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re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
Assalamu Alaikum
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**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts
oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair 
ROOM 4: Muezzin and Woodrow
Woodrow is enjoying the comic section of the newspaper and chuckling to himself.
Muezzin: What is that there *trying to look over at the paper*…the comic section is it?
Woodrow: *gets defensive and moves a bit away* Yep *continues to snigg-er*
Muezzin: Minaz and I would read those together…you know, back in the day…:shade:
Woodrow: That’s nice…
Muezzin: We used to be in the chocolate business…till one time Minaz got attacked by the sisters hehe, it was hilarious! Shoulda seen it…
Woodrow: yeah…Never give chocolates to sisters…*returns to comics*
Muezzin: I wish minaz was here *sigh* imsad
Woodrow: You sound bored.
Muezzin: Bored? Nah…
Woodrow: uhh huh… *reads the politics section*
Muezzin: Then this other time I—
Woodrow: *interrupts* my goodness!! I’m Flabbergasted!oh:
Muezzin: Oh my God!oh: Should I get your pills or something??
Woodrow: Pills?? For what?
Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…oh:
Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??
Muezzin:oh:You said it first!
Woodrow: I never said I had that!
Muezzin: Crap!oh: You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…
Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*
Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!
Muezzin: So whats the deal with your flabbergas situation?? Trying to give me a heart attack or something?? :uuh:
Woodrow: Its “flabbergasted”! just a fancy way us old folks say “shocked”.
Muezzin: Oh. that was embarrassing.
Woodrow: for you, yea.
Muezzin: heh..:-\
Woodrow: I’m feeling for a nice bowl of oatmeal right now..
Muezzin: I’m feeling for some pizza right now :-\
Woodrow: Oatmeal is better for you :sunny:
Muezzin: not for my soul it aint!
Woodrow: nonsense! Think about it, healthy oat grains, fat free, sugarless, saltless—
Muezzin: …Tasteless, sauceless, cheeseless, crustless…
Woodrow: *smirks*
Muezzin: *creeped out* why are you smiling?
Woodrow: Just remembered a story I could tell to the young’ins about getting old.
Muezzin: A story about getting old?? I’ll tell you a story. Right when you think a shower can last you an entire day, you hit fifteen and B.O. starts creeping out from no where…
Muezzin: …I mean winters aren’t that bad, but summers! Dang!
Woodrow: *interrupts the disturbance* Ok ok, that’s enough. I don’t need another trip on memory lane.
Muezzin: And you know its worst when you’re in crowds, like at the masjid right…Now I aint tryin to say anything about anyone, but its like 85% humidity in there and the rest is over applied ‘utur fuming from one direction or the other. Once I about passed out during sujud…it’s like putting yourself under toxic inhalants.
Woodrow: You can stop now…
Muezzin: Well, I’m sure you’ve had experiences like that…haven’t you?
Woodrow: Not lately.
Muezzin: oh..imsad
Woodrow: Well I was going to mention something I noticed in you…
Muezzin: Yea?
Woodrow: No, I shouldn’t say…
Muezzin: yes you can!
Woodrow: ok. Well when you smile…
Muezzin: *smiles big*
Woodrow: yea, like that…I notice that your teeth are losing their luminous shine. Reminds me of what happened before my teeth started falling out…
Muezzin: What? *licks teeth* your teeth fell out?
Woodrow: Yep. Its true.
Muezzin: But I brush them everyday…I floss too!
Woodrow: So did I and look what happened *takes out dentures and gives a teethless smile*
Muezzin: :muddlehea I think I’m going blind…
Woodrow: see, look at that tooth of yours right there..
Muezzin: What!? Where!? Which one!??
Woodrow: Is that front tooth wiggling? Why yes, I think it is!
Muezzin: *feels teeth while running to the bathroom*
Woodrow: heh heh heh…;D *returns to newspaper*
fi aman Allah
w'salaam
Assalamu Alaikum
I just do it for fun.
lol, wa iyaki hun.
