"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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i knew it and can you tell me what does graphic mean like the moderator said so graphical
 
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Woodrow takes out a sniper and shoots iqram

Iqram: …….

Yanal: speak iqram speak

Ibnabdulhakim: I think Woodrow shot him on the vocal cord or the troat


that cracked me up :D ;D

Yeah, it was a bit violent wasn't it?:skeleton:
 
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i'm not sure :X
mayb u can ask her wen she comes back online :)
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How wonderful. It'd help a lot if you'd learn the dictionary though. That way, the spellings will be wonderful too. You could decorate it with pink blossoms if you will.

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Assalamu Alaikum

Mashallah, some of those scripts were just great!!! Barak Allahu feekum for sharing :D

Here we go again:

CHARACTERS IN THIS SCENE

*note: Some members' current positions have probably changed since this was written.

Head Admins:

Kadafi: Original founder of LI
-S-: New Admin

Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):

Muhammad


The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:

LI-Staff: Who knows? Take a wild guess though :D
'Ubaydullah
Woodrow
Muezzin


The Moderators, or "Orangies"

Al-Zaara
Alpha Dude
Mawaddah (S. Maw)

LI Members:

Akulion (Br. Aku): LI's Psychologist
Dangerous Minds (Br. DM): Nah, he ain’t dangerous.
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run

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PART VII


It is one of those peaceful days on LI, so it seems…

Akulion is heard on LI’s speakers


Akulion: ….bring a friend and you’ll get 50% off your next appointment! And finally, will DM please come to the office, again, that’s DM—brother Dangerous Minds, office…pronto… that will be all..salaams *turns off mic*

Dangerous Minds is notified and comes directly to Aku’s office

Dangerous Minds: *knocks on door*

Akulion: Come in!

DM: Assalamu Alaikum bro…you called?

Aku: Wa’alaikum asalaam, Yes, yes. Please, have a seat.

DM: *sweating* So what’s the problem bro?

Aku: ^o) problem? What makes you so sure there’s a problem?

DM: I’m not sure actually…was just sayin..:-[

Aku: hmmm..^o)*strokes beard*

DM: I mean this is the psych facility, right? heh heh heh :statisfie

Aku: uh..huuuh ^o)

DM: *uncessarily clears throat* soooo…:phew

Aku: Well, the reason I called you down here was because of your name.

DM: Yea :phew …and?

Aku: Not only is it referring to being dangerous, but there’s plurality denoted within. I feel there is a hidden psychological reasoning behind your name. I’m hesitant to ask, but have you ever been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder?

DM: :muddlehea

Aku: Ekhi, I feel some hesitation here, perhaps this is a bit difficult for you to discuss? Or maybe you’re Schizophrenic?

DM: Ekhi, it’s just a name, I don’t ha— *interupted*

Aku: No no, It’s alright. Listen, *leans in* anything that goes on between us is completely confidential all right? I promise you none of it will be discussed with a third party…

DM: I understand all of this ekhi, but really there’s nothing to be discussed, it’s just a na—

Aku: I understand you have some denial issues, but lets take it one step at a time *sips on some tea*

DM: *gets frustrated and stands over Aku’s head* ITS JUST A NAME!!:mad:

Aku: :uuh: *beard peels half way off*

DM: Ekhi :muddlehea your beard just uhh…

Aku: shh! Shh! you didn’t see anything..

DM: :ooh: but I swear it fell right there in front of me!

Aku: No, no. Impossible! That was just your schizophrenia kicking in. Here! Take these placebos…

DM: Placebos??

Aku: They’re name brand too *winks*

DM: look ekhi, :-\ with all due respect, I believe its time for me to leave.

Aku: is that what your “friends” are telling you to do?^o)

DM: *clenches teeth* assalamu alaikum

Aku: ok ok, I confess…my beard…is….a….fake :laugh: *breaks down*

DM: uhh..okayyy?? :confused:

Aku: I was bbq’ing the other night and flames shot me in the face—humiliation of my life I tell you…:cry:

DM: :X

Aku: …lost all facial hairs, even my eyebrows! *peels eyebrows off to show*

DM: O my… :muddlehea….. bro you can put those back on now

Aku: Autumn Brown was the ONLY color I could find *sobs*

DM: Doc, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put them back on! *turns face away*

Aku: *re-sticks them* ok, they’re on..you can look up now :cry:

DM: your left eyebrow is crooked a bit :-[

Aku: *with tears in eyes* do you think they look natural?

