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re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
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The Trip
~pInK cHiCk~: I'm bored man..
Umm Hamza - Why? what's up? :?
~pInK cHiCk~: What do you think am bangin on about :rant: I said i got nothin to do
*Umm_Shaheed enters the chat*
Umm_Shaheed: Asalamu 'alykum warhamatulahi wabarakatuh.
Umm Hamza:
warahmatulah
~pInK cHiCk~:
Umm_Shaheed: You're supposed to say the full Salaam..
Umm Hamza: Oh yeah. jazak Allaah for the reminder sis.
~pInK cHiCk~: Ayt.. :wasalamex
Umm_Shaheed: wag1 wit u sis? (what's going on with you sis?)
~pInK cHiCk~: Nothin.. shall we do somethin? I'm heavy bored..
Umm_Shaheed: Ayt, safe safe. What u wna do den?
Umm Hamza: Can u sisters stop talking slang? I don't understand what you're talking about. What if i started talking danish :X
Umm_Shaheed: lol.. sorry.
~pInK cHiCk~: My bad.
Umm Hamza: No.. it's just, you know what the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) said:
"When you are three together, two should not speak together privately apart from the other one until you come together with other people because that might upset him."
~pInK cHiCk~: I'll remember that insha'Allaah. Good stuff sister, barak Allaahu feeki.
Umm Hamza: One minute, sorry I got a call.
Umm_Shaheed: OK No worries.
~pInK cHiCk~: Soo.. what ringtone you got on yo fone sis?
Umm_Shaheed: who me? :?
~pInK cHiCk~: Who else! :rant:
Umm_Shaheed: lol calm down.. I got mine on silent. What you got?
~pInK cHiCk~: I pump my nasheeds on it man! I put the bass on Extra Xtra High and the duff sound iz nex level!
Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah.. i might just try that next time.
kay:
Umm Hamza: Okay listen, i got a call from the sisters.
~pInK cHiCk~: What did they say?
Umm Hamza: They said they want to meet in the park.
~pInK cHiCk~: kool, shall we go now?
Umm Hamza: Yeah c'mon. Let's go insha'Allaah.
*The sisters leave and set off to the Park*
~pInK cHiCk~: Do you wna go in my M3?
Umm_Shaheed: Yeah kool!
*Meanwhile in the park*
Halima: You should have told her to get some snacks.
Al-Mu'minah: Yeah, i was gona. She hung up too early though
*In the car*
~pInK cHiCk~: I wonder why they called us anyway..
Umm Hamzah: I don't know. I could hear alot of sisters while sis Al-Mu'minah was talking.
Umm_Shaheed: Lol, go really fast sis ~pInK cHiCk~ and i'll be like those iranian police women I still got my AK with me alhamdulillah!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA[/media]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA
~pInK cHiCk~: Nah - we'll get fedz (police) on our case.. lets keep a low profile insha'Allaah. :shade:
Umm_Shaheed: Seeeeeeeeeen! :shade:
Umm Hamzah: kool :shade:
*In the sisters area*
Al-Mu'minah: No we don't need more moderating sisters in this section.
Anonymous: But the mod sisters don't be active enough in our section..
Al-Mu'minah: But don't we delete the things that need to be deleted, and move the threads from the main forum that need to be moved?
Ameeratul Layl: Yeah.. you do that.
Labibah: So we're doing our duty as mods right?
Ameeratul Layl: Yeah, but please try to be more active please.
Mod sisters: Sure insha'Allaah.
*Suddenly - they hear a loud ear piercing sound*
..Muslim-4eva..: What was that?!
Nusaybah: I don't know..
piXie: Whoeva it is, it better be a sis insha'Allaah.
*4 sisters come out of a car*
Ladee_Maryam: I think we need to fix the breaks in your car sister.
Safa: We'll sort it out some time insha'Allaah.
Angel: Everyone got their phones with them?
Ashley: Yeah, got it alhamdulillah.
piXie: Alhamdulillah! it's a sister!
:welcome:
Safa: :wasalamex g'day mate!
Tayyaba: Are all the sisters here now?
Muslim 4 Life: No - we're still waiting for 3 to come yet insha'Allaah.
~pInK cHiCk~: "Nah, we're here now!" she said as she left her car.
*The 3 sisters joined the group in their Halaqa*
Umm_Shaheed: How long you been waiting for us?
Hajar: Not long, we were just waiting for everyone to get together.
hyper~gal: kool - so we got no-one else to wait for now?
*Salma*: Nope.
madeenahsh: OK - Let's go then insha'Allaah. Everyone get up and follow me.
