"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Stars featured in this drama: @noraina @Umm Abed @~ Sabr ~ @Muezzin @Kiro @Serinity @MuslimInshallah @hisnameiszzz@EgyptPrincess @Insaanah @Dreamchaser

*Thread is made advertising a show*

*All IB members meet up at London and go to theatre*

Farhan: Welcome to the IB theatre! The show will begin soon, please remain seated.

noraina: *giggles* What's this touchpad.

Umm abed: And this thing above our heads hehe.

Muezzin: Why did I wake up this morning... -_-

Farhan: NOW! Please be quiet, everyone settle down! It will all be explained.

Everyone: Sorry!

Farhan: Where was I... okay remain seated. Obviously men are on the right, sisters on the left. Completely segregated event.

Muezzin: Farhan there...

Farhan: YES Muezzin, I know about the torn curtain in the middle which segregates the event. I have hired repair men. DO not look through.

Muezzin: What can the sisters do?

Farhan: sister herb will be providing Niqab to all the sisters until curtain gets fixed. Apologies for the troubles.

Umm abed: Explain the gadgets please :)

Farhan: Oh yes Umm Abed sorry I forgot it is...

Muezzin: Hey how come she gets to interrupt and I don't?

Farhan: Shush!!! Can we please just remain quiet.

Muezzin: Well I was you know explaining... but

Farhan: No IFs No BUTs! Be quiet please.

Muezzin: Ok..

Farhan: Okay sorry everyone, so as I was saying... The "thing" above your heads.. Umm Abed, is a holographic identifer. Everyones IB username should be above their heads.

Everyone: Cool!

Farhan: The touchpad as Noraina mentioned. This not only gives you 24/7 IB access, it can let you vote on the show.

MuslimInshallah: (Smiles) Farhan how much did this all cost? (Twinkles)

~ Sabr ~: LOL you actually say "smiles" and "twinkles" in real life.

MuslimInshallah: (pensively) Well... not really.

~ Sabr ~: Look!! In real life this is how you do a smiley!

*~ Sabr ~ makes a funny silly face*

*A loud laugh erupts from the sisters section*

Muezzin: Jeez I wonder what's going on over there...

Kiro: I just wanna go home and have my strawberry milkshake :(.

Farhan: Interruption after interruption :O. Okay MuslimInshallah, it costs £10,500 but with all your contributions it helped جزاك اللهُ خيراً.

*Suddenly hisnameizz appears on stage*

Security guard: Oi get off there mate!

Farhan: Hisnameizz your performance is in 20 minutes!

Hisnameizz: Please farhan, I need to leave, it's time for me to go. Leaving
IB :(. Let me give a short speech and leave.

*Security guard grabs hisnameizz*

Hisnameizz: Arghhh let go of me, your worse then my neighbours.

Farhan: Fine you can do it quick. Security guard let him go, he's with me.

*Security guard lets go*

Security guard: I'll be keeping
my eye on you mate..

Muezzin: Lol someone grab some popcorn, this is getting intense.

Serinity: My mum said I'm not allowed popcorn. Allah knows best.

Kiro: Haha

Muezzin: They aint for you.

Farhan: Okay muezzin share your popcorn with the brothers. And hisnameizz do your speech quickly!

*hisnameizz nervously gets up on stage*

*He gives his speech and.. 20 minutes later*

Hisnameizz: Okay to end my speech I would like to thank: Umm Abed, Musliminshallah and Bethechange. Thank you all!!

~ Sabr ~: LOL

Insaanah: Farhan apologies could I just say. Brothers should advise brothers, sisters with sisters. I don't see any benefit in this.

Musliminshallah: Well you see..

Farhan: Let's not turn this into a debate, lets continue with the show!

*Suddenly EgyptPrincess arrives through the door*

noraina: She has chocolate eclairs, all chocolates in the world...:O she lives like a real princess.

*EgyptPrincess puts on her celebrity sunglasses as she walks into sisters section*

EgyptPrincess: Please sisters, no autographs, I'm coming through, make way!

~ Sabr ~: No one asked for your autograph!

Dreamchaser: Your food pics are better than mine!

~ Sabr ~: LOL

Farhan: Sisters look this way, we don't need to turn around everytime someone new walks in.

~ Sabr ~: Can I change my holographic colour to pink?

Farhan: Not now. Now we have sister herb cooking everyone chicken biryani for dinner. Lot of time passed
so let's get the first performer. His name is Omar Esa he will be singing "Tum hi ho".

http://www.islamicboard.com/islamic-multimedia/134333282-tum-hi-ho-muslim-version.html

*Omar esa performs and suddenly...*

(To be continued)

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. None of the text is intended to offend.
 
Looooool, this is brilliant! I can imagine an IB meetup being as chaotic as this, some amazing personalities here ma'sha'Allah :D. You actually made me laugh.

Looking forward to the next part...
 
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:salam:

I wouldn't ask for whether popcorn is haram. Cuz any corn, is halal.. But Funny enough! Alhamdulillah!

Amazing tho. And Allah SWT knows best.
 
farhan said:
noraina: She has chocolate eclairs, all chocolates in the world...:O she lives like a real princess.
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They have chocolate eclairs there and I haven´t been invited at all.

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Ok, I´ll leave the forum right away...
 
Kiro: How was I dragged into this? Such a pain, too much of a pain, mann it's such a pain to be in, it's a pain to give an example, it's a pain to be a pain, man I'm in so much pain, It's surprising I don't have diarrhoea yet in this theatre because of this pain. I just wanted to sit home and play video games, riding ostriches across the country as a road trip. I better go to the toilet to check my bleeep. Hey, this is my own head. Why did it bleep on me. Bleeep. C'mon now! I just wanted to Bleeep bleep. The word isn't all immature, it's not even a curse word. I don't even swear. Now let's go check my bleeep. Ok, you can't out bleep me. He who bleeps last, bleeps loudest. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Hold on, I'm my own competition. Oh, what the heck. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
@farhan: Yes kiro? What's with the 'eeep'

Kiro: Where's the bathroom?

Farhan: To the right on the corner

Ok that was just in my imagination, Farhan just didn't exist there. After all, I imagined him in his a care bear suit that says. You know, now you think about it. Whilst, Farhan keeps blabbering about how he wants to get married. Well, I'm so immersed in my own thoughts, he's like a mime. Coz it's all in my mind while Farhan is talking then this is behind the scenes of the behind the scenes. Behind the scenes 'inception. Well Behind the scenes cubed (^3) since this is all written. Darn. Broke the fourth wall.


 
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muslimah_B said:
They need to learn to fend for themselves and learn the life skills called "cooking"
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Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now. ;)
 
noraina said:
Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now. ;)
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Haha
Lets hope they know how to use the oven, not just the microwave [emoji12]
 
muslimah_B said:
Haha
Lets hope they know how to use the oven, not just the microwave
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:D, I know, my dad was telling him to YouTube it, lol. But it isn't just brothers tbh, these days some sisters don't know how to cook - I don't know, cooking is an essential survival skill everyone should know, whatever their gender.

Once this girl was telling me how useless she is at cooking and she said, 'I don't know how to peel a tomato, the skin is so thin!' :hmm:
 
noraina said:
Lol, that's true for some brothers. My cousin went abroad for uni and he was complaining to my father on the phone how he is sick of eating takeaways and instant noodles, he couldn't even fry an egg. I think he's learnt now. ;)
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I could imagine if he asked from his father something like "please send mom here, I am starving". ;D

Ok, sorry, off topic.
 

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