"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Assalamu Alaikum

Or me as I'm a kid. And when are those scripts going to get posted whenni lost my humour?:D

haha :D No course not!! how bout when ur 50! :ooh: m j/k :D I take so long cuz I try to make em perfect *sigh* I have paranoia. Plus, I added u in :D

And here's all of the scripts combined (which will also be added to the first post in this thread). I'm going to do one final script after this one, inshallah, and afterwards I think I'm done writing more scripts lol, m getting old! Also, for anyone who wants to help make this thread more organized, u can PM me the links to all of your scripts and inshallah I'll hv a mod add that to the first post so that people can differentiate between the different scripts since it may get confusing.

Link to Part V

Link to Part VI

On the following scripts, ignore the part number...typos :X, I miscounted

Link to Part VII

Link to Part VIII

Link to Part IX-I

Link to Part IX-II

Link to Part IX-III

Link to Part IX-IV

Link to Part IX-V

Link to Part IX-VI

Link to Part IX-VII (Part IX-VII Can Only be viewed by members of the Sister's Section)


CHARACTERS IN THIS SCENE

Head Admins:

None Featured in this Scene

Administrators of LI (shades included of course):

Abu Sayyad
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:

Aamirsaab
The Moderators, or "Orangies"

Alpha Dude
Chacha_Jalebi
LI Members:
Yanal
Al-Zaara
Takumi
H4run
Anonymous_Gender

PART X

Because of the very exhausting and somewhat poignant week, all members were told to report to the Distress Services Building to speak of their experiences. They all report to room 140, and sit down on metal fold up chair arranged in a circle.

Takumi: I’m already feeling some excessively emotional vibes. Let’s start off with introducing ourselves, and then sharing our problems. I’ll start off. My name is Takumi, M.D., and I’m the director of this facility and the author of the “How Not To Be Too Emotional” guide. I am here to help you help yourselves and each other. If you need to speak, don’t do it out of turn. Instead, please raise your hand silently like so *raises hand silently* and wait to be called upon by me.

Takumi: Before we continue, I insist on removing a few individuals from the group because their emotional reactions are due to natural circumstances, unlike the rest. Those that will remain are: Al-Zaara, Chacha_Jalebi, H4run, Alpha Dude, Yanal, Aamirsaab, and Abu Sayyad


Now lets start off with you, sister *hand-points to Al-Zaara*

Al-Zaara: We-eeeel my name is Al-Zaara

Takumi: Group?

Group: Salaam Al-Zaara!!

Chacha: *solo* Elo Ello! :D:D

Takumi: You’re overly giddy, ^o) next time respond with the rest of the group.

Chacha: imsad

Alpha: *mumbles* I don’t have a problem, and I don’t even know why I’m here. :mmokay:

Takumi: One more sassy comment like that, young man, and I’ll refer you to the mental facility :mad:…now please sister, continue :sunny:

Al-Zaara: Even though some of us here are in denial *looks at Alpha Dude* I however will not hold back any emotional distress!

Takumi: Group?

Group: *claps and applauds* That’s right sister!!

Alpha: *sarcastically mimicking Zaara to himself* I however *sniff sniff* will not hold back any distress, wah wah wah *rolls eyes*

Takumi: Sister, can you hold that thought for a moment :sunny: I believe a certain individual should go first instead :mmokay:.

Al-Zaara: Oh that’s quite alright, I understand that “some” people *looks over at Alpha Dude* need more attention than others :sunny:

Alpha: :mmokay:

Takumi: You sir, are emotionally unbalanced! Now I don’t know what your exact problem is, but you’re just going to have to wait your turn just like the rest of the group! *he continues by telling it like it is :p*

Alpha: Fine, I’ll sit quietly till it’s “my turn”.

Takumi: That’s all I ask. Now, I’m going to go for a short coffee break. Please speak amongst yourselves until I come back. There’s a snack bar in the back if you want to help yourselves.

Takumi goes to his coffee break whilst the members are left unsupervised



Yanal: I think we already know each other, I don’t understand why we have to introduce ourselves…

Alpha: That’s exactly what I’m saying!

Al-Zaara: Not true, we don’t know everyone in here.

Yanal: Well everyone except one person…*looks over to Anonymous_Gender*

Group: *all staring at anonymous gender who is sitting quietly without movement*

H4run: Maybe it’s a dummy :D

Chacha: Nah, it couldn’t be!

H4run: It has to be! *goes up to poke it*

Anonymous Gender: Hi

H4run: :ooh:

Chacha
: See :D

Aamirsaab: Well…what is it?

