"Behind the Scenes" of IB
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^Eatin wivout meee now huh? imsad And Tea and Cookies! Hmph.
oh:
^Vell, vell, vell, I vas wonderin where those Cookies of mine were! :hmm: ;D
^Eatin wivout meee now huh? imsad And Tea and Cookies! Hmph.
oh: ^Vell, vell, vell, I vas wonderin where those Cookies of mine were! :hmm: ;D
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Since my last wan got dun, Ima do anuva wan, please dun be childish n dun tek offence please! Tis jus a joke,
Brothers Guven and Mikayeel are at the Li refectory:
Güven: I’d like some chips, mushy peas and tomato soup please!
*here you go*
Güven: Thank you very much =)
Mikayeel: Err just chewing gum thanks
*there you are*
Mikayeel: Cheers =D
Güven: *Looks at Mikayeel oddly*
Mikayeel: …What? I’m not hungry! * Takes out gum, chucks wrapper on the floor, chews gum slowly while staring back at Guven*
Güven: Pick that wrapper up! =@
Mikayeel: Hmpfh, Okay nature boy!
Güven: Proud to be a nature boy =P Thank you very much, at least I don’t muck up the world,
[A waiter comes to see what all the fuss is about]
Waiter #1: Can I assist you both
Both: No!
Waiter #2: Is there a problem?
Mikayeel: Yeah, my environmentally friendly brother found a fly in his soup *Grin*
Güven: Did not!
Mikayeel: Did too! *gleeful smile*
Güven: *Stands up* DID NOT!
Mikayeel: *Stands up* DID TOO!
[Some time later, the waiters #1 & #2 also known as Saifur-Rahmaan and Abdul-Baari got so fed up, so they quit, the end]
Please Li staff, you needa stop deleting my posts, else my post count will never increase =(
Since my last wan got dun, Ima do anuva wan, please dun be childish n dun tek offence please! Tis jus a joke,
Brothers Guven and Mikayeel are at the Li refectory:
Güven: I’d like some chips, mushy peas and tomato soup please!
*here you go*
Güven: Thank you very much =)
Mikayeel: Err just chewing gum thanks
*there you are*
Mikayeel: Cheers =D
Güven: *Looks at Mikayeel oddly*
Mikayeel: …What? I’m not hungry! * Takes out gum, chucks wrapper on the floor, chews gum slowly while staring back at Guven*
Güven: Pick that wrapper up! =@
Mikayeel: Hmpfh, Okay nature boy!
Güven: Proud to be a nature boy =P Thank you very much, at least I don’t muck up the world,
[A waiter comes to see what all the fuss is about]
Waiter #1: Can I assist you both
Both: No!
Waiter #2: Is there a problem?
Mikayeel: Yeah, my environmentally friendly brother found a fly in his soup *Grin*
Güven: Did not!
Mikayeel: Did too! *gleeful smile*
Güven: *Stands up* DID NOT!
Mikayeel: *Stands up* DID TOO!
[Some time later, the waiters #1 & #2 also known as Saifur-Rahmaan and Abdul-Baari got so fed up, so they quit, the end]
Please Li staff, you needa stop deleting my posts, else my post count will never increase =(
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No please do wan, am so bored, ima fall asleep or go on facebook agen Lol! Na wait gonna be youtube dis tym, ran out ov ppls faces to comment on, ;D
No please do wan, am so bored, ima fall asleep or go on facebook agen Lol! Na wait gonna be youtube dis tym, ran out ov ppls faces to comment on, ;D
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;D You little! Hahaha.. Oh honey, the gals wouldn't have been screaming out of fear then! *wink wink* Hahaha ;D (inside joke)
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re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
I can imagine you and Hamz having small fights like that Lol, I wonder if that really happens?
I can't write though, you can continue, or write your own wan,
Who can know you better than yourself? =)
Reply on Youtube this place is putting me to sleep!
