The Cop Chase
"Put your hands up NOW!"
3 with masks came running through the door. They dispersed themselves into different areas.
Brother
Ansar Al-'Adl quickly got up and selected
Far7an &
Muhammad to lead the expedition.
Ansar Al-'Adl rushed towards the male wudhu room and found a tall, thin man looking through the cubicles.
Ansar Al-'Adl: "Alhamdulillah, they only came after salaah" :coolbro: he whispered to himself..
The man's head was still behind the cubicle, when suddenly
Ansar Al-'Adl kicked his leg from behind - so he fell, then he pushed his head into the toilet.
The handcuffs were flashing infront of his eyes.
Ansar Al-'Adl: Shall i refute him? :-\ I might aswell..
:happy:
..
Muhammad was hiding behind a shoe rack.. he couldn't control his laughter. Someone had brought a pair of slippers and was probably desperate that they don't get stolen - so they had placed a padlock in between them.
He diverted his attention towards the jackets, where he saw a short, chubby, bald man looking through the sisters jackets.
Muhammad: What are you doing here!?
Man: We're arresting you under the terrorism act!
Muhammad: Why? What proof have you against us?
Man: erm.. Your religion tells you to kill all the non muslims!
Muhammad: Then wouldn' you be dead? :-\
Man: Soo.. why does your God let you marry 4 women?
Muhammad: Why does your country let a man marry a man? :-\
Muhammad walks upto the man and kindly says: "This is a peaceful religion
so please leave us, and we will leave you.."
As
Muhammad is about to walk away, the policeman shouts "FREEZE!", suddenly Muhammad turns around with a rapid roundhouse kick.
*WHAM*
Far7an is really angry.. he's just seen the amount of press outside. So he step's outside near the entrance..
Click on me [this link] to find out what he says.
[For the people who prefer text only:]
When are you people going to tell the truth?
When are you people going to tell the people the truth about us?
Instead of telling them we're terrorists?
Who have we bombed?!
Which individual have we attacked?
Which policeman have we had a problem with for 20months!
We're the ones who've been praying on the streets! and you police want to violate us again..
I'll fight you!.. thats what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ain't it mr. policeman? I bow *points to forehead* this to Allaah subhanahu wa ta'aala! I don't accept your authority... I accept Allaah subhanahu wa ta'aala. I do not fear you people!
You people are acting on heights! You show no compassion, no mercy, because it's not instilled into you! You're all bullies!
What you gna do, lock me up!? What else you gna do - beat me up? What can you do!!
Brother
G-HaD-Ta-Raaza comes running towards the entrance and shouts: "Yeah! And realise that jannah is under the shade of swords!!!"
Press #1: What is jannah!?
G-HaD-Ta-Raaza: Come inside to find out!
Some of the press be reluctant to come inside, but a few come in anyway...
Arwa & amani : Identification Please?
Far7an: Let them sign in as anonymous.. but if someone messes about, oor if anyone does anything suspicious - notify the mods or admins and we'll permanently ban them.
Arwa: Okay insha'Allaah. barak Allaahu feekum (may Allaah bless you.) By the way - take your shoes off before you walk in.
Far7an: Wa iyak (and you.)
G-HaD-Ta-Raaza: Not me! :grumbling I got clean shoes on, plus The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings be upon him) -
"He used to stand (in prayer) bare-footed sometimes and wearing shoes sometimes." [Abu Dawood & Ibn Maajah. It is a mutawatir hadeeth as Tahaawi has mentioned.]
But don't take my word for it.. I still need to find a fatwa regarding this issue yet.
*Umm_Shaheed comes in abit late because she was locked in college..*
Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah, i neva knew that!? my shoez are ayt too, so i can go in too yeah?
[normal language: my shoes are alright/okay too, so i can go in too - can't i?]
amani: Wait up - let me check on
IslamQ&A (Walking with shoes in the masjid permissible?) - you just go in without them for a while.
Umm_Shaheed: Safe.. inabit insha'Allaah. Asalamu 'alykum wr wb.
Arwa: wa 'alykum.
Umm_Shaheed: lol me a muslim you know! say it fully...
Arwa: lol okay - wa 'alykum as-Salaam warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..
amani: happy?
Far7an: Me and G-HaD-Ta-Raaza take the males to the Brothers Chat Room so we can discuss islam, and sis amani - take the females to the sisters islamic chat room, okay?
amani: Sure insha'Allaah.
While this was going on - the brothers were discussing a crucial topic:
seeker_of_ilm: If anyone's having a hard time with their wifey - this hadith will cheer them up insha'Allaah:
"
No woman in this world upsets her husband but his wife from among al-Hoor al-'Eeyn will say, "Do not upset him, may Allaah kill you! For he is with you only temporarily, and soon he will leave you and come to us."" [Saheeh al-Jaami' as-Sagheer, 6/125, no. 7069]
zÂk: Alhamdulillah I'm not married.. yet... :rollseyes
Shadow: If I had a wife with green hair - we would go on train rides in jannah
Khaldun: Back on topic brothers. Far7an's here with some new members...
Far7an: *Ahem* These guys want to know more about islam. Anyone who wants to give da'wah - please come forward.
Press # 1: What are the rights of women in islam?
Brother
Ähmed comes forward.
Ähmed: Before you ask the secondary questions - lets refer to the primary aspects of our faith.
seeker_of_ilm: masha'Allaah, i've heard that the technique this brother uses - it can call a person to islam within 5 to 10mins! So listen up...
The Day of Da'wah (continued - click here) Part 3
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