Bengali how much do u know?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL i aint young!! im 18, i shud b a hafiz by now!!! :statisfie :statisfie




1) as a kid what was your fave toy? kay:
lol nice question.. hmm... there use to be dis WIKED voice activated truk ma dad got me once, u say up and it goes up, u say down n it goes down. COST A BOMB LOL but WAAS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! :coolbro: ;D

2) do you have a fave sibling and why?....
my eldest sister , coz shes like my second mum.... she helped so much in raising me :statisfie :statisfie , if im good its coz she helped discipline me and wen i cried my mum comforted me lol


3) did you used to collect pokemon card....(the humiliation! lol) ;D
man WHy'D YA HAV 2 GO THERE??????... ye :statisfie !!!!! I WAS ONLY 12!!!

4) how long does it take you to eat a doner kebab?
How long duz it take u to blink? LOL naa normally like 10 mins , i like to savour da taste (is that possible in 10 mins??? lol )


MY TURN!!!!

Questions:

1. What did u use to collect den EH?

2. Dont u jus get propa envious wen u see hafizi people at ur age!!!

3.do u excersize a lot daily??

4. Do u sometimes go on sum weird hype like i do and annoy every1 around u?? ;D

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

lol 18 is young....my bro grew a beard when he was like 21! :brother: <<< that resembles him! hahaha ;D

Questions:

1. What did u use to collect den EH?

erm i collected pokemon cards too...and then sold them all! kay: ;D and i used to also collect pogs! they were the greatest kay: :statisfie

2. Dont u jus get propa envious wen u see hafizi people at ur age!!!

erm slightly....but alhamdulillah for them! my cousin is a Hafeez....:happy: but im grateful for what i am .....just need to improve myself inshAllah!

3.do u excersize a lot daily??

i love my exercise.....dont laugh (my sister does) i do an aerobics class with my friends :rollseyes , and i used to play sports but cant do that now....ffended: and we have a running machine at home and i use that on sundays!

4. Do u sometimes go on sum weird hype like i do and annoy every1 around u?? ;D

sometimes...but then my mum says i should be a good girl and then i have to stop! lol :sister:

your turn
1) do you exercise?
2) do you gie da'wah work?
3) have you ever lead any prayers?

wassalam

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

YE I KNO, HIS THE REASON Ive PRETTY MUCH MEMORISED SURAH ALAQ!!! HIS SOOOOO WIKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALHAMDULLILAH!!


ok sis ur questions:

Are u fat?

Did u lie about the above post?

HAHA ;D

DUZNT BEING A NIQAABI FEEL THE BEST??

LOL
NO I AM NOT FAT!!!!kay:
I did not lie... i am not a liar!!!ffended:
And my dad won't let me be a niqaabi so I don't know:'(
But on the good side he told me last night i can get married in 1-2 years:happy:... so I can be a niqaabi when I get married insha-Allahkay:

Ok.. are YOU fat????;D
How many juz do you know now (i only know 3)?
Have you always been this funny?:giggling:

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

your turn
1) do you exercise?
2) do you gie da'wah work?
3) have you ever lead any prayers?

wassalam

1. Ye i box, wrestle wiv friends (as its sunnah ) and chase my lil nieces/nephews all ova da place haha, also i like joggin afta fajr sometimes... feels so peaceful

2. its our duty right! I giv dawa to my bonehead muslim coleague but the fatty still drinks n stuff, naudhubillah may Allah guide him. Im still workin on givin dawa to people at work but im a lil scared coz at college i gave dawa to a group of bengali boys n i think i scared em away.... lol ffended:

3. Ye many times, lol my friends like me to lead for some reason :? :? i consider myself to hardly hav any knowledge neway, inshaAllah i will improve myself!!!

PS: 18 IS NOT YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol 15 is


Questions:

1. Do u go mosque a lot?

2. How often do u giv extra prayers?

3. What do u think bout most wen ur alone??

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Ok.. are YOU fat????;D
Very, sometimes i find it hard to breath so i get my brother to push my stomach in LOL YE RITE!!! man i feel soo sry for some people i see who need 3 people to pull them out of a car! lol subhanAllah!! i hope Allah always keeps me fit inshaAllah


How many juz do you know now (i only know 3)?
... sis this is embarassin... roughly 1 :statisfie , but hey!!! i do kno parts of ar-rahman, and surah yasin and bits n bobs of the quran like surah Qaf... jus parts which really gets me hooked



Have you always been this funny?:giggling:
lol me funny? as the fat queen says, PERISH THE THOUGHT!! lol naa i aint as funny as bro muezzin



MY QUESTIONS:

1. How many extra prayers do u offer daily?

2. Do u get this weird chilly feelin wen u think buot non-existence... duz taht make sence?

3. what do u think bout most wen ur alone??

