Abu Ya7ya Owes IB $75/month

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We all thought Abu Ya7ya was an innocent father, but little did we know...

IslamicBoard has a running cost of over $100/month. Our database is large, and Far7an had a theory that it was due to Abu Ya7ya's excessive posting.

We will now fine him for the past 8 years of running costs, as well as 50% of all running costs on the monthly basis.

Does anyone object? I think it's only fair, considering how his posts have clogged the database. And not to mention the potential of his posts threatening our server crashes etc.

This isn't India, you can't buy your way out this time:
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I think a class action on behalf of every unfortunate zAk Attack victim is in order. All those hurt feelings deserve monetary compensation reduced by exorbioantly high legal fees.
 
Yup, I agree.

You should deduct $75 from his next pay check. And continue doing the same for the next couple of decades.
 
Beardo said:
I feel like this thread will cause me more problems than good.
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I'm sorry but I can't remember any of your thread bringing you any good. You just killed yourself man:skeleton:! Don't you worry I'm with you for next couple of hours until AY comes online:phew. That's all what I can do for you.

As headadmin I don't trust you:hiding: otherwise I had a plan that would make you pay outstanding of all staff members including AY:raging:. What? You thought I had plan against AY? He is not that bad. I don't hate him... I just don't love him:omg:
 
I think this is absolutely ridiculous! He shouldn't have to pay $75!


He should pay $100 :p
 
salaam
NO!!! leave Zak alone he has done nothing to you and yet he provides us with such webpages at the least,why take this grant away ,look how much effort he puts in and how kind he can be at times especially to me and the fact that we are muslims we should treat others like we treat each other that is a hadeeth so act upon it!
wasalam
TaYiB
 
I agree! Especially since yesterday. :X
To Abu Ya7ya: Ab kaisa dikhra? :p

tayib786 said:
NO!!! leave Zak alone he has done nothing to you and yet he provides us with such webpages at the least,why take this grant away ,look how much effort he puts in and how kind he can be at times especially to me and the fact that we are muslims we should treat others like we treat each other that is a hadeeth so act upon it!
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Do you know anything about 'zAk attacks'? :p
 
i know this isn't part of the joke but i'd like to help zAk :) ,
can't we make anonymous paypal donations?
why not post a paypal button on a corner somewhere and we can help make the forum huge by paying for search engine optimization and we can throw away all the dirty adverts too,
a paypal button is so easy to make in paypal.
 
Abz2000 said:
i know this isn't part of the joke but i'd like to help zAk :) ,
can't we make anonymous paypal donations?
why not post a paypal button on a corner somewhere and we can help make the forum huge by paying for search engine optimization and we can throw away all the dirty adverts too,
a paypal button is so easy to make in paypal.
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That's a good idea, but we're busy scapegoating at the moment.
 
Abu Ya7ya is in his secret lair I imagine slightly amused by all of this.. probably transferring money from beardo's Swiss account to cover the costs as we speak as well pay for a non-alcoholic pina colada-- you know the type that comes with a wooden toothpick umbrella ...
 
Also, his secret lair may or may not be located beneath an active volcano.
 
Muezzin said:
It's quite literal. There may or may not be a private jet in there and everything.
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Then I say it is high time we all started ingratiating ourselves to him .. the £100 seems trifle in the scheme of things..
 
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Then I say it is high time we all started ingratiating ourselves to him .. the £100 seems trifle in the scheme of things..
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Speaking of which, he could make a trifle for everyone in the forum as a goodwill gesture in order to avoid litigation.
 

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