DM: uhh :X

Aku: well?

DM: yup they do :D

Aku: *sigh*

Awkward silence

DM: so yea.. I’m going to go now

Aku: bro?

DM: yea?

Aku: if anyone asks…tell them its discoloration of some cheap henna imsad

Kadafi interrupts over the speakers

Kadafi: Will all staff come to the Moderators room for some very essential information concerning the future of LI, that is all.

DM: alhemdulilah :D:D…I mean uhh :X…ok well, salaamu ‘alaikum

Aku: wa’alaikum asalaam

As DM is walking out of Aku’s office, Alpha Dude is seen running down the hallway

Alpha Dude: I’m going to be first in that meeting!! He can’t refuse to promote me this time!!

Al-Zaara: *yells* what if he demotes you instead!?

All of the sudden Alpha Dude hesitates to think about the possibility.

Al-Zaara: dang, I didn’t think he’d actually stop :muddlehea

Maw: omg, look at his eyes…:muddlehea

Al-Zaara: :ooh: :ooh: RUN, WOMAN, RUN!

Al-Zaara and Maw attempt to escape Alpha Dude’s raging red eyes as he runs to strangle Al-Zaara by the throat

Aku hears the uproar outside of his office and comes out to act as a mediator


Aku: :ooh: What’s going on here?? ^o)

In the midst of the commotion, everyone stops to stare at Aku

Aku: *covering his eyebrows* what?? Whats wrong?

Alpha Dude: Dude, whats up with your beard? :-\

Aku: oh..my beard? Nothing is wrong with my beard. Why?? Does it look like there’s something wrong with my beard?? You got beef with my beard?? Huh?

Alpha Dude: Geez, no beef doc…just looks different, that’s all. *whispers to Al-Z* where's that dang bear??

Maw: Yea the color, perhaps

Al-Zaara: yea, I know…is that hazelnut brown?

Aku: of course not! *looks down* its autumn brown imsad

Al-Zaara: Whats the diff-- *maw elbows zaraa* I mean…. it looks good bro :)

Aku: discoloration of henna imsad

Alpha Dude: No Worries, happens to me all the time :sunny:

Al-Zaara: haha sure it doessss

Before Alpha Dude could reply with a comeback…kadafi returns to the speakers

Kadafi: Al-Zaara, Mawaddah and Alpha Dude, we are WAITING, salaams

Alpha Dude: :ooh: I’m Late!

Al-Zaara: me too, again! Its all your fault! *points finger at Alpha Dude all dramatically*

Maw: stop arguing and lets go!

All three enter into the mod room where there are awkwardly greeted with stares.

Al-Zaara: Gosh Dudette, could your shoes be any louder..

Woodrow: where’s that dratted clickety clack a’comin from?

Al-Zaara: *in a blaming tone* Well its coming from ALPHA DUDETTE of coarse!

Alpha Dude: *sulks in seat with a red face* :-[

The rest take a seat in the back as kadafi clears his throat and begins.

Kadafi: yes yes, the rumors are true, I must part from LI

Muhammad: NOOOOO!!

Staff starts whispering

Al-Zaara: did he just say “no”…?

Maw: Guess he had a lot inside to let out :-\

Alpha Dude: *squints eyes in reminisce of when he almost got killed by Muhammad* Believe me, that man has more capabilities than you think…:uuh:

‘Ubaydullah comes by to speak to Alpha Dude

‘Ubaydullah: Salaam guys

Mods: Wa’alaikum asalaam

‘Ubaydullah: I heard that since Kadafi is leaving, they might promote zAk as admin cuz he’s been here for a long time

Alpha Dude: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….ha,…zAk taking over LI?….ha!

Alpha suddenly gets smacked in the back of the head by “LI Staff”

*Kadafi’s speech cut short here, everyone gets sad, yada yada yada*


Kadafi: Now as your new Admin, we have brother S!

Muezzin: hmm, reminds me of soup…

‘Ubaydullah: soup…that sounds good right about now

Muezzin: ever had the one with the little letters…FLAME!

Alpha Dude: *disrupting soup convo* Can we please have a little respect for brother S!? Gosh! *starts applauding* Brother S! Brother S! Wuhu!

S: You must be Alpha Dude?

Alpha Dude: well yes! Yes, I am! How did you know?? :D

S: Someone told me that you were trying to suck up to get SMod position, is this correct??

Alpha Dude: *dumbfounded* who would--*gasp* it was zAk! Wasn’t it!?

