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    any lil siblings, nephews nieces or children ever say anything that made you just laugh out loud??
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    Re: kids say some funny things

    Greetings,

    I love kids' quotes. My favourite one ever is from a toddler:

    'Our hamster went to heaven...

    ...and came back...

    ...a different colour.'

    !!!!

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    Re: kids say some funny things

    The other day, my six year old cousin said 'When I'm older, I want to be a Masterchef judge'.
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    Re: kids say some funny things

    my lil cuz sis hasnt sed anything funny yet...shes only two years old..mashAllah...

    but surely she does funny actions....utterly funny...children nowadays are soo darn advance....

    in our house we've been getting prank calls as we thought.....my mum picked it up...no words only silence....

    the person calling many times every 5 or ten minutes...mum got really annoyed, u knw how mothers are......she was giving proper lecture....

    the funny thing was it my lil cuz sis calling us every 5 or mins....simply giving miss calls like her mum..hehehe...so we can call her back....

    wot a joker maan.....seriously......
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    Ma lil bro asked ma dad whilst w were watchn TV 'where do babies come from' u shud have seen ma fathers face lol
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    some things are just too embarassing to say on a public forum, kids are so clever subhanAllah and the things they come out with.
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    I have a 6 year old that makes me laugh every day!!!!!!! The things he comes up with would shock you!!!!!
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    Me and my hubby have to talk in a code around the kids, so that they don't go and embarrass us in front of guests and grandparents.........
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    Re: kids say some funny things

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    OMR.... my nephews && neices are just sooo like comedians lol, well seriosuly i agree with sis Amani too tooo funny indeed && i wouldn't wana say out in public
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    This is so funny. My nephew is always saying things that cracks me up. Last night he said his hair looks like a Freshy! lol
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    format_quote Originally Posted by SATalha View Post
    This is so funny. My nephew is always saying things that cracks me up. Last night he said his hair looks like a Freshy! lol
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    like a wwwwhat? hmpfft thats soo cute subhnallah hehe
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    Freshy is someone who is not from the country....like a back-homey kind a guy that has his hair side parted.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by SATalha View Post
    Freshy is someone who is not from the country....like a back-homey kind a guy that has his hair side parted.
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    i know what that mean LOL, but am shocked he said that about his ''OWN'' self lol . Like CURTAINS lol && by the way tis ''FRESHI'' :X
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    format_quote Originally Posted by SATalha View Post
    This is so funny. My nephew is always saying things that cracks me up. Last night he said his hair looks like a Freshy! lol
    Cheeky thing!
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    OK thanks. My niece is a funny character as well. She is always wanting to get things done in order. The other day the whole family went out to eat. She was telling her mum "mum i must return at 9 so that i can sleep and wake up for school" talk about determination. Mashallah
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    salamualikum.
    now this is so NOT funny but hurts me

    one of me nephew i have 6nephews who are a pain but i love 'em bless them, well anywho one of me nephew runs after me cats/kitties && picks 'em up && kicks them about then when i shout at 'em he goes running to his Mom saying i smacked 'em! He gets me back trying to feed me parrot HAM! disgrace little CHNADOO!

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    salamualikum.
    you mean ''poor SNOWY'S PETS''

    my neice is VERY cheeky indeed last weekened she told me she likes a dude in school lol && from a dudette who is ONLY 4 lol i was like what! lol some people nowadays hmpfft.

    One of me nephew is soo embarrassing, when we was walking down near candi shop he walked between tow chinesse couple's holding hands lol it was soo funny because they were holding hands && he walked in them lol

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    The other day I was out shopping with my son and out of nowhere he said, "Mummy, why don't you have a baby?" AHEM!!!

    Me: "Well, I have to be married son."

    Son: "Then get married!"

    Me: "Lololol WHO to??" (jokingly)

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    Greetings,

    I was round at a friend's house and his family were there. We were out in the garden and my friend was showing me his new unicycle. He wasn't very good at riding it. Or even managing to get on it, in fact. After a couple of minutes of ['No, look, I can do it...' / Crash!] his young son said quite seriously: 'My daddy wants to be a clown when he grows up.'!!!!

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