re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
Assalamu Alaikum
Mashallah, some of those scripts were just great!!! Barak Allahu feekum for sharing
Here we go again:
CHARACTERS IN THIS SCENE
*note: Some members' current positions have probably changed since this was written.
Head Admins:
Kadafi: Original founder of LI
-S-: New Admin
Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
Muhammad
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
LI-Staff: Who knows? Take a wild guess though
'Ubaydullah
Woodrow
Muezzin
The Moderators, or "Orangies"
Al-Zaara
Alpha Dude
Mawaddah (S. Maw)
LI Members:
Akulion (Br. Aku): LI's Psychologist
Dangerous Minds (Br. DM): Nah, he ain’t dangerous.
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run
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PART VII
It is one of those peaceful days on LI, so it seems…
Akulion is heard on LI’s speakers
Akulion: ….bring a friend and you’ll get 50% off your next appointment! And finally, will DM please come to the office, again, that’s DM—brother Dangerous Minds, office…pronto… that will be all..salaams *turns off mic*
Dangerous Minds is notified and comes directly to Aku’s office
Dangerous Minds: *knocks on door*
Akulion: Come in!
DM: Assalamu Alaikum bro…you called?
Aku: Wa’alaikum asalaam, Yes, yes. Please, have a seat.
DM: *sweating* So what’s the problem bro?
Aku: ^o) problem? What makes you so sure there’s a problem?
DM: I’m not sure actually…was just sayin..:-[
Aku: hmmm..^o)*strokes beard*
DM: I mean this is the psych facility, right? heh heh heh :statisfie
Aku: uh..huuuh ^o)
DM: *uncessarily clears throat* soooo…

hew
Aku: Well, the reason I called you down here was because of your name.
DM: Yea

hew …and?
Aku: Not only is it referring to being dangerous, but there’s plurality denoted within. I feel there is a hidden psychological reasoning behind your name. I’m hesitant to ask, but have you ever been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder?
DM: :muddlehea
Aku: Ekhi, I feel some hesitation here, perhaps this is a bit difficult for you to discuss? Or maybe you’re Schizophrenic?
DM: Ekhi, it’s just a name, I don’t ha— *interupted*
Aku: No no, It’s alright. Listen, *leans in* anything that goes on between us is completely confidential all right? I promise you none of it will be discussed with a third party…
DM: I understand all of this ekhi, but really there’s nothing to be discussed, it’s just a na—
Aku: I understand you have some denial issues, but lets take it one step at a time *sips on some tea*
DM: *gets frustrated and stands over Aku’s head* ITS JUST A NAME!!
Aku: :uuh: *beard peels half way off*
DM: Ekhi :muddlehea your beard just uhh…
Aku: shh! Shh! you didn’t see anything..
DM: 
oh: but I swear it fell right there in front of me!
Aku: No, no. Impossible! That was just your schizophrenia kicking in. Here! Take these placebos…
DM: Placebos??
Aku: They’re name brand too *winks*
DM: look ekhi, :-\ with all due respect, I believe its time for me to leave.
Aku: is that what your “friends” are telling you to do?^o)
DM: *clenches teeth* assalamu alaikum
Aku: ok ok, I confess…my beard…is….a….fake :laugh: *breaks down*
DM: uhh..
okayyy??
Aku: I was bbq’ing the other night and flames shot me in the face—humiliation of my life I tell you…
DM: :X
Aku: …lost all facial hairs, even my eyebrows! *peels eyebrows off to show*
DM: O my… :muddlehea….. bro you can put those back on now
Aku: Autumn Brown was the
ONLY color I could find *sobs*
DM: Doc,
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put them back on! *turns face away*
Aku: *re-sticks them* ok, they’re on..you can look up now
DM: your left eyebrow is crooked a bit :-[
Aku: *with tears in eyes* do you think they look natural?
DM: uhh :X
Aku: well?
DM: yup they do
Aku: *sigh*
Awkward silence
DM: so yea.. I’m going to go now
Aku: bro?
DM: yea?
Aku: if anyone asks…tell them its discoloration of some cheap henna imsad
Kadafi interrupts over the speakers
Kadafi: Will all staff come to the Moderators room for some very essential information concerning the future of LI, that is all.
DM: alhemdulilah


…I mean uhh :X…ok well, salaamu ‘alaikum
Aku: wa’alaikum asalaam
As DM is walking out of Aku’s office, Alpha Dude is seen running down the hallway
Alpha Dude: I’m going to be first in that meeting!! He can’t refuse to promote me this time!!
Al-Zaara: *yells* what if he demotes you instead!?
All of the sudden Alpha Dude hesitates to think about the possibility.
Al-Zaara: dang, I didn’t think he’d actually stop :muddlehea
Maw: omg, look at his eyes…:muddlehea
Al-Zaara: 
oh:

