Bio Data CV

Haha... Marriage CV's. Nowadays it does sounds like an application process. I think somebody already said it, but as soon as I saw this thread I thought of Baba Ali's video on marriage interviews.

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I need help, well this might be a useful thread for others...anyway... my brother wants me to write a character reference for him for his Biodata [marriage cv] and i have NO IDEA how to start and what to write... any help will be appreciated as he want it asap ...

wa/salam
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out of all strange things i've heard surrounding marriage and weddings, this would have to take the cake, i think...oh wait, scrap that ive heard worse :X
 
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO MARRY MY Child
(dating is not an option, its un-Islamic)

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, religious affiliation and current medical report from your doctor.


1. NAME_________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH____________

2. HEIGHT__________ WEIGHT__________ I.Q. _________ G.P.A._________ NET WORTH ___________

3. SOCIAL SECURITY#___________________DRIVERS LICENSE # __________

4. RANK AT THE MOSQUE _______________________WHAT ROW DO YOU PRAY IN FOR JAMMAT___________________

5. HOME ADDRESS_____________________CITY/STATE_________ZIP/POST CODE_______

6. Does your father have more than one wife? __________


What rank is your mother in your father's harem?_________________

7. Number of years parents married _____________________________________

8. Do you own a camel?_____ A 7-11 or similar enterprise?____ Drive a taxi cab?_________

9. In 50 words or less, what does KHILAFAH mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ ____________________

__________________________________________________ _____________________




10. In 50 words or less, what does the concept of HIJAB mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




11. In 50 words or less, what does JIHAD and religious martyrdom mean to you?

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________

__________________________________________________ ______________________




12. Mosque you attend? ________________________ How often?___________

13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, uncle, aunt, cousins, neighbors and mullah?

_________________

14. Answer by filling in the blank please answer freely - all answers are confidential ( That means tell me so I can tell the whole community).

A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is ______________

B. The best place to detonate a bomb is___________________________

C. A womans place is in the_______________________________________________ _

D. The one thing I hope ALLAH does not ask me about on the Day of Judgement is ___________________________

E. The last time I sat at the HOOKA was_____________

F. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is _______________________
(NOTE If answer begins with a T, H(ijab, that is) or A, discontinue and get back on your camel; keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised).

G. The land of Palestine should be returned to__________

H. I face Mecca ______ time(s) a day.

I. I drink ______ cup(s) of tea a day.

J. I eat with my ______hands ______ kitchen utensils (please check one)

K. Your daughter's dowry is worth

_______her weight in gold

_______the weight of my mother

_______forty camels

_______There is no measure




L. Upon marriage, my wife and I will live (check all that apply)

__________ in an apartment

__________ in a BIG home

__________ with my parents

__________ with her parents

__________ with my other wife(s)

__________ all of the above




15. Are you a Doctor or an Engineer?______________________________________




I SWEAR BY ALLAH THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF
MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH




__________________________________________

Signature (that means write your name, camel jockey)


.................................................. ............................

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.

Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury) not that I would tell my daughter if a boy called ANYWAY. If your application is rejected you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white turbans and carrying gun cases (You might want to watch your back, we come from a crazy peoples).

(This is a joke application)
 
I had no idea things like this existed! How interesting.

I'm glad you managed to complete the reference anyway sister.
 
Lol I've heard of this before, people take themselves way too seriously. :rollseyes Or rather, parent's take their kids as ''prized'' possessions.

No wonder it's so hard for youngins to get married. You got people asking you to fill out a marriage CV.
 
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

SubhaanAllah! Its a minor issue.

No-one should mind writing down simply their:
name, age, education, current job, Your dad's and mum's name with their addresses. Also give your backhome addresses.
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It should only take 5 minutes to type up.

Its only the most basic details. Makes things easier.

The problem comes when people want details of everything, pictures, videos.:raging::raging:

FiAmaaniAllah
 
What happened to the old times when the parents came together
and had a nice talk with some chai(tea) and cookies and get to know each other and all that? :-[


you will never truly get to know a person by a piece of paper, right?
 
Güven said:
What happened to the old times when the parents came together
and had a nice talk with some chai(tea) and cookies and get to know each other and all that? :-[


you will never truly get to know a person by a piece of paper, right?
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AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

Your right. The thing is by having the CV. What the parents do is first do background checks etc and then if they are happy then they approuch the spouse to be.

Just like with a job interview, some prefer to get the references out of the way.:rollseyes

FiAmaaniAllah

 
Güven said:
What happened to the old times when the parents came together
and had a nice talk with some chai(tea) and cookies and get to know each other and all that? :-[
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With the sister walking in, all shy and everything, bringing in the chai and biscuits? I'm not a fan of that..it's as if they expect you to fall in love with her as you see her serving you or something with all the aunties and uncles sitting around chatting and winking at each other while so obviously pointing at the guy and girl!:skeleton:
 
Maalik said:
With the sister walking in, all shy and everything, bringing in the chai and biscuits? I'm not a fan of that..it's as if they expect you to fall in love with her as you see her serving you or something with all the aunties and uncles sitting around chatting and winking at each other while so obviously pointing at the guy and girl!:skeleton:
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Yeh that's the one im talking :D

really, no I thought it was cool atleast you get to know what kinda family she has and if they are compatible with my family and let's not forget about the free cookies and chai :p:

but it MUST be extremely embarrassing though. :exhausted
 
lol & behold, this is the future.. do they really ask about all that stuff though?
can't we,,just marry O_O *sigh*

go shopping with a girl & maybe have dinner and you'll know her a lot better than the other stuff, just a thought, never done it..
I'm too young for this anyway:/
 
Maalik said:
With the sister walking in, all shy and everything, bringing in the chai and biscuits? I'm not a fan of that..it's as if they expect you to fall in love with her as you see her serving you or something with all the aunties and uncles sitting around chatting and winking at each other while so obviously pointing at the guy and girl!:skeleton:
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that tradition has never failed to irritate me. i feel sorry for her...it would be scary enough to her that she has to meet a potential, let alone bring in chai all red faced, and to top off have people stare at the both of them.

i dont like how she brings in the chai anyway becuase the first thing that the guy must be thinking is her "serving potential," as you mentioned. but what about the other way around, whats he got to show? stupidness!
 
alcurad said:
so, how many of you guys know how to cook?
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AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

i know only the very basic and can follow a book lol. i would enjoy the wife teaching me:statisfie

FiAmaaniAllah
 
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wow! i never heard like this before- a CV... interesting. I though meeting with families etc etc... im planning to getting marry inshaAllah but my family make it difficult for me =[
 

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