S: I’m not at liberty to discuss—

Alpha Dude: -- did he use his fake accent to lure you in too!? :mmokay:

S: Fake accent??

Alpha: yea, you know…all those unnecessary ‘v’ sounds…:mmokay:

“LI Staff” slowly passes Alpha glaring right back

S: Bro, are you ok?

Alpha: *puts shades on* If I don’t see him, he can’t see me…

S: who? :confused:

Alpha: “LI Staff”

S: you know who that is??

Alpha: Everyone knows, but we fear him. :zip:

S: What? Why?

Alpha: Shhhh…I can’t speak any further, I’m being watched. *creeps around the punch bowl*

S: okaaay…

Alpha: I didn’t speak to you, you didn’t speak to me, got it?

S: umm..

Alpha: and if “he” asks if you seen me, reply: “Alpha was not the one that changed his voice and denied you access into the building when you were trying to get through the exterior gates.

S: You denied him access to—

Alpha: Sshhhh…stalkers…

chacha and H4run pop out of no where.

Chacha: ELLO! ELLO!! :D:D:D

H4run: WE HEARD WHAT YOU DID TO LI STAFF!! :D

Alpha: SHHHH!!!! I didn’t do anything!

Chacha: aww, you don’t have to be modest about it, its ok, we told everyone already! :D

Alpha: What!?

Chacha: Yea, but no worries, “LI Staff” seems cool with us :p :p :p :D:D:D:D

H4run: Yea, see look he’s waving…*waves back*

Alpha: Dude that’s not his hand…:scared:

H4run: Sure it is!

Alpha: No, that’s his hand and that…that’s a cricket bat! :muddlehea

H4run: so it is! I was wondering what happened to his fingers!

Chacha: I think he wants us to join him in a game of cricket! :D:D

Alpha: You know, I highly doubt it :muddlehea

LI Staff: *winks*

Alpha: *cringes*

fi aman Allah
w'salaam
 
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:salamext:! wow masha'Allah! it's the first time I've ever read a full script as I thought it would be a waste of time but wallahi! it had me laughing out loud! :peace: very good Masha'Allah sister :w:
 
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Selam aleykum!!!

MashaAllah!!!! Greeeaat part, loved it like always.

Al-Zaara: Gosh Dudette, could your shoes be any louder..

Woodrow: where’s that dratted clickety clack a’comin from?

Al-Zaara: *in a blaming tone* Well its coming from ALPHA DUDETTE of coarse!

Hahaha... Ahh, that's so totally me. :p

Alpha Dude: I’m going to be first in that meeting!! He can’t refuse to promote me this time!!

Al-Zaara: *yells* what if he demotes you instead!?

All of the sudden Alpha Dude hesitates to think about the possibility.

Al-Zaara: dang, I didn’t think he’d actually stop :muddlehea

Maw: omg, look at his eyes…:muddlehea

Al-Zaara: :ooh: :ooh: RUN, WOMAN, RUN!

Al-Zaara and Maw attempt to escape Alpha Dude’s raging red eyes as he runs to strangle Al-Zaara by the throat

O.m.g.

Hahaha... Hey but... We all know that's what he wants to do.. to kill me. His own sister.. Ncnc. *looks sadly away* One day I'll make him pay... *smiles widely again* (j/k)

lool
 
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hehe MashaAllaah! That was really entertainin' :bravo:
 
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Just finished reading all 44 pages of this thread, all of them were top class *thumbs up*
 
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^Lol bro...you don't know the members here that well...so you might have missed some of the inside jokes. :hmm:

Hilarious script Charisma. ;D

And no Z, I don't plan on killing you, not any time soon, anyways...
No biggie :p

Those stories has given me quite a bit of info of the users here, i saw most of the people who's names changed, those who became mods and were demoted and those banned *cough*you*cough*, i also learnt who LI Staff is, i asked him if i knew him from somewhere but he didn't reply :| he's a nice guy :D i also got a bit of info on peoples personas, lke chacha and harun are jokers etc, so all in all it's been a useful buncha hous i spent reading this thread :D and i must commend Fi_Sabilillah a.k.a. -Qatadah- for his stories, cos i learnt quite a bit from it.
 
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Assalamu Alaikum

lol, wow mashallah, you went through the entire thread??

Jazakum Allahu Khair for your comments :D

I have like 5 more parts done, I'm just lazy to post em :-[..all the coloring and stuff lol

I might post one up now, cuz I'm bored...

fi aman Allah
w'salaam
 
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I liked the part about barayani in Part 4 best. :D

The part about da hoors...
 
