Feeling Stupid?

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
 
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

tooooo ffunny
 
Stupidity is still in this world, by the look of these recent comments.

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
 
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


LOL :D
 
Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?
 
Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?


Yes.
Case in point: Dubya.

people are pleasantly surprised when, on rare occasions, he says something intelligent.

Come to think of it, he is actually smart for he has set expectations of himself very low that whenever he does something worthwhile at a minimum, people applaud him.
 

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