A Very Stupid Girl

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you can really drown a fish by pulling his little tail backwards :)
 
those are all yo mama jokes put into one big blonde joke
 
Italianguy said:
LOL, ......I noticed too....i just didn't want to say anything;D....we may make her mad, and she may trip over the cordless phone trying to run after us;D
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i hope miss feline sight is not angered
 
Obi97_Abdul said:

Salam all, I found this on my email and thought it was quite funny so i decided
to share it with everyone; I hope u hav a good laugh :D






1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home


;D
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man you gonna get roasted here for calling a girl stupid.
 
Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!

Alpha Dude said:
Must have been a blonde. :><:
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Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?

Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:
 
Danah said:
Thanks for the laugh, but that could be done for "he" as well............people find it funny to make jokes about women!!



Now you mention it. I read somewhere that they always have jokes about blonds in US and Europe. Well I don't live in any, but why is that?

Whats wrong with blonds' minds?? :hmm:
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Yes, it could be he, but he chose she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?

to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie
 
Wa7abiScientist said:
Yes, it could be he, but he chose she. Now you cant flame him for his choice? Can you?

to the OP: I told ya man, its coming. :statisfie
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May be she can make another one to make it he
and no one can flame her for her choice? can they?


and she is kidding by the way.....but he should respect her instead of making fun of her, shouldn't he? :hmm:
 
Italianguy said:
She didn't have to be blonde.....my wife has done a couple of those, like she called me to get my phone number....i am not kiddingimsad. My wife is Indian;D

LOL, those were funny.;D
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Whenever you mention your wife, why do you always make it clear that she's INDIAN ?.

Are you obsessed with Indians? :hmm:
 
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