Alpha: Someone with a bag over his head…Bag man :shade:

Anonymous_Gender: I’d like to be reffered to as Anonymous_Gender.

H4run: :uuh: Anonymous…gender?? Aint you in the wrong facility then? :D :D :X

Chacha: Wait, I think I know who that is!

Alpha: Must be zAk :mmokay:

Anonymous_Gender: Please, if you know who I am, don’t say anything imsad

Chacha: Pshhhhh! Lolli, is that you!!??? :D :p :D

Anonymous_Gender: No. *tries to change the subject* I’m going to get a cookie, anyone want one?

H4run: ahahaaa, nah bro, it has to be Fishy!! (i.e. Fishman)

Anonymous_Gender: Why do you assume I’m a brother??

Chacha: cuz of your voice duh :p :D:D

H4run: why shouldn’t we assume? You are a brother, aren’t you? :muddlehea

Anonymous_Gender: *silent*

Chacha: Right?

Anonymous_Gender: *silent*

Everyone stares waiting for a response.

H4run: Omg! We were talking to a sister…with a manly voice! *lower gaze*

Chacha: Astughfirallah! :ooh:


H4run: And she tried to offer us cookies!

Chacha: Fitnah cookies!!!! And you poked her!!

H4run: Darn these fitnafied fingers!!

Abu Sayyad: :ooh: and you know the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) explained: “If one of you were to be stabbed in the head with a piece of iron it would be better for him than if he were to touch a woman whom it is not permissible for him to touch.” (Reported by al-Tabaraani; see also Saheeh al-Jaami’, 5045).

H4run: :’( I shall burn in hell-fire! Forgive us sister…we apologize!

Chacha: Omg, bruv!! You’re STILL talking to her! *lowering gaze*

H4run: Oh Allah, forgive me! imsad!

Chacha: And the ummah ameen!!

Group: Ameen!!

Anonymous_Gender: :mmokay: Stop it, you’re embarrassing me. I’m a brother!

H4run: How can you be embarrassed?? You’re anonymous :’(

Anonymous_Gender
: Fine then, I’m embarrassed FOR YOU.

Chacha: oh phew! manz got scared!

H4run: ok then, I’ll take that cookie you offered :D

Takumi returns

Takumi: *waves hands around in the air* wow, the vibes have gotten stronger

Alpha: *rolls eyes*

Takumi: Ok, lets begin…first off-- Alpha.

Alpha: My name is Alpha and ever since I came here, these two *points to chacha and h4run*…

Chacha & H4run: :D aww

Alpha: …:mmokay: continue to ruin my life!

Takumi: I see. I believe “ruin my life” is an overly emotional statement, but I will go along with it. How have these two *air quotes* “ruined” your “life”?

Alpha: Well, they go everywhere I go, they pop out of nowhere! And there’s never a day where someone’s not arguing!

Takumi: Arguments are a way of releasing stress hormones, there’s nothing wrong with a healthy argument every day.

Alpha: You’re on their side, nothing new anyways…*sigh*

Takumi: Emotion has no sides…now let’s hear their point of view. Brothers?

Chacha: Chacha’s the name! :D

H4run: and I’m Harun! :p

Takumi: Group?

Group: Salaam Chacha and H4run!

Al-Zaara: Gosh this is so boring!

Alpha Dude: :ooh: Did you hear her!?

Takumi: I very well did. Sister Al-Zaara is healing from the inside.

Alpha: But when I commented you yelled at me!

Takumi: Brother please be respectful, it’s someone else’s turn now!

Al-Zaara: *looks at alpha* snitch :mmokay:

Takumi: Brother h4run, do you have any problems with Brother Chacha?

H4run: Oh nooo of course not :D, we’re like BFFs!

Chacha: Awww!!

H4run: Howev-errrrr…The other day I realized that Chacha’s been hiding something from me!

Takumi: Disgraceful!

Chacha: :ooh:

Takumi: *interested* Please continue…

H4run
: There’s a niqaabi that lives down the street right…

Aamirsaab: *raises hand*

Takumi
: Yes brother?

Aamirsaab: Is he talking about Sister Yasmine??

Chacha: :ooh: you know her??

Aamirsaab
: Well…yea, but bro…I didn’t know you were into those kind of women :muddlehea

Chacha: There’s nothing wrong with sister Yasmine! I’ve seen her around uni and her dad is soo nice!

Aamirsaab: Her dad is like 72…all elderly people are nice :-\

Chacha: *daydreams* She walks with such natural flair! And so very respected!

Aamirsaab: Were you ever in her class?