*All the sisters leave the park, and begin to follow*
Daffodil: Where we gna go?
Hana_aku: we'll find out in a while insha'Allaah.
*On the other side of the park*
akulion: Look man, they walking off again.
Far7an: Get used to it.. I only came here cause my wife forced me to.
akulion: hm.. I know what you mean.
Dawud_uk: Why do women act like that?
akulion: hm... good question.
Far7an: hmm... :-\
[zÂk enters the conversation]
zÂk: hmmmmmmmm........................ :-\ What you guy's talking about? :uhwhat
Dawud_uk: Nah.. it's nothing.
akulion: Nothing really..
zÂk: ok.. :uhwhat
H4RUN was feeling cold, so he was wearing his black jumper
Alpha Dude: I heard you got a rolex? How much is it in the market?
*H4RUN opens his briefcase*
H4RUN: You interested in Original top of the range, top of the mill, Rado watches, scratch proof screen...untill u scratch it that is.. Just a fiver under 50, come and get 'em,
once the man with the deal has gone, he's gone..
... Or i can sell you the whole thing :coolious:
*Alpha Dave looks to his left, right & then back*
Alpha: "..Okay, i'll buy it all.. capiche?" he whispers. [But little does he know is that Allaah Almighty is the Watcher over everything..]
H4RUN: well thats luvly jubly, gotta a whole load of them in the ol' van :thumbs_up
Taymullah: Everyone got their suitcases ready?!
Muhammad: I've got the food alhamdulillah.
Ansar al Adl: "i think we should go aswell now insha'Allaah" he whispers to himself, while stroking his beard.
He stands up: " Calm down brothers! I think it's about time that we set off too insha'Allaah. Follow me."
*Alpha Dude closes his briefcase while Muhammad struggles to carry 10 bags of food.*
Far7an: zÂk! wake up.. the Prophet (sall-Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “Every morning and every evening say, O Allah! I seek refuge in you from anxiety and grief, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardliness, the burden of debts and from being over powered by men.”
*H4RUN puts the profit he earned in his back pocket, and zÂk ( :uhwhat ) wÂkes up from his sleep.*
To be continued....
The Trip
~pInK cHiCk~: I'm bored man..
Umm Hamza - Why? what's up? :?
~pInK cHiCk~: What do you think am bangin on about :rant: I said i got nothin to do
*Umm_Shaheed enters the chat*
Umm_Shaheed: Asalamu 'alykum warhamatulahi wabarakatuh.
Umm Hamza:
warahmatulah ~pInK cHiCk~:
Umm_Shaheed: You're supposed to say the full Salaam..
When a (courteous) greeting is offered you, meet it with a greeting still more courteous, or (at least) of equal courtesy. Allah takes careful account of all things. (Qur'aan Surah Nisa [4]: 86)
Umm Hamza: Oh yeah. jazak Allaah for the reminder sis.
~pInK cHiCk~: Ayt..
:wasalamexUmm_Shaheed: wag1 wit u sis? (what's going on with you sis?)
~pInK cHiCk~: Nothin.. shall we do somethin? I'm heavy bored..
Umm_Shaheed: Ayt, safe safe. What u wna do den?
Umm Hamza: Can u sisters stop talking slang? I don't understand what you're talking about. What if i started talking danish :X
Umm_Shaheed: lol.. sorry.
~pInK cHiCk~: My bad.
Umm Hamza: No.. it's just, you know what the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) said:
"When you are three together, two should not speak together privately apart from the other one until you come together with other people because that might upset him."
~pInK cHiCk~: I'll remember that insha'Allaah. Good stuff sister, barak Allaahu feeki.
Umm Hamza: One minute, sorry I got a call.
Umm_Shaheed: OK No worries.
~pInK cHiCk~: Soo.. what ringtone you got on yo fone sis?
Umm_Shaheed: who me? :?
~pInK cHiCk~: Who else! :rant:
Umm_Shaheed: lol calm down.. I got mine on silent. What you got?
~pInK cHiCk~: I pump my nasheeds on it man! I put the bass on Extra Xtra High and the duff sound iz nex level!
Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah.. i might just try that next time.
kay: Umm Hamza: Okay listen, i got a call from the sisters.
~pInK cHiCk~: What did they say?
Umm Hamza: They said they want to meet in the park.
~pInK cHiCk~: kool, shall we go now?
Umm Hamza: Yeah c'mon. Let's go insha'Allaah.
*The sisters leave and set off to the Park*
~pInK cHiCk~: Do you wna go in my M3?
Umm_Shaheed: Yeah kool!
