9 things you should never say to a man!

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Going shopping with my wife sounds awesome :D

Ohhh poor naive brother... You really have no idea what you're in for, shopping with a woman... I'm laughing just thinking about it. ;D
 
Ohhh poor naive brother... You really have no idea what you're in for, shopping with a woman... I'm laughing just thinking about it. ;D


lol no I don't ....can you tell me what I can expect? :p
 
lol no I don't ....can you tell me what I can expect? :p

Gladly. :D

Your wife needs to buy a skirt, for example. She starts in one shop. Starts looking for a skirt. Gets sidetracked by several other things which she desperately "needs". Shoes, jewelry, gadgets and gizmos. She finally decides to actually look for a skirt. She gets about 10 skirts. Asks you which is best, then ignores your opinion. Spends about 20 minutes deciding which one to buy. Tries them all on, over and over. Asks you again, ignores you again. She finally decides on 3 skirts, ends up buying them all, leaves you to pay for them, of course. She tries them on again when she gets home. Decides none of them work, has you drive her back to the shop so she can exchange them for another skirt. She ends up exchanging them for an overpriced shirt she didn't need in the first place. And then she still needs a skirt. And so the saga continues.

Dude, I'm a woman and even I get sick of shopping with them sometimes...:mmokay:

(sorry for the generalizations sisters, but come on, you knowww it's true!)
:p
 
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Gladly. :D

Your wife needs to buy a skirt, for example. She starts in one shop. Starts looking for a skirt. Gets sidetracked by several other things which she desperately "needs". Shoes, jewelry, gadgets and gizmos. She finally decides to actually look for a skirt. She gets about 10 skirts. Asks you which is best, then ignores your opinion. Spends about 20 minutes deciding which one to buy. Tries them all on, over and over. Asks you again, ignores you again. She finally decides on 3 skirts, ends up buying them all, leaves you to pay for them, of course. She tries them on again when she gets home. Decides none of them work, has you drive her back to the shop so she can exchange them for another skirt. She ends up exchanging them for an overpriced shirt she didn't need in the first place. And then she still needs a skirt. And so the saga continues.

Dude, I'm a woman and even I get sick of shopping with them sometimes...:mmokay:
i will not alow my wife to shop simple as
 
Gladly. :D

Your wife needs to buy a skirt, for example. She starts in one shop. Starts looking for a skirt. Gets sidetracked by several other things which she desperately "needs". Shoes, jewelry, gadgets and gizmos. She finally decides to actually look for a skirt. She gets about 10 skirts. Asks you which is best, then ignores your opinion. Spends about 20 minutes deciding which one to buy. Tries them all on, over and over. Asks you again, ignores you again. She finally decides on 3 skirts, ends up buying them all, leaves you to pay for them, of course. She tries them on again when she gets home. Decides none of them work, has you drive her back to the shop so she can exchange them for another skirt. She ends up exchanging them for an overpriced shirt she didn't need in the first place. And then she still needs a skirt. And so the saga continues.

Dude, I'm a woman and even I get sick of shopping with them sometimes...:mmokay:

LOL that made me laugh. ;D

You serious? I really can't see myself experiencing all that ...without getting crazy in the head. :skeleton:
 
Are you 5 ? You should know this..if I know this....
 
Gladly. :D
Dude, I'm a woman and even I get sick of shopping with them sometimes...:mmokay:

AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

Need to explain the above comment! :D Are you or are you not?

Us brothers wont have materialistic wives!!

And you know you are so generalising!!! I take my sisters and mum shopping, i havent seen that story happen!

Yes they wanna spend a lot time trying things out and choosing, and not even taking my opinion( well they are starting to, cos im kinda understanding how woman are etc
) They even try out all the shop, and decide they wanna do it again tomorrow!! << But its kool!! I would want my wife to enjoy all walks of life!!!

P.s when do sisters get the chance to wear the skirt?:skeleton:
P.s.s Us brothers need to get trained on how to take the wife out for shopping and even how to look after a woman!!! :X

FiAmaaniAllah
 
Yeah took my sister in law out with my brother(cousin)
 
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

Need to explain the above comment! :D Are you or are you not?

Us brothers wont have materialistic wives!!

And you know you are so generalising!!! I take my sisters and mum shopping, i havent seen that story happen!

Yes they wanna spend a lot time trying things out and choosing, and not even taking my opinion( well they are starting to, cos im kinda understanding how woman are etc
) They even try out all the shop, and decide they wanna do it again tomorrow!! << But its kool!! I would want my wife to enjoy all walks of life!!!

P.s when do sisters get the chance to wear the skirt?:skeleton:
P.s.s Us brothers need to get trained on how to take the wife out for shopping and even how to look after a woman!!! :X

FiAmaaniAllah

Wa alaikum asalam!

