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she den replied ive been shot:p

mr charmin smiled @ her & shot her agen :p lol

den she ran away frm mr charmin, mr charmin went bk 2 watch his drama n found d tv missin .....
 
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But after a sharp slap, Sally was woken to her senses and she cried out, "It's the BABOON!", and without further ado, the two of them ran out of the house, stopping only to allow Mr. Charming to take his cup of tea with him. By now, the Baboon had reached out again but thanks to the amazing powers of Mr. Charming's tea, they managed to escape to one of his private resorts. "Sally, there is one person who can help you to fight the dark lord, and that's Dr. Zabagugu. You must go to him now..."
 
"And how am I supposed to do that?" asked Sally sarcastically.

"Have you heard of a Tardis?" asked Mr Charming.

"Oh yes! Sally exclaimed. "As in Dr Who you mean!?"

"Well yes, but this time-travel machine is called a reTardis."

"ReTardis?" snorted Sally.

"That's correct Miss. Now no more questions. We have work to do." And with that Mr Charming began punching in a few digits on his GPS wristwatch. Suddenly there was a bright flash and Sally found herself standing infront of what looked like a hi-tec portable-loo. The doors flew open and....
 
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OK let's finish this off properly and leave out the off-topic bits...

...and Mr. Charming pushed Sally into it.

"But what about you?" She asked.

"I have an important task... Sally you must go!"

And with that, Sally was transported in a flash into the humble dwelling of Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

"Ah Sally, I have been waiting for you..."

And after explaining some boring details, he went on to say, "In order to defeat the Dark lord, you must fight darkness with light. This light is the truth, and it is with which you must fight the falsehood that is the darkness. Sally, this truth is Islam!"
 
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OK let's finish this off properly and leave out the off-topic bits...

...and Mr. Charming pushed Sally into it.

"But what about you?" She asked.

"I have an important task... Sally you must go!"

And with that, Sally was transported in a flash into the humble dwelling of Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

"Ah Sally, I have been waiting for you..."

And after explaining some boring details, he went on to say, "In order to defeat the Dark lord, you must fight darkness with light. This light is the truth, and it is with which you must fight the falsehood that is the darkness. Sally, this truth is Islam!"
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wowowowowowowwwwwwww **cheering and applauding**

carry on caryy on..what happenz next...
 
Looooooooooooooooolzzzzzzzzzzz Im gonna die laughing at Muhammed bro's imagination. Sorry sorry sorry..just too funny@Dr. Zabagugu, who was startled to see a toilet appear in his bedroom.

Oh last part is mashaAllah...

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"Who is Islam?" sally enquires.

Dr Z fumbles with his eye-glass and shoots Sally an amazed look.

"You live in darkness my child. Islam is the universal Truth. Once it has been revealed to you. You will not be able to deny it!"

"Who will reveal it too me Dr Zabgugu?" Sally asks.

Dr Zabgugu begins to explain.....
 
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I've found this story quite funny too... anyway to continue:

Once Dr. Zabagugu explained what Islam is, Sally couldn't wait to become a Muslim.

"Now let's see, hmmm, you need to change your name to... how about Salihah?"

"Umm.. ok that sounds quite nice!" Said Sally excitedly.

"Right then Salihah, now you must remember this: The Dark lord has many evil aides, and he will try to hinder your path by sending them to you. They are known as Qareens..."

"Ah! That's it! I knew there was something about that word!" Salihah exclaimed.

"Yes, yes - and to fight them, you need to be strong. Throw away that silly keychain, it has no value. We do not use weapons from the dark side. The strongest weapon you have, Salihah, is to use the Qur'an."

Suddenly, there was a loud banging coming from somewhere downstairs.

"They're here, Salihah! Go now, GO! Use this Mr. Charming's toilet-thing to get out of here. Study the Qur'an. Only then can you fight the evil!"

"But why me? Come with me!" Salihah cried.

"I'm sorry. But we have to give you time to study. On our own, we are not strong enough. A young mind like yours will work wonders, now GO!"

And with that, he pushed Salihah back into the uncomfortable teleport in which she began to cry, knowing that she would never meet Mr. Charming or Dr. Zabagugu ever again.
 
