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    Not funny at all... :(

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    Assalamu'Alaykum


    FUNNY



    -Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Masjid, but so
    small when you take it to the mall.

    -Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60
    minutes of basketball.

    -Funny how long a couple of hours spent at Masjid are, but how short
    they are when watching a movie.

    -Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
    have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    -Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
    innings, but we complain when a "Tarawe7" during Ramadhan is longer
    than the regular time.

    -Funny how hard it is to read a Juz in the Quran, but how easy it is
    to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    -Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
    scramble to get a back row at Masjid so that scramble out.

    -Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Masjid event
    into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
    last moment.

    -Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough
    to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand
    and repeat gossip.

    -Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
    Quran says.

    -Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
    believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
    wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think
    twice about sharing.


    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

    Are you laughing?

    Are you thinking?
    Last edited by Ra`eesah; 05-08-2005 at 05:08 AM.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Its Funny.....

    very true
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    Re: Its Funny.....

    :applaud: That was very good. It should be a reminder for those who are being mislead off the path.
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    Re: Its Funny.....

    mashallah that is very good, jazakallah for that precious reminder sis
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    Re: Its Funny.....




    And (as for) these examples, We set them forth for men, and none understand them but the learned.
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Its Funny.....


    jazakallah sis! very thought provoking

    Not funny at all... :(

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    Funny Isn't it?!!



    A good reminder I would like to share.


    Funny isn't it ?!



    - Funny how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to the Mosque, but so small when you take it to the market.

    - Funny how long it takes to do Zikr for an hour, but how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.

    - Funny how long a couple of hours spent at the Mosque are, but how short they are when watching a movie.

    - Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

    - Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Tarahvi" during Ramadhan is longer than the regular time.

    - Funny how hard it is to read a Para(Juz) in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

    - Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but scramble to get a back row at mosque so that they can scramble out fast.

    - Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a Mosque event into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the last moment.

    - Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

    - Funny how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the Quran says.

    - Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

    -Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.


    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

    Are you laughing? Are you thinking?
    Give thanks to Allah for He is good & Mercifull!

    By Sister Zarina
    Not funny at all... :(

    36 83 1 - Not funny at all... :(
    So Glorified is He and Exalted above all that they associate with Him, and in Whose Hands is the dominion of all things, and to Him you shall be returned.
    (Sura Ya-Seen 36:83)
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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    :applaud: subhana allah that's true brother
    jazakallah for sharing
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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    yes very funny...........

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    its a good reminder, gets you thinking

    wasalam
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    I didn't find it too funny.
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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!



    Nice post

    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by zAk
    v had it already here b4,
    posted by Sis 3washey
    http://islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=2092

    some work for the MODs
    Oops I didn't see that. I did a search for funny but nothin like this came up. :confused:
    Last edited by Ibn Syed; 07-05-2005 at 08:49 PM.
    Not funny at all... :(

    36 83 1 - Not funny at all... :(
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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    Nice.its a reminder.....
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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!


    Threads merged (jazakAllah khair br. zAk, that was very helpful of you )

    A very nice list. Something to think about.

    Not funny at all... :(

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    Unhappy Not funny at all... :(

    "بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم"



    Im new here, thought i should try registering in an english (foreign to me) forum about islam to see the differences,, i havent seen much yet, but i got a good first impression
    I just want to say how proud and tremendously envious i am (in a good way of course ) of those who were led by Allah with their hearts, souls, minds, and desires to islam while they've been at that time living their lives to the fullest as non-muslims or agnostics.
    Sobhan Allah really....
    and im really enriched with faith and hope that this islamic establishment and all other sites and forums related to islam will (God Willing) enlight the true path to Allah and heaven for many humans who have fallen in the dark well of sins and misdeeds.
    and to those who were born as muslims: Mashallah! i pray Allah to keep u on the right track and be a cause for the greater good.

    anyway, heres a couple of reminders of how people are behaving nowadays regarding life and islamic duties. :'(

    w6w 20050722182306258a65fe - Not funny at all... :(

    w6w 20050722161608e767e002 - Not funny at all... :(

    w6w 20050722181211307f537c - Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Not funny at all... :(

    As-sâlamu 'alaykum ukhti fil îslam

    It's really the truth .. Subhân'Allâh .. I cant understand why some people akt like that .. But inshâ'Allâh Ta'âla Allâh subhâna wa Ta'âla guides them the right way.. Amin..
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    Jazakallah for posting that sis. It is very true. :applaud:

    Not funny at all... :(

    :rose:This beauty that I have is just a simple part of me.This body that I have, no stranger has a right to see.These long clothes and this shawl I wear, ensure my modesty.Faith is far less fickle than fashion. Wouldn’t you agree?
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    Jazakallah for posting sis.....
    indeed it is true for the people of now adays...

    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Funny Isn't it?!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by Ansar Al-'Adl

    Threads merged (jazakAllah khair br. zAk, that was very helpful of you )
    Not funny at all... :(

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    Re: Not funny at all... :(

    men are corrupted these days.
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