go there

    Music: Often misunderstood

    Death: not ready yet

    Pizza: bad

    Chocolate: dark, artisan only

    Shakespeare: no time to read

    Writing: cup of tea

    Sports: Tennis rules!

    Knowledge: I know what I know and don't know.

    Judaism: Don't know much

    China: Great wall

    Communism: mao tze tung

    Poverty: Bad
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    Assalamu Alaikum

    Cat food: those catfood commercials

    Crucifixion: christianity

    Paradise: an unimaginable place

    Music: annoying, loud, dancing

    Death: black/darkness

    Pizza: cheese

    Chocolate: hershey's

    Shakespeare: a guy in tights, romeo and juliet

    Writing: Shakespeare lol

    Sports: running

    Knowledge: school

    Judaism: Star of David

    China: china

    Communism: Hitler

    Poverty: innocence, dirty faces

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    well hope this helps

    Cat food:ewwwwww!!!

    Crucifixion:cross

    Paradise:beautiful jannah(n the colour green!!)

    Music:rubbish n haram

    Death:end of worldly life

    Pizza:yummy!!!

    Chocolate:unhealthy

    Shakespeare:english

    Writing:english

    Sports:table tennis/cricket

    Knowledge:act of ibaadah

    Judaism:six point star

    China:great wall of china

    Communism:governmenting system

    Poverty:sad

    going to read everyone elses reply now....
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    Cat food: fur

    Crucifixion: cross

    Paradise: pleasant garden

    Music: Aaron Carter

    Death: funeral

    Pizza: pepperoni

    Chocolate: chip cookies

    Shakespeare: Romeo and Julliet

    Writing: Poems

    Sports: Soccer and volleyball

    Knowledge: Listen

    Judaism: Jewish people

    China: Fortune Cookies

    Communism: ...I don't really know what to think of?

    Poverty: Sadness
    I hope this helps!
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    Cat food: Has resulted in more rats.

    Crucifixion: Cross

    Paradise:A one-way ticket

    Music:Can live without it.

    Death: The only thing that's guaranteed in life.

    Pizza: Easy money for the makers

    Chocolate: Dairy Milk, Ferrero Roche, a girl's best friend in pmt

    Shakespeare:Romeo & Juliet

    Writing:Creative, vivid imagination.

    Sports:Fun way to keep fit.

    Knowledge:You can share it and still not lose any, a life long process.

    Judaism:Reminds me of Judas

    China:Martial Arts.

    Communism:A violation of human rights!

    Poverty: Give for the sake of Allah
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    Cat food: Cute ginger cats thats on the ads. Weird taste. (Not that I'd taste. :sister: )

    Crucifixion: Cross

    Paradise: Unbelievably amazing.

    Music: Sitting in traffic and the genius over in the other car has it blasted loud.

    Death: The beginning of the end.. You gets me.

    Pizza: Cheeeeeeese

    Chocolate: Healthy

    Shakespeare: Cure to insomnia

    Writing: Fun

    Sports: Baseball and cricket. Boring.

    Knowledge: Good stuff.

    Judaism: Bani Isra'eel

    China: Violations of human rights.

    Communism: Marx

    Poverty: Ashabus Suffah

    I have a feeling I make lil sense to all but myself.
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    Sis what's Ashabus Suffah. Did you mistake poverty for poetry?
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    Hehe, nah, if I read it as poetry I woulda said, a sure way to get yourself a headache.

    Ashabus Suffah = Sahabah who were so poor and starved at time and they lived within Masjid an Nabawi and spent their time learning the deen..

    I could be wrong though? *goes into hiding* Forget me posted.
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    Ohhh, beg your pardon sis. It sounded like a poets name
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    Ashabus Suffah = Sahabah who were so poor and starved at time and they lived within Masjid an Nabawi and spent their time learning the deen..
    No your right mashAllah abu huraira radiyaAllahu anhu was amongst them aswell.
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    I hope you will tell us what your intentions are :

    Cat food: A cat?

    Crucifixion: Cross

    Paradise: A vast land of beautiful plants and streams.

    Music: Fish (you said the first thing so...)

    Death: Black

    Pizza: Pizza Hut

    Chocolate: Corn flakes

    Shakespeare: A man with a long mustache and a long hat holding a walking stick.

    Writing: A Book

    Sports: Basketball

    Knowledge: Wisdom

    Judaism: Israel

    China: The Chinese flag

    Communism: The Chinese flag (Doh!)

    Poverty: Africa

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    Cat food: My cats.
    Crucifixion: thorns and pain.
    Paradise: peace and beauty

    Music: Bad singers.
    Death: have to prepare for that.
    Pizza: soggy with not enough mushrooms
    Chocolate: Caadbury. yumm.

    Shakespeare: extremely boring.
    Writing: lovely
    Sports: nice to watch
    Knowledge: extremely important
    Judaism: the seven candle thingy.
    China: small eyes.
    Communism: bad
    Poverty: flies and hawks. And hungry children
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    Cat food: Fish

    Crucifixion: And their saying: Surely we have killed the Messiah, Isa son of Marium, the apostle of Allah; and they did not kill him nor did they crucify him, but it appeared to them so (like Isa) and most surely those who differ therein are only in a doubt about it; they have no knowledge respecting it, but only follow a conjecture, and they killed him not for sure. [Surah Nisa Ayah 157]

    Paradise: A parable of Paradise which those guarding (against evil) are promised: Therein are rivers of water that does not alter, and rivers of milk the taste whereof does not change, and rivers of drink delicious to those who drink, and rivers of honey clarified and for them therein are all fruits and protection from their Lord. (Are these) like those who abide in the fire and who are made to drink boiling water so it rends their bowels asunder. [Surah Muhammad Ayah 15]

    Music: And of men is he who takes instead frivolous discourse to lead astray from Allah's path without knowledge, and to take it for a mockery; these shall have an abasing chastisement. [Surah Luqman Ayah 6]

    Death: Every soul shall taste of death, and you shall only be paid fully your reward on the resurrection day; then whoever is removed far away from the fire and is made to enter paradise he indeed has attained success; and the life of this world is nothing but a provision of vanities. [Surah Ale Imran Ayah 185]

    Pizza: Italy

    Chocolate: Sweets

    Shakespeare:English Poetry

    Writing: And were every tree that is in the earth (made into) pens and the sea (to supply it with ink), with seven more seas to increase it, the words of Allah would not come to an end; surely Allah is Mighty, Wise. [Surah Luqman Ayah 27]

    Sports: Fitness

    Knowledge: He grants wisdom to whom He pleases, and whoever is granted wisdom, he indeed is given a great good and none but men of understanding mind. [Surah Baqrah Ayah 269]

    Judaism: And certainly We gave the Book and the wisdom and the prophecy to the children of Israel, and We gave them of the goodly things, and We made them excel the nations.

    And We gave them clear arguments in the affair, but they did not differ until after knowledge had come to them out of envy among themselves; surely your -Lord will judge between them on the day of resurrection concerning that wherein they differed. [Surah Jathiyah Ayah 16-17]

    China: Red

    Communism: Lenin & Stalin

    Poverty: And We will most certainly try you with somewhat of fear and hunger and loss of property and lives and fruits; and give good news to the patient,

    Who, when a misfortune befalls them, say: Surely we are Allah's and to Him we shall surely return.

    Those are they on whom are blessings and mercy from their Lord, and those are the followers of the right course. [Surah Baqrah Ayah 155-157]
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