 

[afriend2]

PS: 18 IS NOT YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol 15 is

lol haha try telling my mum! kay:


Questions:

1. Do u go mosque a lot?

unfortunately not as much as i would like to. i used to go once a week when i was younger, but now it just doesnt happen. inshAllah once i get all my extra work out the way i would like to do some voluntary work there! :happy:

2. How often do u giv extra prayers?

lol when i have a bad nightmare....:'( and when my mum says so and so is having a bad time..... but again not as much as i should! inshAllah i'll improve that

3. What do u think bout most wen ur alone??

erm something that has been on my mind a lot is Judgement Day. :'( shivers my timbers it does! ffended:

your turn
1) have you ever been in hospital?
2) do you speak bengali much at home?
3) what do you think about when youre alone?
4) how much time do you spend on LI?

wassalam

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok.. are YOU fat????;D
Very, sometimes i find it hard to breath so i get my brother to push my stomach in LOL YE RITE!!! man i feel soo sry for some people i see who need 3 people to pull them out of a car! lol subhanAllah!! i hope Allah always keeps me fit inshaAllah


How many juz do you know now (i only know 3)?
... sis this is embarassin... roughly 1 :statisfie , but hey!!! i do kno parts of ar-rahman, and surah yasin and bits n bobs of the quran like surah Qaf... jus parts which really gets me hooked



Have you always been this funny?:giggling:
lol me funny? as the fat queen says, PERISH THE THOUGHT!! lol naa i aint as funny as bro muezzin



MY QUESTIONS:

1. How many extra prayers do u offer daily?

2. Do u get this weird chilly feelin wen u think buot non-existence... duz taht make sence?

3. what do u think bout most wen ur alone??

LOL.
I offer the sunnah prayers of each salah... salaat ad-duha... witr... and tahajjud on most nights alhamdulillah. I can't be bothered to do tha maths:giggling:. Besides, tahajjud varies depending on how early i wake up.

Erm... im not sure if u do make sense mate LOL.

I think about marriage... yeh im a regular desparado LOL. Nah, mostly contemplating about the situation of the ummah... Qur'an... stuff i've read about islam lately... i like to make dhikr often.

Ok... My quizzy now

ermm...... when did u start practicing Islam?
apart from the Qur'an, what's the best thing you've read this year?
What qualities would you seek in a wife?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

your turn
1) have you ever been in hospital?
2) do you speak bengali much at home?
3) what do you think about when youre alone?
4) how much time do you spend on LI?

wassalam

1. Nope ALHAMDULLILAH! Allah has truelly protected me, but every1 else in my family has been in hospitol now n den... lol makes me realise how lucky i am... ALSO FEEL KINDA LEFT OUT!!!! LOL ;D

2.hav 2, if i dont amma starts cussin me like crazy lol she keeps sayin how we're gnna forget our mother toungue and its true!! so ami cheshta khori mattam zettuk fari oile oto bala khori matam farina :statisfie

3. ...death...my bad deeds... sometimes i get so scared i jus do a 2 rakaat taubah prayer... i wish we cud b sinless :'(

4. A LOT IM GETTIN TO HOOKED!!! lol but while im at work i jus stay on it while im waitin for the boss to giv me a missioN .. (am at work right now )


QUESTIONS:::::::

1. WHY IS LI SO ADDICTIVE?

2. Are you parents all into bengali culture?

3. What do u care bout more pride (keepin face etc) or love?

4. LOL R U HOOKED ON LI?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Ok... My quizzy now

ermm...... when did u start practicing Islam?
apart from the Qur'an, what's the best thing you've read this year?
What qualities would you seek in a wife?

started practisin like 2 years ago lol... but really REALLY gettin into it now , (i mean given up all forms of entertainment... lol seriously no joke )

hmm... ibn khatirs "Stories of the Prophets" and "sahih al-bukhari"

pious, will whole heartedly love my mum and wish to take care of her as i will hers, shorter den me (sry i wud jus feel weird if shes taller... especially coz im kinda short compared to every1 else :statisfie), knows quite a bit of the quran by heart (at least 1/3 of what i kno if not more LOL)... and i hope to feel attracted to her so she should b ok lookin. Looks aint that important tho

:

MY questions:

1. What qualities u lukin 4 in ur future hubster?

2. How hooked r u on2 LI?

3. How happy r u feelin..>? lol

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

ya Allah afne ohkon khamoh? ;D

QUESTIONS

1. WHY IS LI SO ADDICTIVE?

erm because of the happy atmosphere and wonderful people mashAllah! :wub:

2. Are you parents all into bengali culture?

bits and bobs really...theyre more into Islam really. but before astaghfirullah they used to watch natoks and bengali music! ffended: :grumbling but now they dont! wohoooo

3. What do u care bout more pride (keepin face etc) or love?

i cant stand pride! theres nothing good about it (apart from pride oil...cant cooki without it lol ;D)

love....:wub: priceless alhamdulillah!

