7 year old getting married

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Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.

One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".

Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).

Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."

Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"

Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"

Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"


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heh, so sweet.
reminds me of a young relative, she was playing with her doll cat, and goes: and then the cat layed an egg :bump1:
 
KiWi said:
Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.

One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".

Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).

Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."

Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"

Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"

Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"

Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"


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No 7 year old is that innocent no more! sigh... :hmm:
 
^ Exactly sister. They know 3/4 times as much as us when we were that age.
 
:sl:
So I as a 14 year old know more than all of you guys?:shade:

:w:
 
Don't get too happy brother. <_< We were saying that when we were your age. Seeing as most people here are double your age, I'm sure they know more than you.
 
Lolz that was funni...
"Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
Awww thats soo not nice.. lolz kids.. that really made me laugh..
 

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