"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Sisters Per.... and Qurratul Ayn in the LI Staff Room.

Woodrow: Ok sisters... are you both sisters? Your name is QA and your is Perifluff or something. We have got information that you know something about those ghosts in LI. What you can say?

Beardo: Where is my red singing biryani?

Pearl: Here is the plate of Bombay red biryani... but... it doesn´t sing.

zAk: Why I need to be here? :ermm: I got report that sister and brother have been together in the basement without mahram. Isn´t that haram? They have had something with some bats. The bats might be radioactive ones or communists or zionists... aren´t they all same? Shouldn´t we ban them? Isn´t it against the Rules? :hmm:

Woodrow: Yes yes but we don´t know who they were last night. These sisters may know they names. So can you tell to us anything? Did you hear voices from the basement?

Per... No no I didn´t hear anything! I am innocent.

Qurratul Ayn: I have spaghetti bolognese to you. Sorry there is some tomato sauce... thats why it is red. From Italy.

Beardo: Spaghetti Bolognese? Has it Parmesani cheese too?

Qurratul Ayn: Yes sure.

Woodrow: Back to bats now please. Have you ever listened word Hattivatti?

Qurratul Ayn and Periw: NO NO NEVER! Is biryani ok now and tomato sauce?

zAk: Ever heard here in LI song as Internationale?

Sisters: No we are listening just the Quran. What is Internationale anyways?

Woodrow: Ok take some coffee... I made it at home.

Qurratul Ayn: (drinks and starts to cough) This is very dark... strong... and why in my cup has black hairs?

Woodrow: (oh no that kitten again!)

zAk: we better leave br Beardo to eat and continue to looking those animals... bats... hey what was this one what is flying around my head right now?
 
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^ I am humbled that you have included me, my precious, darling sister harb

That sure did crack me up...


 
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lol good one sis harb :D

btw umm the bro writes his name like this ----> zAk :p

zak looked kinda weird :p
 
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Ok wait next part of the basement story. Did radioactive bat bite Zak to the head or not. If yes, then Zak might be radioactive too... and the basement might be more surprises... like some snoring monsters.

:phew
 
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In the most dusty part of the basement of the LI snorring just stops. What is going on there? Snoring monster, Snorry has woke up. It like to eats old blankets, socks and school books and now it is hungry. Biryani... Hattivatti bats whose smell as biryani now...

Snorry wakes up, knows where this smell comes and starts to go to the stairs. Somewhere is LI Staff room and smelling biryani. And bats too.

In the LI Staff Room:

zAk: (screaming) TAKE THEM AWAY FROM MY HEAD! JUST TAKE THEM AWAY! THEY WANNA EAT MY HEAD! THEY ARE SOME KIND OF ZOMBIES!

Woodrow: Calm down zAk. They are red ghosts... actually same as zinns... they are not really exist.

zAk: BUT THEY TRY TO EAT MY BRAINS! What is that one just coming from the door? It smells as old socks!

Woodrow: Try to calm. I think it is a monster. No problem any more.

zAk: A MONSTER? NO PROBLEM?

Sisters: We better run away... zombies and monsters and radioactive ghost bats here...

Snorry eats all bats and *burp*, then wabble back to the basement.

Beardo: That what ever ate my biryani too! And tomato sauce! I want more!

Woodrow: :uuh: Where is all my coffee? My kitten in it... and whose were those members whose let those zombies here? Where are sisters? that KA and Persomething?
 
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(From the basement of LI: sister harb and brother Futuwwa have teached red singing hattivatti bats singing by Arabic.)

:D

Story will continue...
 
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Choir of red hattivattis:


Sister harb and brother Futuwwa: Yei! Now they sing by arabic!

They also will make revolution in LI! Red singing hattivatti ghosts!

Sister Harb: And they also smell biryani. Bombay biryani.
 
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‎IAmZamzam: I want to talk with LI Staff!!!!I want ! I have something important to tell!!!!!

Woodrow: Ok Here you are. Do you know something about my kittens?