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I've found this story quite funny too... anyway to continue:

Once Dr. Zabagugu explained what Islam is, Sally couldn't wait to become a Muslim.

"Now let's see, hmmm, you need to change your name to... how about Salihah?"

"Umm.. ok that sounds quite nice!" Said Sally excitedly.

"Right then Salihah, now you must remember this: The Dark lord has many evil aides, and he will try to hinder your path by sending them to you. They are known as Qareens..."

"Ah! That's it! I knew there was something about that word!" Salihah exclaimed.

"Yes, yes - and to fight them, you need to be strong. Throw away that silly keychain, it has no value. We do not use weapons from the dark side. The strongest weapon you have, Salihah, is to use the Qur'an."

Suddenly, there was a loud banging coming from somewhere downstairs.

"They're here, Salihah! Go now, GO! Use this Mr. Charming's toilet-thing to get out of here. Study the Qur'an. Only then can you fight the evil!"

"But why me? Come with me!" Salihah cried.

"I'm sorry. But we have to give you time to study. On our own, we are not strong enough. A young mind like yours will work wonders, now GO!"

And with that, he pushed Salihah back into the uncomfortable teleport in which she began to cry, knowing that she would never meet Mr. Charming or Dr. Zabagugu ever again.
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**yipee yipee** he bought the 'qareen' in2 it
 
...As Saliha zapped to an unknown destination, she tried to remember all the things that had happened to her. During her recapitulations, a thought suddenly struck her. It was her ninteenth birthday!

Saliha was awestruck. Was it just a coincidence or was there somthinh evil about nineteen?
 
This story would make an excellent dawah book. It's totally hilarious! ;D

Newayz my brain's still asleep to continue.... :uhwhat
 
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...As Saliha zapped to an unknown destination, she tried to remember all the things that had happened to her. During her recapitulations, a thought suddenly struck her. It was her ninteenth birthday!

Saliha was awestruck. Was it just a coincidence or was there somthinh evil about nineteen?
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Salihah contemplated that superstitions probably had no basis in Islam. But then at that thought, Salihah had arrived at her destination. What she saw would mentally scar her for the rest of her life...
 
The land was barren, lifeless and had a stench of death. Sahila sttod up from the toilet teleport and looked around. Was this the battleground of the evil lord?
 
The stench of death clung to her nostrils, it was enough to make her regurgitate... and it did. Salihah bent over, the vomit streaming from her mouth, when she felt a searing pain in her spine. She used all her might to turn to see what was causing that pain. Behind her stood none other than charming! She pressed her palm against her spine and felt a warm liquid oozing out. It was blood, she realised.
"Mwahahaha! I am the dark lord! NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME OR FACE DESTRUCTION!" he cackled.
 
Saliha though to herself,"What is better bowing and hence saving life or not bowing as per the command of God" Finally after what seemd like hours to her, she bowed.

Charming cackled with decisive laughter. "Finally, all the heirs of the Marisillian family will be dead!"

"What do you mean" Saliha inquired. "I killed your mother Sally, but unfortunatley you escaped. Now today I will fulfill my wish. I will destroy you!"

"Why," Saliha asked.
"You will soon find out" Evil muttered and raised his hands to the satrless skies...
 
...a truck ran everybody over.

Saliha groaned, tearing herself from under the wreckage.

'Watch where you're going!' a gruff voice shouted from the cab. 'These things don't deliver themselves! Jeesh!'
 
(LOL... good one.)

Salihah used this to her advantage in order to escape.
"Release the hounds!" charming screeched.
A pack of ravenous dogs pursued her, when suddenly she spotted a machine gun.
Salihah picked up the machine gun and...
 
...gazed in horror as a flag emblazoned with the word 'BANG' popped from the barrel.

'Er...'
 
Salihah hurled the gun at the dogs that were now lunging into the air, and strangely it EXPLODED. Chunks of dog meat flew everywhere, clouding her cyborg vision.
 
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Salihah desperately tried to remember what Dr. Zabagugu had said about the Qur'an and how to fight the dark lord... and she couldn't but question why Charming had sent her to Dr. Zabagugu in the first place. What was going on?
 

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