Awkward Moments

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when I was in afghanistan we were doing security at a checkpoint when a family came by on some camels. I never seen one before so I ran up to pet one and it spit all over my face. the other soldiers and the family started laughing at me. I felt very awkward.
 
when I was in afghanistan we were doing security at a checkpoint when a family came by on some camels. I never seen one before so I ran up to pet one and it spit all over my face. the other soldiers and the family started laughing at me. I felt very awkward.

...LOL

i have the same randomn laughing problem...gets me in trouble at times lol
When i was younger I used to laugh when I was in pain but that stopped when i had to have a tooth pulled and they gave me laughing gas
i just couldn't stop laughing from the gas and I knew that what he was about to do was going to hurt so i was laughing from nerves as well
i remember him looking at at me and saying "now im going to say something really funny now.......Coconut!"
and i thought to myself...coconut why did he say coconut at a time like this and i laughed and he pulled and then I was crying and laughing at the same time
then once that torture was done i had to go to the the grocery store with my mom so I was just walking behind her crying, occasionally laughing, and slobering bc my mouth was numb and I wouldnt let her wipe the drool away bc of what I had just been through so I was getting crazy looks from strangers the entire time we were in there.

Laughing and crying lol? Haven't experienced that.

I was in my bedroom, curtains were closed, lights were switched off and I thought the door was locked. I was going to watch a movie on my laptop and did not want to be disturbed. The movie was loading, so I started to swirl around on my chair, raising my arms in the air and started to laugh like a maniac (I don't know why I did this).

My relative came in and I stopped...she didn't say anything and I think I scared her...she closed the door. :embarrass
 
i have the same randomn laughing problem...gets me in trouble at times lol
When i was younger I used to laugh when I was in pain but that stopped when i had to have a tooth pulled and they gave me laughing gas
i just couldn't stop laughing from the gas and I knew that what he was about to do was going to hurt so i was laughing from nerves as well
i remember him looking at at me and saying "now im going to say something really funny now.......Coconut!"
and i thought to myself...coconut why did he say coconut at a time like this and i laughed and he pulled and then I was crying and laughing at the same time
then once that torture was done i had to go to the the grocery store with my mom so I was just walking behind her crying, occasionally laughing, and slobering bc my mouth was numb and I wouldnt let her wipe the drool away bc of what I had just been through so I was getting crazy looks from strangers the entire time we were in there.


you are geeky :-\

when I was in afghanistan we were doing security at a checkpoint when a family came by on some camels. I never seen one before so I ran up to pet one and it spit all over my face. the other soldiers and the family started laughing at me. I felt very awkward.

You must have felt awkward typing it also :-\
...LOL

Laughing and crying lol? Haven't experienced that.

I was in my bedroom, curtains were closed, lights were switched off and I thought the door was locked. I was going to watch a movie on my laptop and did not want to be disturbed. The movie was loading, so I started to swirl around on my chair, raising my arms in the air and started to laugh like a maniac (I don't know why I did this).

My relative came in and I stopped...she didn't say anything and I think I scared her...she closed the door. :embarrass

That must have been extremely embarassing!

lol this thread is too geeky, continue...pleasee.....:-\


peace
 
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I was in my bedroom, curtains were closed, lights were switched off and I thought the door was locked. I was going to watch a movie on my laptop and did not want to be disturbed. The movie was loading, so I started to swirl around on my chair, raising my arms in the air and started to laugh like a maniac (I don't know why I did this).

My relative came in and I stopped...she didn't say anything and I think I scared her...she closed the door.

LOL this is hilarious!
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...



from the top of me head



eating my cousins plate completely to see him come in and find it empty and then i find my plate full on the other side of the table.


calling a senior and respected auntie an Uncle due to talking to fast and getting too excited.


taking my brother in laws socks to school leaving him to go to work sockless, came back home and my sister goes "you didnt realise your socks were different?"



having an auntie over the phone ask "guess who" and replying "certainly a man!" truelly believing it to be so due to the masculine voice




I shall put more as i remember them inshAllah
 
Pєαяℓ σf Wιѕ∂σм;1412852 said:
But what is awkward is when people stare at you if you dress as a muslimah or a muslim
agreed



I was in my bedroom, curtains were closed, lights were switched off and I thought the door was locked. I was going to watch a movie on my laptop and did not want to be disturbed. The movie was loading, so I started to swirl around on my chair, raising my arms in the air and started to laugh like a maniac (I don't know why I did this). My relative came in and I stopped...she didn't say anything and I think I scared her...she closed the door.


wow...lol sudden burst of energy?

My mom tried to tell me that I occasionally sleepwalk and supposedly we have conversations during this time but I dont remember any of it so I denied it.
But i believe her now bc I woke up in the middle of the night once and my light (which is halfway across the room) was on and I was standing in the middle of my room calling my mom it was so akward i didnt understand how it happened and I was embarrased for myself so I quickly just turned off my light and went back to sleep
 

wow...lol sudden burst of energy?