‎IAmZamzam; Kittens? Do they sing too?

Woodrow: No. They say as meauw.

‎IAmZamzam: But I hear voices here. They don´t say that!

Woodrow: You hear voices?

‎IAmZamzam: Yes! Voices!

Beardo: Hey whats going on here? I have member who tells he hear voices from the basement of LI.

GuestFellow: I swear! I hear voices from the basement of LI! Also I know someone is making there sweet pumpkin soup. It is yummy! I wanna go to there!

Woodrow: :heated: Food again...
 
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Pumpkin soup :s I would pass

Y can't someone make chicken corn soup ?? The my fav n its v easy to make :)
 
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And seeing that the time had come, Futuwwa went to the main control console. In the middle, there was a single red switch on a raised section of panel. Under it was a label on which it read
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ISLAMIC COMMUNISM
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Futuwwa pulled the switch. For an instant, everything was eerily silent. Then, the mobilization began. The red hattivattis fell into single file and passed under a mobilization terminal where a pair of servo-arms put a furry hat on its head, while another servo-arm simultaneously handed it a bayoneted AK-47 assault rifle. After all had passed through, they fell into closed order. Suddenly, the basement doors were blown apart, the Warszawianka started playing, and the hattivattis surged out. The Revolution had begun.
 
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Sister Harb: Ok I have AK 47 now and Snorry comes just I will whistle. What you have there?

Futuwwa: Apples.

Sister Harb: Apples? Do we make revolution here by one riffle and apples?

Futuwwa: But I am pasifist! I want to use only apples!

Sister Harb: I am pasifist too! Take this weapon away from me!

Futuwwa: Ok ok. They don´t believe that any muslims would make revolution by apples and using monster during next weekend. The Easter... By the way... from who you got that AK?

Sister Harb: Didn´t I tell you? I am member of PFLP.

Futuwwa: What?

Sister Harb: Popular Front of Liberation of Palestine. They are marxist. Reds! Communist! Isn´t that logical?

:phew
 
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Glo knocking the door of LI Staff Room.

Glo: Help me! Please help me! Open the door now! Someone attacked!

Woodrow: Who is there please?

Glo: Glo here! Someone ate my socks and threw apple to my head! It hurted.

Woodrow: (opening the door) Ok ok. Ate your socks? From your feet? Apple?

Glo: *snif* Yes yes what is going on here? I want to spend long weekend with family and here is some apple terrorist...

Woodrow: What that person looked who ate your apple?

Glo: No apple! My socks! He had black mask on the face... I mean that apple.

Woodrow: Apple had mask and face?

Glo: Yes that one who threw it apple! Who ate my socks looked like an animal. Like dinosaur maybe.

Woodrow: Did you saw any bats?

Glo: No no bats. Just apple and dinosaur.

Woodrow: Ok. Calm down now. We in the LI Staff end this mess soon. Have a nice weekend and don´t worry. (What an earth here is going on? apples, socks, bats, dinosaurs...)
 
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I have already continue to this story... by apples and possible dinosaur.

:D
 
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Somewhere in the basements of the LI:

Sister Harb: Did you really threw an apple to glos´head? What? And you said you are pasifist?

Futuwwa: Yes. This is revolution...

SH: But you are pasifist! Do not hurt others...

F: I tried to threw Snorry when it attacked against her feet. I didn´t know it only wanted those socks.

SH: Snorry doesn´t eat people at all. Just socks, old school books and some mittens. Only from the right hand mittens.

F: Ok ok do we make this revolution this night?

SH: Sure we do, with bats, Snorry, apples...

:shade:
 
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Sister Harb: Are you sure this is right door now?

Futuwwa: Sure! You have Snorry and radioactive... I mean red bats and bag of appless. Open the door and thow appless. RUN!

Sister Harb opens the door, sends Snorry and bats and thows appless...

And comes back.

Sister Harb: It was sisters toilet. Empty one. Should I go there and pick all apples back to bag or ask Snorry eats them?

^o)

Futuwwa: Ok wrong door...
 

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