"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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JazakAllah khair for your kinds words, you always have the right things to say. I enjoyed reading your scripts, MashaAllah, they were really funny.

May Allah reward you and grant you jannah. Ameen.

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too funny loooooool

cant wait for fith 1!!!!!!!!!

too bad i cant give u another rep lol :(:(

masalama
 
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;D Loved Part IV.

Wanna buy a watch? Heh. You even got 'NEXT' in there!

Mashallah, funny stuff.
 
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hahah.. cool tread sis *charisma* was great lol :giggling: :giggling:
 
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ohhh I see the admins (with the shades on) snickering behind the screen.

They know they wanna ROFL.

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nuh uh its not stopping there. more please charisma :'( :wub:
 
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salama

where is the next part :(:(:(:(
 
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salaam,

mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming!

wassalam :peace:
 
Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol


Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!!


U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick
 
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Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production!;D
I'd better be in part 5!:X
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wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl! ;)

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WOW that was super hilarious sis!! ;D Masha'allah Great work :happy: and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere? :X
 
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You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to. :) Be grateful. :)
 
salam
lol really good and creative mashallah
jazakallah for sharing


lol my part is good lol, mashallah a lot of similarities to the members too
really enjoyin this too

zAk: hmmm…You were listening to SS weren’t you??

Metz: Oh, *changes subject* do you hear that??

zAk and Iqram go silent to hear.

zAk: Kadafi? Kadafi went home….:eek: He was listening to SS! :eek:
lol would be so true lol, how come with every reply of mine in the script there is salam and w'salam? lol
wasalam
 
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salam
lol sis i guess
Iqram: I agree with you man, SS is the best! You keep on listening bro!

zAk looks at Iqram wondering why he’s all up on his telecom

Metz: I know, heard he’s leading fajr prayer. His reciting was so amazing today.

zAk: you know SST is also the besssst!

Metz: NO way ekhi, SS is awesome!

zAk: Ah, hes gud, but like I said, SST is equally as great!

Iqram: Metz, did you hear when he recited surah al fatiha.

Metz: yea ekhi, have it right here ;)
bro iqram, mashallah on my side lol, jazakallah
wasalam
 
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LI Salaah​


Muezzin: ...Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar.. Laa illaaha IllAllaah.


Dhuhr salaah had just started, and brother kadafi (the imam) was already praying the 4 sunnah.



glo lived just a few houses away from where the azaan came from...

glo: I guess I better set off to learn more about Islam..


*reaches place of prayer* - but she sees two guards in black at the door.



... : "Can we have your identification please? (they say together)

glo: who me? I left it at home :(


... : What's your LI name? (one of them asks)


glo: Remember me!? its glo...


... : Let me check on my laptop *View who's Online*

*Both nod heads - "Okay, you can go through.."


glo: But... are you two on the forum? And why are you two wearing that costume?


... : Yeah it's me amani and Arwa, you might have seen us in the Haramains thread?


glo: :?


Arwa: Doesn't matter..

amani: The reason we cover ourself is because our Creator has ordered us to (Qur'an 24:31) .. it's even mentioned in the bible -

"But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. [Corinthians 11:5]

Arwa:
Anyway, you can go through - but don't go in the Brothers Section - you don't have access to that.


As glo passes through the wudhu rooms. She hears a loud blow of the nose.. [PIE]"can someone pass me the pot!!
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glo:
:eek: !! I wonder :-\




Meanwhile, sister Mawaddah is teaching in her small study circle:


Mawaddah: "In this hadith which is narrated by Jabir radhiAllaahu anhu, The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi-waSalam said,

"He who says upon hearing the Adhan: `Allahumma Rabba hadhihid-da`wati-ttammati, was-salatil-qa'imati, ati Muhammadanil-wasilata wal-fadhilata, wab`athu maqaman mahmuda nilladhi wa `adtahu [O Allah, Rubb of this perfect call (Da`wah) and of the established prayer (As-Salat), grant Muhammad the Wasilah and superiority, and raise him up to a praiseworthy position which You have promised him]', it becomes incumbent upon me to intercede for him on the Day of Resurrection.''


So i want all of you to recite this after you hear the adhaan, okay children? :)


Students: Yes Ms Mawaddah!! (they say together in a monotone voice.)



Al-Muminah, Halima and Labibah are telling the sisters to stand up in straight lines and in rows.


Halima: Don't you know it's important to straighten yourself when performing salaah?

Al-Muminah:
The Messenger of Allaah, sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said: "Straighten your rows, or Allah would cause your hearts to differ" (Narrated in Abu Dawud)


Labibah: I've been asked by brother Far7an to remove any sisters from our section if they take too long to respond. jazak Allaahu khayr.



glo walks into the sisters section..


glo: Hi..? :phew


piXie: woohoo!!! :thumbs_up its a sister

welcome... :welcome:

have a great stay :sister:

any questions ? feel free to ask :)

enjoy...;)


Aalimah: You killed it :rollseyes


piXie: No i neva :D


Ladee Maryam
: Are you from Australia?


glo: Nope..


Um Hamzah: You a revert?


glo: No.. but i want to learn about islam..



Muezzin: Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar...


glo: Why do women pray on the back row?


Mod sisters
- Shh.. salaahs going to start - we've warned you already.


kadafi: Allaahu akbar...


*Everything goes silent*

[For anyone who's confused - the imam doesn't read out aloud within the Dhuhr and 'Asr prayer]


Sister Daffodil's son Abdullah was crying in the salaah, so it was shorter than how brother kadafi intended it to be.. he remembered the hadith:

The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said, "I stand up to lead Salat with the intention of prolonging it. Then I hear the crying of an infant and I shorten the Salat lest I should make it burdensome for his mother".
[Al-Bukhari].


kadafi: Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh...


The fardh salaah had ended..



Suddenly there was a loud BANG!..


It was the police.​



continue to: The Cop Chase (part 2)
 
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subhanAllah brother you've got some talent...never knew you had it in you.

i cant wait for more...

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Rabi'ya;rose:
 

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