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Assalamu Alaikum

CHARACTERS IN THIS SCENE

*note: Some members' current positions have probably changed since this was written.

Head Admins:

-S-: New Admin

Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):

None Featured in this scene

The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:


Woodrow

The Moderators, or "Orangies"

Al-Zaara
Alpha Dude

LI Members:

Yanal: Our lil' LI bro :D
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run

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PART VIII-I


S: You all know of the new experiment involving members having to live in a group for a few weeks… is anyone else interested? We have 3 entrees left.

H4run: Me and chacha already entered ourselves!

Alpha: There’s no way I’m signing up on that thing

Chacha: oh, don’t worry we signed you up too! :D:p:D

Alpha: What the—HOW COULD YOU!! :mad:

Chacha: Thank us later…:coolalien

H4run: gosh we’re so cool, always thinking of others :shade:

Alpha: S, can you please pleaseee take me off that list

S: No can do ekhi, all entries were turned in confidentially and will remain so until the experiment begins.

Alpha: But..but *sobs*

Chacha: It’s ok, you’ll have fun! :p :D

Alpha: * hatefully glares * I hate you guys.

H4run: but deep down inside you love us right? :D:D

Alpha: *still glaring*

S: Alhemdulilah, all the spots are now filled.

-- 3 weeks later--

Everyone that signed up to do the experiment is called down to LI’s General Headquarter

Alpha Dude: I hope I get my own room, ooh this is exciting. Inshallah we get to stay in a big mansion with lots of food :D !

Al-Zaara: No more moderating…this is bliss! :shade:

S: Everyone will have a roommate, however, there will be three members instead of two occupying one of the rooms.

Alpha Dude: *whispering to self* Please let me be with Woodrow, please let me be with Woodrow…

S: AD, I’m sorry ekhi, but you’ll be the one in company of the two others

Alpha Dude: *sarcastically* what a surprise, Alpha’s Lucky day!… :D :D :D :D :D :D

S: Ahem

Alpha Dude: *sigh*…so who are they? :mmokay: wait…is Woodrow one of them? :D

Chacha: ello ello!! :D:D:D :p

H4run: Do you think they have trays of those cheese cubes with the little toothpicks… :p :p :D

Chacha: Heck yea! They have to have cheese! :D:D

H4run: Yayness!! :D:D:D

Alpha Dude: *looks towards S with worried eyes*

S: *affirms the look with a nod*

Alpha dude: :cry:

Woodrow: I hope I’m not stuck with a kiddling…that’s the last thing I need-- to be reminded of the “olden” days :mmokay:

Yanal: :ooh: Whats wrong with the olden days?

Woodrow: Nothing…Its just that I was an energetic young chap, with an aspiration! Now those days are gone *sigh*

Yanal: Oh, so you miss them imsad

Woodrow: Yea, you grow old…*sigh*

Yanal: What happens when you grow old?

Woodrow: heh heh heh…I’ll save those for horror stories *wink*

S: ok so here are the groups: Alpha Dude, Harun, and Chacha will be in a group; Muhammed and Yanal are in a group; Iqram and fi_Sab; Muezzin and Woodrow; Rahmah and Al-Zaara; Purest Ambrosia and Liúyú de Lian [*note: will add more members as ideas come, Inshallah.]

S: I need to remind everyone that each room has a video journal room to discuss your personal experiences privately. Moreover, you’re not allowed to interfere with the other groups except on Fridays where all the groups will be gathered together to discuss their experiences. And finally, you may have a surprise visitor come in during the week, so be prepared.

Alpha: *under breath* Surprise guest, pfft. As if my group wasn’t surprise enough…:mmokay:

S: Surprise enough?? Excuse me? ^o)

Alpha: Oh. No, I said *looks around* there’s some fluff…y…stuff...*points* there! in that corner!…you should check it out:D, must be mold or something. Bleh. +o(

S: Hmm….^o)

Everyone settles into their rooms... (Part 8-2 coming up soon inshallah)

fi aman Allah
w'salaam
 
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Woodrow: thinking to himself "Dag nab, Ah'm stuck with thet thar shifty varmint Museum or whatever the heck his calling card reads. Last time Ah was 'round thet sly rascal he did sold me a case of broken watches, before thet I bought a bridge from him. Ah'm hidd'en mah wallet."
 

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