LOL ;D nice one ! but that was soooo short
I can imagine you and Hamz having small fights like that Lol, I wonder if that really happens?
I can't write though, you can continue, or write your own wan,
Who can know you better than yourself? =)
Reply on Youtube this place is putting me to sleep!
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lol i will make another one if i can think one:exhausted
InshaAllah !
lol i will make another one if i can think one:exhausted
InshaAllah !
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lolll nature boy ;D
lolll nature boy ;D
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this thread got 5 stars ,never close it ....i got brief introduction about forums bro and sisters ....cool thread
this thread got 5 stars ,never close it ....i got brief introduction about forums bro and sisters ....cool thread
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Right, I should actually be doing work, but I got bored and thought I'd try something....
JolieFleur and Musaafir have broken into the LI headquarters and are trying really hard to blend into the wall.
Musaafir: What are we doing here again?
Jolie: Sssh! Why can't you learn to be quiet?
Musaafir :*Whispering* Why ARE we here again?
Jolie: We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Musaafir: Oh. How are you going to do that?
Jolie: We're going to turn everyone into fish.
Musaafir: What's that going to achieve?
Jolie: I don't know. I thought it was a good idea at the time. Sshh! hide against the wall. Someone's coming!
Musaafir: If I hide into the wall I'mma disappear!
Jolie: SHUT UP!
Pk#_2 has entered the building wearing a supersuit with PK written on the front
Musaafir: Hey aren't you *cough*cough*cough*?
PK rounds on Musaafir: What are YOU doing here?!!! And stop calling me that!!
Musaafir: Well, weren't you *cough*cough*cough* before?
PK: What’s wrong with you and why are you following me?
In the meanwhile Jolie’s banging her head against the wall thinking Why did she bring Musaafir with her?
Jolie: Why did I bring you with me?
Musaafir: Coz I gave you fish flavoured chocolate.
Jolie: Oh why am I such a fish?
PK: What are YOU doing here?
Jolie: I came to take over the world and brang Musaafir along coz I wasn’t thinking straight.
Musaafir : HEY!! That’s not fair. I was thinking straight
PK and Jolie look at each other. Yep they’re both thinking the same. There’s something wrong with this girl.
Jolie: Anyway, what are you doing here? And what’s with the clothes? You look like superman.
PK: Sshh! It’s my disguise.
Jolie: Like anyone’s NOT gonna guess who you are. It says PK all over it.
PK: That’s part of the disguise! *said with finger rubbing side of nose, missing and entering nose instead.
Jolie and Musaafir look at each other thinking this girls even weirder than they thought.
PK: Anyway, must dash! So much to do and so little time!
Jolie: Since when did you become all posh?
PK ignores her and disappears.
Musaafir: That was *cough*cough*cough* right?
Jolie: I don’t what you’re going on about, let’s go!
Both start crabwalking down the corridor, don’t ask me why, they just felt like it.
Outside the LI control room.
Jolie: Right, you know what to do now don’t you?
Musaafir: Nope.
Jolie: You can stand up now! Ah you’re so frustrating!!
Musaafir stands up and tries to blend in with wall: Thank you!
Jolie: ^o)
Crazy lady appears out of nowhere. Jolie and Musaafir look at her with googly eyes.
Musaafir: Hey! You’ve appeared out of nowhere!
Crazy: Nope, I just logged in
Jolie: What do you mean you just logged in? It took me weeks to find out how to get in here.
Crazy: Well, I typed in the address and then I…..
Jolie: I know what logging in is. How did you get HERE??!!
Crazy: I dunno, I just appeared innit? Besides me and Musaafir were gonna break into a….
Jolie looks at Musaafir suspiciously: Where were you two going to break into?
Musaafir looking clueless: I don’t know, she wanted to.
Crazy: Excuse me! You wanted to break into dictionary headquarters and change the meaning to
Musaafir: No you changed the meaning…
Crazy: I said it should be…
(And the argument would’ve carried on if Jolie didn’t step in just then..)