Not all of them! lol, Bro Alpha, Iqram, and Woodrow are probably the ones I really went far out with :X sorrryyy!!
ahem, we really dont need to know what the actual bros think...*cough* :X
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**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts
oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair PART VIII-V
ROOM 4: Muezzin and Woodrow
Woodrow is enjoying the comic section of the newspaper and chuckling to himself.
Muezzin: What is that there *trying to look over at the paper*…the comic section is it?
Woodrow: *gets defensive and moves a bit away* Yep *continues to snigg-er*
Muezzin: Minaz and I would read those together…you know, back in the day…:shade:
Woodrow: That’s nice…
Muezzin: We used to be in the chocolate business…till one time Minaz got attacked by the sisters hehe, it was hilarious! Shoulda seen it…
Woodrow: yeah…Never give chocolates to sisters…*returns to comics*
Muezzin: I wish minaz was here *sigh* imsad
Woodrow: You sound bored.
Muezzin: Bored? Nah…
Woodrow: uhh huh… *reads the politics section*
Muezzin: Then this other time I—
Woodrow: *interrupts* my goodness!! I’m Flabbergasted!
oh:Muezzin: Oh my God!
oh: Should I get your pills or something??Woodrow: Pills?? For what?
Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…
oh:Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??
Muezzin:
oh:You said it first!Woodrow: I never said I had that!
Muezzin: Crap!
oh: You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*
Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!
Muezzin: So whats the deal with your flabbergas situation?? Trying to give me a heart attack or something?? :uuh:
Woodrow: Its “flabbergasted”! just a fancy way us old folks say “shocked”.
Muezzin: Oh. that was embarrassing.
Woodrow: for you, yea.
Muezzin: heh..:-\
Woodrow: I’m feeling for a nice bowl of oatmeal right now..
Muezzin: I’m feeling for some pizza right now :-\
Woodrow: Oatmeal is better for you :sunny:
Muezzin: not for my soul it aint!
Woodrow: nonsense! Think about it, healthy oat grains, fat free, sugarless, saltless—
Muezzin: …Tasteless, sauceless, cheeseless, crustless…
Woodrow: *smirks*
Muezzin: *creeped out* why are you smiling?
Woodrow: Just remembered a story I could tell to the young’ins about getting old.
Muezzin: A story about getting old?? I’ll tell you a story. Right when you think a shower can last you an entire day, you hit fifteen and B.O. starts creeping out from no where…
Muezzin: …I mean winters aren’t that bad, but summers! Dang!
Woodrow: *interrupts the disturbance* Ok ok, that’s enough. I don’t need another trip on memory lane.
Muezzin: And you know its worst when you’re in crowds, like at the masjid right…Now I aint tryin to say anything about anyone, but its like 85% humidity in there and the rest is over applied ‘utur fuming from one direction or the other. Once I about passed out during sujud…it’s like putting yourself under toxic inhalants.
Woodrow: You can stop now…
Muezzin: Well, I’m sure you’ve had experiences like that…haven’t you?
Woodrow: Not lately.
Muezzin: oh..imsad
Woodrow: Well I was going to mention something I noticed in you…
Muezzin: Yea?
Woodrow: No, I shouldn’t say…
Muezzin: yes you can!
Woodrow: ok. Well when you smile…
Muezzin: *smiles big*
Woodrow: yea, like that…I notice that your teeth are losing their luminous shine. Reminds me of what happened before my teeth started falling out…
Muezzin: What? *licks teeth* your teeth fell out?
Woodrow: Yep. Its true.
Muezzin: But I brush them everyday…I floss too!
Woodrow: So did I and look what happened *takes out dentures and gives a teethless smile*
Muezzin: :muddlehea I think I’m going blind…
Woodrow: see, look at that tooth of yours right there..
Muezzin: What!? Where!? Which one!??
Woodrow: Is that front tooth wiggling? Why yes, I think it is!
Muezzin: *feels teeth while running to the bathroom*
Woodrow: heh heh heh…;D *returns to newspaper*
fi aman Allah
w'salaam
That was an excellent script! Captured the true femininity in me 
