Adding to the cornyness:
Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?
A. Fsh
Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Ketchup.'
Q. When’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A. Tooth Hurty! (two thirty)
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q: What type of computer sings?
A: A Dell
Q. What do prisoners use to contact each other?
A. Cellphones
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Did you hear about the guy in the car accident lost his entire left side?
A: I heard he's all right.
Q: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A: He couldn't concentrate!
Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer.
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A: Tell you tomorrow
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!
Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play.
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Q: What clothes does a house wear?
A: Address.
Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