4. LOL R U HOOKED ON LI?[/QUOTE]

erm just a bit! who am i kidding.....i am HOOKED! first thing is admitting it now i need to go cold turkey! :uhwhat

1) your fave dish?
2) can you cook?
3) in your work place can you pray Salat?

wassalam

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

1) your fave dish?
anythin ma mum cooks .... b4 it use to be nethin ma dad cooks but ma mums jus as good lol alhamdullilah

2) can you cook?
learnin.. ok u want the scenario! weneva i go into da kitchen to learn how to cook ma mum comes in shoutin, SHOKHOLTA NOSHTO KHORILIRE, FARTE NAI, HOR!! AMARE KHORBAR DE TUI FAROSNA! And sometimes she literally kicks me out wiv a broom LOL!! thats when my bros/sis's start crakin up ffended:

3) in your work place can you pray Salat?
IF I CUDNT I WUD QUIT!!!! SubhanAllah but Alhamdullilah we hav our own lil prayer room

wassalam

Questions:

1: what would u do if ur school stopped u from prayin?

2: wanna go college or prefer to stay home n learn bout islam?

3: Wanna be a workin lady or a housewife? (housewifes keep the peace, i wish more people understood how important they are)

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

started practisin like 2 years ago lol... but really REALLY gettin into it now , (i mean given up all forms of entertainment... lol seriously no joke )

hmm... ibn khatirs "Stories of the Prophets" and "sahih al-bukhari"

pious, will whole heartedly love my mum and wish to take care of her as i will hers, shorter den me (sry i wud jus feel weird if shes taller... especially coz im kinda short compared to every1 else :statisfie), knows quite a bit of the quran by heart (at least 1/3 of what i kno if not more LOL)... and i hope to feel attracted to her so she should b ok lookin. Looks aint that important tho

:

MY questions:

1. What qualities u lukin 4 in ur future hubster?

2. How hooked r u on2 LI?

3. How happy r u feelin..>? lol

Lol.
The qualities i look for in my hubby-to-be... hmmmm.... well....let me see....
lol ok, well he has to be very much into islam, at least as much as me... alot of taqwa. I want him to lower his gaze when non-mahrem women are around. He should have a fist-sized beard at least if he is able to grow it. He should wear like not western clothes, i wnt him to be proud of his Muslim identity. It would be nice if he had alot of knowledge about Islam, but he should at least have a good understanding. I really don't care for looks. If he has a beard then i'm sure he will look handsome:statisfie. I guess he should be taller than me, but I don't mind that much aslong as he aint THAT much of a midget LOL. I will put in my contract that he can't stop me from seeking knowledge aslong as my responsibilities aren't compromised, in return i will let him marry again if he wishes without no fuss:giggling:. Lol joking, but i dont hav a prob with polygamy. I think I should shut up now and answer the next question LOL.

I am REAL hooked:happy:!!!


I'm feeling pretty happy actually.kay:
Can you tell?LOL

ok.
1. how do you perceive most muslimahs
2. what do you think of the sisters on this forum?
3. whats ur fav smiley?kay:

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^

1. how do you perceive most muslimahs
its very upsettin to see a hijaabi huggin a boy which happens now n den but inshaAllah these hijaabi's will see da light! But i kno a lotta cousins/sisters who are alhamdullilah excellent muslimah's

2. what do you think of the sisters on this forum?
Alhamdullilah! They seem really intelligent (well most of den ) and its about time i got to see the sisters POV, im too use to the brothers lol. This is really helping me to broaden my mind!

3. whats ur fav smiley?i THIS ONE RIGHT HERE ;D!!!


^ hmm... lol

i'll ask da same questions but about brothers

and

wats ur fav smiley??