oh: RUN, WOMAN, RUN!
Al-Zaara and Maw attempt to escape Alpha Dude’s raging red eyes as he runs to strangle Al-Zaara by the throat
Aku hears the uproar outside of his office and comes out to act as a mediator
Aku: 
oh: What’s going on here?? ^o)
In the midst of the commotion, everyone stops to stare at Aku
Aku: *covering his eyebrows* what?? Whats wrong?
Alpha Dude: Dude, whats up with your beard? :-\
Aku: oh..my beard? Nothing is wrong with my beard. Why?? Does it look like there’s something wrong with my beard?? You got beef with my beard?? Huh?
Alpha Dude: Geez, no beef doc…just looks different, that’s all. *whispers to Al-Z* where's that dang bear??
Maw: Yea the color, perhaps
Al-Zaara: yea, I know…is that hazelnut brown?
Aku: of course not! *looks down* its autumn brown imsad
Al-Zaara: Whats the diff-- *maw elbows zaraa* I mean…. it looks good bro
Aku: discoloration of henna imsad
Alpha Dude: No Worries, happens to me all the time :sunny:
Al-Zaara: haha
sure it doessss
Before Alpha Dude could reply with a comeback…kadafi returns to the speakers
Kadafi: Al-Zaara, Mawaddah and Alpha Dude, we are WAITING, salaams
Alpha Dude: 
oh: I’m Late!
Al-Zaara: me too, again! Its all your fault! *points finger at Alpha Dude all dramatically*
Maw: stop arguing and lets go!
All three enter into the mod room where there are awkwardly greeted with stares.
Al-Zaara: Gosh Dudette, could your shoes be any louder..
Woodrow: where’s that dratted clickety clack a’comin from?
Al-Zaara: *in a blaming tone* Well its coming from
ALPHA DUDETTE of coarse!
Alpha Dude: *sulks in seat with a red face* :-[
The rest take a seat in the back as kadafi clears his throat and begins.
Kadafi: yes yes, the rumors are true, I must part from LI
Muhammad: NOOOOO!!
Staff starts whispering
Al-Zaara: did he just say “no”…?
Maw: Guess he had a lot inside to let out :-\
Alpha Dude: *squints eyes in reminisce of when he almost got killed by Muhammad* Believe me, that man has more capabilities than you think…:uuh:
‘Ubaydullah comes by to speak to Alpha Dude
‘Ubaydullah: Salaam guys
Mods: Wa’alaikum asalaam
‘Ubaydullah: I heard that since Kadafi is leaving, they might promote zAk as admin cuz he’s been here for a long time
Alpha Dude: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….ha,…zAk taking over LI?….ha!
Alpha suddenly gets smacked in the back of the head by “LI Staff”
*Kadafi’s speech cut short here, everyone gets sad, yada yada yada*
Kadafi: Now as your new Admin, we have brother S!
Muezzin: hmm, reminds me of soup…
‘Ubaydullah: soup…that sounds good right about now
Muezzin: ever had the one with the little letters…FLAME!
Alpha Dude: *disrupting soup convo* Can we
please have a little respect for brother S!?
Gosh! *starts applauding* Brother S! Brother S! Wuhu!
S: You must be Alpha Dude?
Alpha Dude: well yes! Yes, I am! How did you know??
S: Someone told me that you were trying to suck up to get SMod position, is this correct??
Alpha Dude: *dumbfounded* who would--*gasp* it was zAk! Wasn’t it!?
S: I’m not at liberty to discuss—
Alpha Dude: -- did he use his fake accent to lure you in too!? :mmokay:
S: Fake accent??
Alpha: yea, you know…all those unnecessary ‘v’ sounds…:mmokay:
“LI Staff” slowly passes Alpha glaring right back
S: Bro, are you ok?
Alpha: *puts shades on* If I don’t see him, he can’t see me…
S: who?
Alpha: “LI Staff”
S: you know who that is??
Alpha: Everyone knows, but we fear him. :zip:
S: What? Why?
Alpha: Shhhh…I can’t speak any further, I’m being watched. *creeps around the punch bowl*
S: okaaay…
Alpha: I didn’t speak to you, you didn’t speak to me, got it?
S: umm..
Alpha: and if “he” asks if you seen me, reply: “Alpha was not the one that changed his voice and denied you access into the building when you were trying to get through the exterior gates.
S: You denied him access to—
Alpha: Sshhhh…stalkers…
chacha and H4run pop out of no where.
Chacha: ELLO! ELLO!!


H4run: WE HEARD WHAT YOU DID TO LI STAFF!!
Alpha: SHHHH!!!! I didn’t do anything!
Chacha: aww, you don’t have to be modest about it, its ok, we told everyone already!
Alpha: What!?
Chacha: Yea, but no worries, “LI Staff” seems cool with us



H4run: Yea, see look he’s waving…*waves back*
Alpha: Dude that’s not his hand…:scared:
H4run: Sure it is!
Alpha: No,
that’s his hand and that…that’s a cricket bat! :muddlehea
H4run: so it is! I was wondering what happened to his fingers!
Chacha: I think he wants us to join him in a game of cricket!

Alpha: You know, I highly doubt it :muddlehea
LI Staff: *winks*
Alpha: *cringes*
fi aman Allah
w'salaam