re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
After breaking loose from the haunted house the Brothers gathered around to discuss further plans for LI.
It was quite evident that Brother zAk would be in charge of all grammar and spelling, now that left trying to find proper jobs for the other Brothers. It was decided that Brother Woodrow would be in charge of finding and turning off the mysterious clicking noise.
Brother Far7an was deemed to be the best for spreading Da'wah, so that became his responsibility. Br. Alpha Dude immediatly volunteered to be the official fitnah preventer.
Now as they discussed about what needs to be done. Br. Woodrow said "That silly clicking sound is louder then a squeeking wheel"
Immediatly Br. zAk attacked with his trusty dictionary and gammar book, slamming Woodrow to the pavement he shouted "For the last time use than, not then."
Far7han came foreward and broke up the ruckus. Pointing out that it was a poor example to our non-Muslim friends to see Brothers fighting like that.
Naturaly Alpha Dude came over to be certain that all combatants were of the same gender so there would be no chance of fitnah.
Br. Muhammad spoke up and asked "May I have a task to help? I am very good at maintaining peace among the members"
As they walked and chatted searching the threads to see what current issues needed to be resolved. they noticed that one poor pathetic member was constantly being picked on by both the mods and the members.
So out of sympathy, they decided to make Br. Lolwhat's_his_name a pet project and try to learn why he was being picked on. It was a difficult Task. Poor Alpha Dude was in a quandry trying to decide exactly how to determine what is fitnah in this particular case. Should a male mod or a female mod be the one to comfort him?