Bush and Condieeeeee

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Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.

George B. : - Good, send her in.

Secretary: - Yessir.



Hangs up. Condi enters.



Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.

George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?

Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.

George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.

Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.

Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.

George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?

Condoleeza : - Yes.

George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.

Condoleeza : - Hu.

George B. : - The guy in China.

Condoleeza : - Hu.

George B. : - The new leader of China.

Condoleeza : - Hu.

George B. : - The Chinaman!

Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.

George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?

Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?

Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.

George B. : - That's who's name?

Condoleeza : - Yes.



Pause.



George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condoleeza : - That's correct.

George B. : - Then who is in China?

Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

George B. : - Yassir is in China?

Condoleeza : - No, sir.

George B. : - Then who is?

Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

George B. : - Yassir?

Condoleeza : - No, sir.



Pause. Crumples paper



George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?

George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.

Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?

George B. : - No.

Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.

George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.

Condoleeza : - Kofi?

George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?

Condoleeza : - And call who?

George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?

Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.

George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!

Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condoleeza : - Kofi.

George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.



Condi picks up the phone.



Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.

George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.



Door slam.


(from another forum) rani
 
lolzzz!! I've seen something like this before - it's frustrating...:)
 
BUsh and president of China...

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."
Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."
Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."
Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."
Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"
Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"
Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"
Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."
Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."
Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:lol:.....two stupid fellows speaking 2 each other... ;D
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:sl:

amazing :giggling: ;D :giggling: :giggling:
makes you laugh all day with that monkey Bush:rant: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

Bush is evil bush is pharoah he should be tried along with blair for all the bad and killing they have done:cry: :heated: :rant:
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:giggling: They understood each other perfectly
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:sl:

lol ;D ;D that always crack me up although it has been poted once already but hey...its still amusing ;D

:w:
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :lol: funnnyy!! ansd stupid both talking like that!!!
 
Re: BUsh and president of China...

:sl:

woooohh thats for that
too funny:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling:
 

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