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[sister herb]

Flaminator: I need you to arrest smiley harb and a certain fellow ardianto. And you can get SR to do that easy.

Victory or martydom!

I never surrender!

 

[ardianto]

To Flame: I and my serget reindeer patrol are going to arrest Ardianto next night. OK?

Flame to commader Harb: yes go go. Santa be with you.

A moment after Santa Claus and his reindeer patrol passed by

Ardianto : Good Rudolph, you are my best friend. You saw me hide behind the wall but you didn't tell Santa.

 

[Who Am I?]

Oh, deer... and they're flying. Looks like that secret project to cross-breed turkey and deer finally worked...

(I know what you're going to say. "Turkeys can't fly." Wild turkeys actually can fly. Domestic ones cannot.)

 

[sister herb]

A moment after Santa Claus and his reindeer patrol passed by

Ardianto : Good Rudolph, you are my best friend. You saw me hide behind the wall but you didn't tell Santa.

Something wrong...

Reindeers are visible to muslims but Santa may not...

 

[ardianto]

Something wrong...

Reindeers are visible to muslims but Santa may not...

Who said ? every year i saw Santa in malls.

 

[sister herb]

Reindeers exist but Cristmas not?


:nervous:

If not Christmas then also no Santa?

Soory I forgot as I am not burn muslim...

hew

 

[sister herb]

Who said ? every year i saw Santa in malls.

We believe Santa lives here.

 

[Flame of Hope]

Ardianto : Thanks for the information, James. Now bring me to safe place before Flaminator arrests me.

Agent 007 : Yes, sir.

Flames Bond 007 kidnaps Ardianto and takes him to "safe" place.

Ardianto is ASTONISHED BEYOND WORDS. mg:

Ardianto: Flaminator!! You are James Bond 007 ? :nervous:

Flaminator: I have several disguises my friend. Flames Bond 007 is my Secret Agent Secret Name.

Ardianto: What are you going to do with me now?! :exhausted I am innocent!!!

Flaminator: No... you have to pay for your crimes.

Ardiantor: What crimes?

Flaminator: Anda cakap bahasa planet Fin. Saya tidak suka itu.

Ardianto: What are you saying? Me no understand.

Flaminator: Aha! Anda dari Indonesia. Anda tak tahu bahasa Melayu?

Ardianto: Tidak.

Flaminator puts handcuffs on Ardianto. You're coming with me to the IB Headquarters. Admiral T will decide what to do with you.

Ardianto: Would it be the worst punishment? :skeleton:

Flaminator: Most probably.

Ardianto: Give me a clue, Flames Bond!! +o(

Flaminator: You're going to be tied up!

Ardianto: Yikes! In chains?!!

Flamintor: No.... it's worse that that. It's RUBBER BANDS.:Evil: And then you will attached to a big humongous hot air balloon and you will be blown away to the other side of the galaxy.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

 

[Flame of Hope]

Oh, deer... and they're flying. Looks like that secret project to cross-breed turkey and deer finally worked...

(I know what you're going to say. "Turkeys can't fly." Wild turkeys actually can fly. Domestic ones cannot.)

In IB Town everything can fly. What are you talking about?

 

[Flame of Hope]

Victory or martydom!

I never surrender!

Miss harb. Get off your high horse there. Nobody is telling you to surrender. You just have to wave the white flag and say "Peace! I'm totally harmless."

By the way, nice costume. I want one like that.

 

[Who Am I?]

In IB Town everything can fly. What are you talking about?

The flying reindeer. The secret experiment to crossbreed turkey and reindeer was a success.

 

[Tilmeez]

Flaminator puts handcuffs on Ardianto. You're coming with me to the IB Headquarters. Admiral T will decide what to do with you.

AT: Agent Falminator, Pls don't bring this criminal to Headquarters. We have Captain Woodrow sitting here and if he sees him he will kill him by telling him his old jokes. He is a good guy with bad company. Isolate him from others. Send him to spy Ramadhan (He has been promoted to Super Spy Ramadhan for he was not happy with lower ranks and hard work) he has powers to decide punishment for all major crimes.

Flaminator: Aye Aye Sir.

AT: I'm a little too busy with some most unimportant work so don't come to me without any major reason. Over and all!

 

[sister herb]

Miss harb. Get off your high horse there. Nobody is telling you to surrender. You just have to wave the white flag and say "Peace! I'm totally harmless."

By the way, nice costume. I want one like that.

I am not miss. I am married. So Mrs.

I am not totally harmless! I am fighter! And don´t take my horse! :raging:

 

[sister herb]

My costume you can take but horse I keep.



I am good rider.

 

[Flame of Hope]

I am not miss. I am married. So Mrs.

I am not totally harmless! I am fighter! And don´t take my horse! :raging:

No............... you're a smiley. Smileys are very good at denying everything. And they are very good at cooking too.

So please make us some dinner. IB Towners are starving.

 

[Flame of Hope]

AT: Agent Falminator, Pls don't bring this criminal to Headquarters. We have Captain Woodrow sitting here and if he sees him he will kill him by telling him his old jokes.

Oh no!!! :scared:

Old jokes?!!! I really had no idea that the punishment could be so cruel.

I'll do as you say AT. I'll keep ardianto tied to this Rubber Duckie over here. In case of storm or flood, he will survive.

AT..... you're a genius! And such a life-saver.

Hands Admiral T the Life Saver Award.

 

[sister herb]

To Secret agent Woodrow: cavalry is here! I ride by your little monster horse! When we attack?

Who is enemy?

 

[ardianto]

Agent 007 cakap Melayu?. Alamak! tertipu aku!, dia bukan James Bond tapi Flames Bond!. :scared:

I hope Spy Ramadhan still remember when he's locked in school toilet, I helped him, and he promised me "whenever you need help, I'll be there"

 

[sister herb]

Please somebody tells who is enemy!!!!!

 

[sister herb]

Se oudon kielen kirjoittaminen loppuu tahan! Tai sitten alan tehda sita myos!

Kivaa?

:raging: