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    sum1 sent me a link..thought id share it in here...
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    errrr.. the guys name is Azhar Usman it says . :-s
    never heard of this guy before but its Hillarious..

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    :confused: was that a woman audience, coz i could definetly hear women laughing......... and clapping ???

    was still funny though
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    lol i was looking for that! jazzakAllah Khair sister
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    although i must add the sunnah aint been followed probably...amazing though his fluency in lagnuages
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    Aslamuu Alikum


    daaa was soooo fuunnnyyy. made da whole famliy laugh..

    jazaaki allahu khiraah

    dat funnest one is da last one viv pakisanty....


    i wander how the somalin salaam...
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    lol.. ye .. its just Hillarious ..the funny one was the Latino lol..

    as for Somalian sAlam.y dnt u Sis in Islam make 1 up
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    format_quote Originally Posted by WomanOfJihad



    as for Somalian sAlam.y dnt u Sis in Islam make 1 up

    i will soon inshallah.... Warya waan ku salaamii..lol no such thing called asalmauu alikum..lol

    anyhow sis .. is dis da site..

    Haqaonline.com

    correct me if i'm wrong,.,,
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    Infact da otherz are funny 2..
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    The site is blocked here...dym I miss that
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    format_quote Originally Posted by .::aBDI::.
    The site is blocked here...dym I miss that

    LOL... U DID MISSED IT INDEEEDDDD....
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    lolz jazakallah sista for sharing that with us, the pakistani one was hilarious!!
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    ROFLLLLLL .. Tell me about it sis ..

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    its funny how he got it spot on!
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    Brilliant

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    absolutely fantastic...

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    Re: Brilliant

    I know That site is classic!

    A great Muslim comedian is Azhar Usman - guy absolutely cracks me up.
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    Azhar Usman, what a legend...

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    Any thing bad about Minnesota?Maybe I spoke to soon.I could name millions of things wrong this this trash hole.Think sis Bedriyo already called it a trash hole.Well, let me add to it.Not really up with the funniest comedians or any thing so would any of you guys fill in the blanks please with cherry on top.
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    I don't see where Minnesota really came into the conversation seeing as it was just one of Brother Azhar Usman's punchlines, but okay.

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