Jolie: Right, can we carry on with what we came to do?
Crazy(looking all suspicious): What were you going to do?
Jolie whispers into Crazy’s ears, causing her eyes to widen at what she was hearing, while Musaafir tries to crabwalk again.
Crazy: WOW! That’s an excellent idea! I’m game! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then me and Musaafir can change the meaning to ANYTHING we want.
Musaafir: I’m confuzzled. What does being a fish have to do with changing meanings?
Jolie and Crazy don’t bother trying to explain…
Suddenly they hear a BANG!
I’m bored now…can someone come up with something…
Right, I should actually be doing work, but I got bored and thought I'd try something....
JolieFleur and Musaafir have broken into the LI headquarters and are trying really hard to blend into the wall.
Musaafir: What are we doing here again?
Jolie: Sssh! Why can't you learn to be quiet?
Musaafir :*Whispering* Why ARE we here again?
Jolie: We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Musaafir: Oh. How are you going to do that?
Jolie: We're going to turn everyone into fish.
Musaafir: What's that going to achieve?
Jolie: I don't know. I thought it was a good idea at the time. Sshh! hide against the wall. Someone's coming!
Musaafir: If I hide into the wall I'mma disappear!
Jolie: SHUT UP!
Pk#_2 has entered the building wearing a supersuit with PK written on the front
Musaafir: Hey aren't you *cough*cough*cough*?
PK rounds on Musaafir: What are YOU doing here?!!! And stop calling me that!!
Musaafir: Well, weren't you *cough*cough*cough* before?
PK: What’s wrong with you and why are you following me?
In the meanwhile Jolie’s banging her head against the wall thinking Why did she bring Musaafir with her?
Jolie: Why did I bring you with me?
Musaafir: Coz I gave you fish flavoured chocolate.
Jolie: Oh why am I such a fish?
PK: What are YOU doing here?
Jolie: I came to take over the world and brang Musaafir along coz I wasn’t thinking straight.
Musaafir : HEY!! That’s not fair. I was thinking straight
PK and Jolie look at each other. Yep they’re both thinking the same. There’s something wrong with this girl.
Jolie: Anyway, what are you doing here? And what’s with the clothes? You look like superman.
PK: Sshh! It’s my disguise.
Jolie: Like anyone’s NOT gonna guess who you are. It says PK all over it.
PK: That’s part of the disguise! *said with finger rubbing side of nose, missing and entering nose instead.
Jolie and Musaafir look at each other thinking this girls even weirder than they thought.
PK: Anyway, must dash! So much to do and so little time!
Jolie: Since when did you become all posh?
PK ignores her and disappears.
Musaafir: That was *cough*cough*cough* right?
Jolie: I don’t what you’re going on about, let’s go!
Both start crabwalking down the corridor, don’t ask me why, they just felt like it.
Outside the LI control room.
Jolie: Right, you know what to do now don’t you?
Musaafir: Nope.
Jolie: You can stand up now! Ah you’re so frustrating!!
Musaafir stands up and tries to blend in with wall: Thank you!
Jolie: ^o)
Crazy lady appears out of nowhere. Jolie and Musaafir look at her with googly eyes.
Musaafir: Hey! You’ve appeared out of nowhere!
Crazy: Nope, I just logged in
Jolie: What do you mean you just logged in? It took me weeks to find out how to get in here.
Crazy: Well, I typed in the address and then I…..
Jolie: I know what logging in is. How did you get HERE??!!
Crazy: I dunno, I just appeared innit? Besides me and Musaafir were gonna break into a….
Jolie looks at Musaafir suspiciously: Where were you two going to break into?
Musaafir looking clueless: I don’t know, she wanted to.
Crazy: Excuse me! You wanted to break into dictionary headquarters and change the meaning to
Musaafir: No you changed the meaning…
Crazy: I said it should be…
(And the argument would’ve carried on if Jolie didn’t step in just then..)
Jolie: Right, can we carry on with what we came to do?