Am I or am I not what?..

It's not about being materialistic, it's about wanting things to be just right.. If they're not 100% satisfied with their purchase, they'll take it right back.

I know I'm generalizing, but this sort of thing is not rare... so brothers, beware!
(it even rhymes!)

"But its kool!! I would want my wife to enjoy all walks of life!!!"

Hehe... this is what you think now. When you get married inshaAllah, let me know if you still hold the same opinion. :p

What do you mean when do we get to wear the skirt?... Anytime we want?.. :?

As for your last comment, I completely agree! :D
Brothers, start hanging out with your mothers and sisters more to figure out what women want!
 
Wa alaikum asalam!

Am I or am I not what?..

It's not about being materialistic, it's about wanting things to be just right.. If they're not 100% satisfied with their purchase, they'll take it right back.

I know I'm generalizing, but this sort of thing is not rare... so brothers, beware!
(it even rhymes!)

"But its kool!! I would want my wife to enjoy all walks of life!!!"

Hehe... this is what you think now. When you get married inshaAllah, let me know if you still hold the same opinion. :p

What do you mean when do we get to wear the skirt?... Anytime we want?.. :?

As for your last comment, I completely agree! :D
Brothers, start hanging out with your mothers and sisters more to figure out what women want!

AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

SubaanAllah!!!!

Well, us brothers not going to choose the women who want this and that and the other. We want women to have Taqwa, to be reasonable, to be happy with the clothes they buy!

Skirt?? Do u mean jilbab? Yeah jilbab is kool! How can she wear skirt!!:D

We brothers have to find wives that would enjoy all walks of life, and they would bring out the colour of this life and the hereafter, inshaAllah

FiAmaaniAllah
 
Gladly. :D

Your wife needs to buy a skirt, for example. She starts in one shop. Starts looking for a skirt. Gets sidetracked by several other things which she desperately "needs". Shoes, jewelry, gadgets and gizmos. She finally decides to actually look for a skirt. She gets about 10 skirts. Asks you which is best, then ignores your opinion. Spends about 20 minutes deciding which one to buy. Tries them all on, over and over. Asks you again, ignores you again. She finally decides on 3 skirts, ends up buying them all, leaves you to pay for them, of course. She tries them on again when she gets home. Decides none of them work, has you drive her back to the shop so she can exchange them for another skirt. She ends up exchanging them for an overpriced shirt she didn't need in the first place. And then she still needs a skirt. And so the saga continues.

Dude, I'm a woman and even I get sick of shopping with them sometimes...:mmokay:

(sorry for the generalizations sisters, but come on, you knowww it's true!)
:p


Stop stop stop, aaahhhh
 
May our wives spend our money only on needs and give much charity. Ameen!
 
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu



Well, us brothers not going to choose the women who want this and that and the other. We want women to have Taqwa, to be reasonable, to be happy with the clothes they buy!


FiAmaaniAllah

Well she can buy whatever she wants but to drag us with them for HOURS and also let us pay for all that ....is a bit too much. :X
 
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

SubaanAllah!!!!

Well, us brothers not going to choose the women who want this and that and the other. We want women to have Taqwa, to be reasonable, to be happy with the clothes they buy!

Skirt?? Do u mean jilbab? Yeah jilbab is kool! How can she wear skirt!!:D

We brothers have to find wives that would enjoy all walks of life, and they would bring out the colour of this life and the hereafter, inshaAllah

FiAmaaniAllah
Wa alaikum asalam wa rahmatu allah wa barakatuhu

Lol ok, InshaAllah you find who you're looking for, brother.

And this may come as a surprise to you... But women do wear clothes under their jilbab!:rollseyes :p
 
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Lol ok, InshaAllah you find who you're looking for, brother.

And this may come as a surprise to you... But women do wear clothes under their jilbab!:rollseyes :p


AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

InshaAllah all brothers will find someone!!

Woops that IS a surprise! I guess i forgot about that. A rep shall be granted!!

Akhi G, your wife will love you, so she will want you to be there!!


FiAmaaniAllah
 
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu


Akhi G, your wife will love you, so she will want you to be there!!


FiAmaaniAllah

Ofcourse I will be there, I still think shopping with my wife would be fun though :D
 
Salaam,

4) "Nothing's wrong."

Please don't tell us nothing's wrong. The look on your face could make the toughest guy on the planet weep like a primary school girl and your arms are crossed so tight you might explode. We're not mind readers; tell us what's going on. And don't make us guess because—believe me—you won't like what we come up with.

Khehehe that is very true, drives men nuts :D
 

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