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

if youre like that then you better stay away from my kitchen too! ;D :rant:

Questions:

1: what would u do if ur school stopped u from prayin?

whack them all! :hiding: nah they wouldnt try and discourage me from Islam cos they already know how strongly i feel towards it! :wub:

2: wanna go college or prefer to stay home n learn bout islam?

i definitely want to go to ICAS (Islamic college) and learn more about Islamic studies. :happy: my parents want me to go to university although if i get a marriage proposal before then.....its what ever Allah (swt) wills.

3: Wanna be a workin lady or a housewife? (housewifes keep the peace, i wish more people understood how important they are)

lol id love to be just a housewife! thats mine and my sisters (shazia's) fave job! but my dad wants me to also give something back to the community, like being a madrassah teacher :statisfie :happy: but ive always been taught that if my hubby doesnt want me to work then i should listen to him...

Allah knows best :wub:

1) do you watch the news?
2) what Surah/du'a are you currently learning?
3) have you ever given your mum a foot massage (lol i give them all the time )
4) how did you find LI?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

1) do you watch the news?
2) what Surah/du'a are you currently learning?
3) have you ever given your mum a foot massage (lol i give them all the time )
4) how did you find LI?

1. lol yep all da time, u gotta kno wats goin on so u dont get messed around wiv!!! lol. Most o da time i jus read the papers to be honest... lol i read a lot

2. Surah Alaq BEAUTIFUL SURAH!!! SUBHANALLAH U GOTTA HEAR IBRAHIM JIBREENS RECITATION OF DIS SURAH!!!

3.I use to giv my dad a foot message evry nite.....he use to come bak from work wiv aches lol so i use to oil his legs n stuff den message him, afta 2 seconds his like ok thats enuff dont go thru anymore trouble but i use to keep doin it till he fell asleep ! Lol my mum prefares her bak rubs so thats what i giv her !

4. GOOGLE!!!!!!! lol how do we find nethin these days



MY QUESTIONS:!!

1. how comes u didnt notice the name i keep quotin u on ?

2. HOW COMES U AINT HEARD IBRAHIM JIBREEN YET????

3. Do u think u will eva say any1 is better den shuraim at recitation?

4. Who do u joke round wiv more, Abba naa Amma?

:coolbro:

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

BTW I AM NOT BAD IN DA KITCHEN!!! i made... dhal b4 :heated: !!! lol heey i help my sister all da time, my mums jus a perfectionist

 

[afriend2]

salaam,

MY QUESTIONS:!!

1. how comes u didnt notice the name i keep quotin u on ?

:'( :'( ffended: ffended: :''(

2. HOW COMES U AINT HEARD IBRAHIM JIBREEN YET????

erm i dont know....inshAllah i'll listen to him after ive finished SS' whole Quran reciation! :happy: kay: :statisfie

3. Do u think u will eva say any1 is better den shuraim at recitation?

dont know.....im sure there must be (hope MST aint reading this :giggling: ;D ) Allah knows best! :wub:

4. Who do u joke round wiv more, Abba naa Amma?

Abba! hes such a joker mashAllah.....my mums just a bit serious...but alhamdulillah when shes funny shes FUNNY! ;D :giggling: :sister: :brother:

your questions...
1) why are you calling me botlah? :'(
2) do you consider yourself as a bully? ;D kay:
3) why have you never been to desh?
4) whats your fave section of LI?

 

[afriend2]

BTW I AM NOT BAD IN DA KITCHEN!!! i made... dhal b4 :heated: !!! lol heey i help my sister all da time, my mums jus a perfectionist

salaam,

lol dhal!!! ;D genius! :rollseyes ;D ;D :giggling:

wassalam

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

your questions...
1) why are you calling me botlah? :'(
lol khandiliso ni? aiccha sorry asi boyn ar khoytam nay

2) do you consider yourself as a bully? ;D kay:
AMI? YA ALLAH, AMI BULLY OILE AMAR AMMAy FITYA NAKHARI URAYLIBA LOL ;D

3) why have you never been to desh?
GOOD QUESTION :'(! :'(! :'(! u kno i wudnt mind marryin a gal from desh if shes memorised some of the quran

4) whats your fave section of LI?
... lol this is one o my fav;'s to be honest a lotta funny people

MY QUESTIONS!!!

1. Are you holdin a grudge for callin u fat? kay:
2.Aint like ur really fat... OR ARE YOU HUGE>?? LOL
3.So how many times u been to desh? wats so good bout it? lol
4. Wats ur fav section of LI?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

salaam,

lol dhal!!! ;D genius! :rollseyes ;D ;D :giggling:

wassalam

HEY :rant: :rant: :rant: !!! i'd like to see u be a boy and cook good LOL ;D