Crazy(looking all suspicious): What were you going to do?
Jolie whispers into Crazy’s ears, causing her eyes to widen at what she was hearing, while Musaafir tries to crabwalk again.
Crazy: WOW! That’s an excellent idea! I’m game! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then me and Musaafir can change the meaning to ANYTHING we want.
Musaafir: I’m confuzzled. What does being a fish have to do with changing meanings?
Jolie and Crazy don’t bother trying to explain…
Suddenly they hear a BANG!
I’m bored now…can someone come up with something…
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I dunno, Jolie likes Fish and she thinks i like them too...:muddlehea
I dunno, Jolie likes Fish and she thinks i like them too...:muddlehea
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Ameenah*: OMG is she ok?
They all look at Jolie Fluerwho is laying in the corner uncautios *how ever you spell it
Crazy_Lady: I think she was bit by the spider. imsad Jolie wake up, i'll....i'll give you cookies if you do
sisters: ^o)
Crazy_Lady: :-[
Saya: how are we gona get to her? That spider is like gaurding her we can't get any close.
Jawharah: OMG! OMG!oh:
sisters: what?!
Jawharah: *snifs* its a black widow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all of a sudden they hear sirens
Najla: what's going on?
amani: I called an ambulance while you guys were all standing there :hmm:
*BANG BANG BANG*
Some one shouts: OPEN THE DOOR!
Sisters run around grabbing their hijabs and niqabs.
The person: HURRY UP IN THERE!!
Jawharah: Its a man!oh: We're not suppose to let any males get into the sisters section! :-\
Crazy_Lady: but...but what about my nemo? *shnifs*
amani: Jawharah just open it, :-\
Ameenah: Hurry up Jawharah! we can't afford to loose a great sister like her
Jawharah opens it and three men come inside, a couple of members are standing outside wondering whats going on.
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A few hours later:
Muhammed: Did you hear sister Jolie Fleur was bitten by a black widow spider. Make Dua that she recovers inshallah, we're hoping that the doctors can cure her, however Allah is the main Doctor and we should ask him for his help first. so please don't forget to make dua. *He Leaves after giving the message to his mods*
Ameenah is still
Jawharah: imsad
Aisha: is sitting alone making sincere dua
Brother moderaters: Inalillah wa ina ilayhi raji3oon :-\
To Be continued*
Ameenah*: OMG is she ok?
They all look at Jolie Fluerwho is laying in the corner uncautios *how ever you spell it
Crazy_Lady: I think she was bit by the spider. imsad Jolie wake up, i'll....i'll give you cookies if you do
sisters: ^o)
Crazy_Lady: :-[
Saya: how are we gona get to her? That spider is like gaurding her we can't get any close.
Jawharah: OMG! OMG!
oh:sisters: what?!
Jawharah: *snifs* its a black widow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all of a sudden they hear sirens
Najla: what's going on?
amani: I called an ambulance while you guys were all standing there :hmm:
*BANG BANG BANG*
Some one shouts: OPEN THE DOOR!
Sisters run around grabbing their hijabs and niqabs.
The person: HURRY UP IN THERE!!
Jawharah: Its a man!
oh: We're not suppose to let any males get into the sisters section! :-\Crazy_Lady: but...but what about my nemo? *shnifs*
amani: Jawharah just open it, :-\
Ameenah: Hurry up Jawharah! we can't afford to loose a great sister like her
Jawharah opens it and three men come inside, a couple of members are standing outside wondering whats going on.
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A few hours later:
Muhammed: Did you hear sister Jolie Fleur was bitten by a black widow spider. Make Dua that she recovers inshallah, we're hoping that the doctors can cure her, however Allah is the main Doctor and we should ask him for his help first. so please don't forget to make dua. *He Leaves after giving the message to his mods*
Ameenah is still
Jawharah: imsad
Aisha: is sitting alone making sincere dua
Brother moderaters: Inalillah wa ina ilayhi raji3oon :-\
To Be continued*