Chacha: No, but I always find her in this poetry class around 2pm…but *sigh* I’m not poetic imsad

Aamirsaab: She’s always there because she teaches the class…

H4run: Ahahaha, no way!

Chacha: A teacher?? And at such a young age! :ooh: Mashallah!

H4run: hahaha

Chacha: Why are you laughing??

H4run: :X

Aamirsaab: :X

Chacha: Whattt, tell me! aamirsaab, omg are you related to her or something??

Aamirsaab: No, but I’ve had her class :X

Chacha: Then??

Takumi: Brother, tell us if you have any information concerning this.

Aamirsaab: How do I say this…

Chacha: Spill!

Aamirsaab: the sister is like 55 years old :X

Chacha
: Impossible! :ooh:

Aamrisaab: possible. She’s a niqaabi…so you probably couldn’t tell from a distance.

Chacha: *overwhelmed*

Takumi: It’s alright brother. We all go through such situations some time in our lives.

H4run: Never happened to me :D

Aamirsaab: neither me!

Yanal: As if it could ever happen to me—

Al-zaara: Yea..nothing like that ever happened to me!

Alpha: or me :D

Al-zaara: No, actually I could see it happening to you :D

Alpha
: :mad:

Takumi: Group!

Group: :X

Takumi: Brother H4run, do you have any other comments to add?

H4run: No, I think we’ve been through enough today, I’ll just leave it as that. No need to add salt on open wounds :D Forgive and forget innit ;D

Chacha
: :cry:

Takumi: Ok…so who wants to be next?

Group: *looks over to anonymous gender*

Takumi: how about you?

Anonymous_Gender
: I’m Anonymous_Gender, as everyone already knows.

Takumi: oh? What is your issue…umm brother? sister?

Anonymous_Gender: I once spent a day as a woman.

H4run: :muddlehea

Chacha: *whispers to h4run* you ate her fitnah cookie too :X

Anonymous_Gender
: But, it was only because I accidentally devoured an estrogen pill…ever since then, I’ve been scarred.

Takumi: Group?

Group: :muddlehea

Takumi
: Ahem. :mmokay:

Group: *starts applauding with blank faces*

Takumi: Well, I’m sorry that you went through that, but I believe you are in the wrong facility. I shall refer you to Dr. Aku for your Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. You may leave if you wish to do so.

Anonymous_Gender quietly leaves.


Chacha
: Now we’ll never know what it truly was.

H4run: :cry:

Takumi: Oh boy, we’re going to need longer meetings…*sigh*



fi aman Allah
wa'alaikum asalaam
 
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re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

Wow

mshallah sis that was funny
i loved the pizza bit lol cnt stop laffing funny

cnt wait for da other part .....x:d :d :d :d:d:d:d
 
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HAHAHA I love the theme! ;D

Al-Zaara: Even though some of us here are in denial *looks at Alpha Dude* I however will not hold back any emotional distress!

Takumi: Group?

Group: *claps and applauds* That’s right sister!!

Alpha: *sarcastically mimicking Zaara to himself* I however *sniff sniff* will not hold back any distress, wah wah wah *rolls eyes*

Takumi: Sister, can you hold that thought for a moment :sunny: I believe a certain individual should go first instead :mmokay:.

Al-Zaara: Oh that’s quite alright, I understand that “some” people *looks over at Alpha Dude* need more attention than others :sunny:
HAHAHA ;D
 
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:sl:

Alpha and Chacha, you guys are like Blackadder and Baldrick!
 
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^ if only i knew who they were :D

Google the names, Bubbles

Can noone parody me on this board? Not even the thread starter that is Charisma?

Guess it's one of those blessings in disguise, eh? :D
 
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:sl:

Heheheee.

Alpha: or me


Al-zaara: No, actually I could see it happening to you


Alpha
:
angry.gif
LOL...Funny thing is, when Alpha said or me, I was thinkin what Al-Zaara said. :D
 
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Group: *all staring at anonymous gender who is sitting quietly without movement*

H4run: Maybe it’s a dummy :D

Chacha: Nah, it couldn’t be!

H4run: It has to be! *goes up to poke it*

Anonymous Gender: Hi

masha allah sis, you got a real talent, keep it up insha allah, this part made me laugh. LOL as if you met an alien from the outer space :D
 
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Charisma are you a perfectionist? Well I am.
 
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PS Could I take over this thread with Alpha or someone...?
 
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PS Could I take over this thread with Alpha or someone...?

You will find that once a thread becomes dominated by one or 2 people, it soon dies from lack of interest and ends up in the recycle bin.

It is only threads that are available to all members that keep any interest
 
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But how do Muezzin & Minaz dominate there thread?
 

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