*Meanwhile in the park*
Halima: You should have told her to get some snacks.
Al-Mu'minah: Yeah, i was gona. She hung up too early though
*In the car*
~pInK cHiCk~: I wonder why they called us anyway..
Umm Hamzah: I don't know. I could hear alot of sisters while sis Al-Mu'minah was talking.
Umm_Shaheed: Lol, go really fast sis ~pInK cHiCk~ and i'll be like those iranian police women
I still got my AK with me alhamdulillah! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA[/media]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA
~pInK cHiCk~: Nah - we'll get fedz (police) on our case.. lets keep a low profile insha'Allaah. :shade:
Umm_Shaheed: Seeeeeeeeeen! :shade:
Umm Hamzah: kool :shade:
*In the sisters area*
Al-Mu'minah: No we don't need more moderating sisters in this section.
Anonymous: But the mod sisters don't be active enough in our section..
Al-Mu'minah: But don't we delete the things that need to be deleted, and move the threads from the main forum that need to be moved?
Ameeratul Layl: Yeah.. you do that.
Labibah: So we're doing our duty as mods right?
Ameeratul Layl: Yeah, but please try to be more active please.
Mod sisters: Sure insha'Allaah.
*Suddenly - they hear a loud ear piercing sound*
..Muslim-4eva..: What was that?!
Nusaybah: I don't know..
piXie: Whoeva it is, it better be a sis insha'Allaah.
*4 sisters come out of a car*
Ladee_Maryam: I think we need to fix the breaks in your car sister.
Safa: We'll sort it out some time insha'Allaah.
Angel: Everyone got their phones with them?
Ashley: Yeah, got it alhamdulillah.
piXie: Alhamdulillah! it's a sister!
:welcome:Safa: :wasalamex g'day mate!
Tayyaba: Are all the sisters here now?
Muslim 4 Life: No - we're still waiting for 3 to come yet insha'Allaah.
~pInK cHiCk~: "Nah, we're here now!" she said as she left her car.
*The 3 sisters joined the group in their Halaqa*
Umm_Shaheed: How long you been waiting for us?
Hajar: Not long, we were just waiting for everyone to get together.
hyper~gal: kool - so we got no-one else to wait for now?
*Salma*: Nope.
madeenahsh: OK - Let's go then insha'Allaah. Everyone get up and follow me.
*All the sisters leave the park, and begin to follow*
Daffodil: Where we gna go?
Hana_aku: we'll find out in a while insha'Allaah.
*On the other side of the park*
akulion: Look man, they walking off again.
Far7an: Get used to it.. I only came here cause my wife forced me to.
akulion: hm.. I know what you mean.
Dawud_uk: Why do women act like that?
akulion: hm... good question.
Far7an: hmm... :-\
[zÂk enters the conversation]
zÂk: hmmmmmmmm........................ :-\ What you guy's talking about? :uhwhat
Dawud_uk: Nah.. it's nothing.
akulion: Nothing really..
zÂk: ok.. :uhwhat
H4RUN was feeling cold, so he was wearing his black jumper
Alpha Dude: I heard you got a rolex? How much is it in the market?
*H4RUN opens his briefcase*
H4RUN: You interested in Original top of the range, top of the mill, Rado watches, scratch proof screen...untill u scratch it that is.. Just a fiver under 50, come and get 'em,
once the man with the deal has gone, he's gone..
... Or i can sell you the whole thing :coolious:*Alpha Dave looks to his left, right & then back*
Alpha: "..Okay, i'll buy it all.. capiche?" he whispers. [But little does he know is that Allaah Almighty is the Watcher over everything..]
H4RUN: well thats luvly jubly, gotta a whole load of them in the ol' van :thumbs_up
Taymullah: Everyone got their suitcases ready?!
Muhammad: I've got the food alhamdulillah.
Ansar al Adl: "i think we should go aswell now insha'Allaah" he whispers to himself, while stroking his beard.
He stands up: " Calm down brothers! I think it's about time that we set off too insha'Allaah. Follow me."
*Alpha Dude closes his briefcase while Muhammad struggles to carry 10 bags of food.*
Far7an: zÂk! wake up.. the Prophet (sall-Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “Every morning and every evening say, O Allah! I seek refuge in you from anxiety and grief, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardliness, the burden of debts and from being over powered by men.”
*H4RUN puts the profit he earned in his back pocket, and zÂk ( :uhwhat ) wÂkes up from his sleep.*
To be continued....
Its amaaaaaaaazin how my script is SO ME!! Lol exactly the kinda stuff Id say aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa and my CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL so me 