My mom tried to tell me that I occasionally sleepwalk and supposedly we have conversations during this time but I dont remember any of it so I denied it.
But i believe her now bc I woke up in the middle of the night once and my light (which is halfway across the room) was on and I was standing in the middle of my room calling my mom it was so akward i didnt understand how it happened and I was embarrased for myself so I quickly just turned off my light and went back to sleep

I'm not sure why I did that...I do random things.

Sleep waking? It sounds fun.
 
...LOL



Laughing and crying lol? Haven't experienced that.

I was in my bedroom, curtains were closed, lights were switched off and I thought the door was locked. I was going to watch a movie on my laptop and did not want to be disturbed. The movie was loading, so I started to swirl around on my chair, raising my arms in the air and started to laugh like a maniac (I don't know why I did this).

My relative came in and I stopped...she didn't say anything and I think I scared her...she closed the door. :embarrass

LOL you are funny.
 
Sleep waking? It sounds fun.

fun?:ermm:
no its kinda scary/creepy..i mean theres no telling what could have happen and even if it is fun you want be able to remember anything that happened lol

IbnAbdulHakim said:
having an auntie over the phone ask "guess who" and replying "certainly a man!" truelly believing it to be so due to the masculine voice

OHH thats...embarassing lol i would have hung up
 
having an auntie over the phone ask "guess who" and replying "certainly a man!" truelly believing it to be so due to the masculine voice

Reminds me of when we had guests from a different city. One of the ladies was really old, and she fell ill I think so she was lying down with a blanket covering her face.
I came home from work, saw someone lying down and could only see a bit of their scarf peeking out so I assumed it was my gran .(she has the same one) I went to her, said 'And who's lying here, then?' in an incredibly loud, sing-song voice and lifted the blanket off her face. I was too gobsmacked to do anything when I realised I was looking at a stranger. :phew
 
I love this thread. It's hilarious, especially the one about saying "welcome" in the wrong setting.

I don't have any really interesting awkward stories, but I have noticed that sometimes I will tell someone something for a second time, and then later realised I already told them it before.

Then, I wonder what they were thinking as I was telling them and why they didn't stop me.

Also, sometimes someone will tell me something and then later, I will tell that person what someone told me... and it was them that told me.

Thankfully that happened once with a good friend of mine and she just said, "[Name], I'm the one that told you, stupid!" ;D
 
Reminds me of when we had guests from a different city. One of the ladies was really old, and she fell ill I think so she was lying down with a blanket covering her face. I came home from work, saw someone lying down and could only see a bit of their scarf peeking out so I assumed it was my gran .(she has the same one) I went to her, said 'And who's lying here, then?' in an incredibly loud, sing-song voice and lifted the blanket off her face. I was too gobsmacked to do anything when I realised I was looking at a stranger.

bet the look on your face was priceless ;D

We went to the mall the other day and I saw a sister so I smiled at her and the look I got back was ):<
so I just looked away quickly but then we looked at each other again and I smiled like a darn cheshire cat and mouthed Salam Alaykum and got the same look.
 
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bet the look on your face was priceless ;D

We went to the mall the other day and I saw a sister so I smiled at her and the look I got back was ):<
so I just looked away quickly but then we looked at each other again and I smiled like a darn cheshire cat and mouthed Salam Alaykum and got the same look.

keep your eyes to yourself!
 
We went to the mall the other day and I saw a sister so I smiled at her and the look I got back was ):<
so I just looked away quickly but then we looked at each other again and I smiled like a darn cheshire cat and mouthed Salam Alaykum and got the same look.

Lol! Don't worry I get it all the time, then I think to myself is there something wrong with my smile?! :confused: Insh'Allah we get ajr for our intentions :D
 
keep your eyes to yourself!

I was just being polite and besides it is a right that a muslim has over another muslim...and my rights have been violated!!! lol jk

Ghazalah said:
Lol! Don't worry I get it all the time, then I think to myself is there something wrong with my smile?! :confused: Insh'Allah we get ajr for our intentions :D

well at least im not the only one lol
inshallah
I really hate when bros give salams and then they offer you their hand to shake :phew
(Stop it!!! to those bros that do it btw)
 
lol Belle, girls do that to me.

Well it was awkward to fall off a mountain (tried it once in Pakistan).

And ya it's sooo awkward when u forget ur school books.
 
I can't speak Urdu fluently btw. There was this joke in my head that I found really funny so I decided to tell my uncles and aunties about it, and that too in Urdu. I thought I was talking perfectly but they didn't understand a word I was saying - I was the only one laughing at my own joke :|
 
everytime the men in my family in law wants to give me the hand and i refuge to take it. Because i am scared that maybe they will get offended by it.
 

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